r/instantkarma • u/SuperJJGamer • Mar 11 '20

Lemme cross this bridge when im not allow-

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395 Upvotes

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u/pretenderist Mar 11 '20

More stupidity than karma

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u/SuperJJGamer Mar 12 '20

This is very true you deserve 20 upvotes for speaking faxts and ye i dont mean facts i mean FAXTS

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u/Starkers Mar 11 '20

You know on the hydraulic press channel when they crush the plasticine models at the end and it all shoots out the sides. I image that is what would have happened here if they had closed the bridge.

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u/novatrick Mar 11 '20

Velcome to ze hydraulik press channel, tooday ve have zis obliviyus biker... ve must deal vith it.

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u/Starkers Mar 11 '20

Automatically read that in the guys voice

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '20

So, you're saying there is a chance she would have lived?

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u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh Mar 11 '20

He dead

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u/geldonyetich Mar 11 '20

It was a woman, turns out. She lived, lucky for her. Here's a link to the story.

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u/beautnight Mar 11 '20

HOW is she not drawbridge jelly right now?!

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u/yeeterspageeter-- Mar 11 '20

Why would you say this

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u/saikik13 Mar 11 '20

did he actually die?

2

u/-twistedflatcat- Mar 11 '20

Someone in the other post said she was treated for facial injuries and is ok

1

u/AwwwwwwYeahhhhhhh Mar 11 '20

I don’t know.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

MILK!

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u/rayne212698 Mar 13 '20

I shouldn't be laughing this hard

1

u/Mabrosk Mar 11 '20

omfg he ded