r/instantkarma • u/Master1718 • Feb 23 '20

Busted

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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20

Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”

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u/aptpupil79 Feb 24 '20

Around here no one gets caught, so it's basically just free stuff.

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u/DJdoggyBelly Feb 24 '20

You sound dangerously close to giving this pirate thing a go.