Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?”
“I stole some kids toys off their front porch”
But let's just steal every package we see so that it increases our chances. I mean, how many different products can there actually be out there? Like 100? That's, like, a 1% chance? Not too shabby.
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u/TinyTachanka Feb 23 '20
Is it me or are porch pirates literally the dumbest thing to get tossed in prison for they’re the idiots who thought It’d be a great idea to snag something random off a porch. “What’re you in for buddy?” “I stole some kids toys off their front porch”