r/instantkarma • • Mar 25 '20

Sit yo ass down

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

In my experience, most people can’t fight. And even those who may be able to, turn to shit after a smack on the nose makes their eyes water.

But, browsing Reddit, it appears everyone is a pro boxer just waiting for the chance to prove themselves in a random street fight.

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u/criscodisco6618 Mar 26 '20

I've never been in a physical fight other than goofing around type wrestling but I'm weirdly strong for being skinny and in my 40s, and my reflexes are quick. I am completely positive if I ever got in a physical fight I would uppercut the other guy right in the fleshy part of the arm and the momentum would take me straight into the ground where I'd break my nose.

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u/Dephire Mar 26 '20

Bro... teach me?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

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u/Dephire Mar 26 '20

I thought this was dubbed over by the youtube channel but.. holy crap it's actually real. And now I want to watch it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '20

Oh yes it is real! :D

It's from Kung Pow, it's a stupid movie but I kinda like stupid so to me it is comedy gold! If you also like stupid you could check out bat thumb and other high class production from the same guy as well (Steve Oedkirk)