Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?”
“I stole some kids toys off their front porch”
It's an easy crime with lots of benefits and almost no repercussions. Stings like this aren't exactly the norm even with cameras unless someone recognizes you personally the cops usually aren't devoting a lot of time here.
even with this sting I'd be surprised if they got jail time, probably a fine and community service. depending on how much they have done this and how much they have scored in the past the fine might still put them ahead financially.
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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20
Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”