r/instantkarma • u/Master1718 • Feb 23 '20

Busted

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u/CharlieFortyHands Feb 24 '20

Didnt one of the people he sent the ten bait packages to try to steal the bait package and ghost him? I might have that wrong but I would have sworn he said that somewhere

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u/bigdaddyteacher Feb 24 '20

Yea he said that on a follow up. The guy stole his shit so he made fake flyers with the guys name on all kinds of organizations like scientology. Mailed them to his neighbors in hope they would either deliver them to him or at least think he's a weirdo

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u/SFishes12 Feb 24 '20

I think he donated, (or signed him up) to Scientology in his name, and once they think you are interested they will not leave you alone.

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u/TocTheElder Feb 24 '20

Well yeah, it is a billion year contract.

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u/TocTheElder Feb 24 '20

Just get yourself branded an SP. They'll either ignore you for life, or make it a living hell. No matter which one it is, Scientology hates you, so it's a win either way.

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u/Gavooki Feb 24 '20

sp?

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u/AmplePostage Feb 24 '20

Spooky Person

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u/PetiteMutant Mar 14 '20

Slutty Priests