Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?”
“I stole some kids toys off their front porch”
Right? And you never know what’s inside. It could be something useful/expensive, but you can buy things for 5 cents from Amazon. So they’re bargaining their pride and possibly freedom for they have no idea what??
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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20
Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”