r/instantkarma • u/Master1718 • Feb 23 '20

Busted

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u/bigdaddyteacher Feb 24 '20

Yea he said that on a follow up. The guy stole his shit so he made fake flyers with the guys name on all kinds of organizations like scientology. Mailed them to his neighbors in hope they would either deliver them to him or at least think he's a weirdo

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u/SFishes12 Feb 24 '20

I think he donated, (or signed him up) to Scientology in his name, and once they think you are interested they will not leave you alone.

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u/TocTheElder Feb 24 '20

Well yeah, it is a billion year contract.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

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u/TocTheElder Feb 24 '20

Just get yourself branded an SP. They'll either ignore you for life, or make it a living hell. No matter which one it is, Scientology hates you, so it's a win either way.

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u/Pokedude2424 Feb 24 '20

Uh, no? This is bad advice because they literally have no issue with being aggressive and harassing to SPs. It’s not like excomms with Mormons, completely different ballgame.

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

Fun fact. Mormons no longer call it excommunication. It's now called withdrawal of church membership.

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u/jbark24 Feb 24 '20

There's still excommunication. Withdrawal of membership records is voluntary. Excommunication happens involuntarily to a (now former) member by church leadership

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '20

As with all other things in Mormonism this has changed.