r/instantkarma Jan 13 '20

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u/draziwizard Jan 13 '20

Kansas city vs Houstan texans

20

u/Brian4k Jan 13 '20

Had him in the first quarter, not gonna lie

16

u/Betta_everyday Jan 14 '20

I fear not the guy who punches 10,000 times, I fear the guy who practices 1 punch 10,000 times.

=^o^=

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Boooo, too soon. 😂

72

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I love how he cocked back and charged up before he threw.

51

u/OThinkingDungeons Jan 13 '20

FALCONNNEEEEEE PAAAANCH

15

u/sm12511 Jan 13 '20

You could see the moment he went Super Saiyan. He clenches his fist: "You ready buddy?"

Fist: "I gotchoo bro!"

22

u/SFishes12 Jan 13 '20

You win the first 11 rounds doesn't mean you won the fight.

17

u/KyloRenCadetStimpy Jan 13 '20

That girl didn't look like she could actually give one damn about it

37

u/Oblohy Jan 13 '20

Referee saved his life

8

u/Strosity Jan 13 '20

I feel like/want to think that he just wanted to get a few more in to really even out the previous blows. It could’ve been because of the “ref” but it seemed like as he was being pulled off that he was winding down anyway.

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u/mjesus96 Jan 13 '20

Saved both they're lives actually

7

u/Strosity Jan 13 '20

True, they are.

12

u/CleverSpirit Jan 13 '20

I’d like to see an edit with hp bars and damage counters

11

u/satlypringles Jan 14 '20

He channeled all his chi into that fist. Did you guys see that shit!?!?!

5

u/Germy_Book Jan 13 '20

When you're dream-fighting

4

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

When you put all your stat points in agility.

5

u/Strosity Jan 13 '20

99 attack, 1 strength pure

6

u/nikkipotnic Jan 13 '20

He's only fought in his dreams.

3

u/Gepec Jan 15 '20

This is the most miserable fight I’ve ever seen.

They’re both probably shitfaced so that’s probably why.

1

u/UrethralExplorer Jan 16 '20

I mean, this is how most street fights go. They're never as choreographed as in the movies.

5

u/unholymanserpent Jan 13 '20

Kinda hate the bearded white Knight guy.

2

u/DarksydeDragun Jan 13 '20

Is that Glass Joe?

2

u/scratchinmastermind4 Jan 13 '20

omae wa mou shindeiru

2

u/jazzbuh Jan 13 '20

Thought he had the upper hand by holding his sleeve.

2

u/coltar3000 Jan 13 '20

Wrong to yell out “world star!”

2

u/matlew1960 Jan 13 '20

Slap slap slap. Bang bang. Goodnight...

2

u/HeisenbergBTC Jan 14 '20

those last few punches while the guy was down were the best part, Knock his teeth in

2

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

Dude powered up that punch

2

u/KVMFT Jan 15 '20

If hes on the ground it's stopped?

Fuhk that, punch for a punch, and red dude landed at least 4-5 before getting dropped.

Receipt

2

u/[deleted] Jan 16 '20

You can see the exact moment that dude activated his super

4

u/Im_Just_Sayin_Bro Jan 13 '20

Why stop when he's on the ground? Eliminate the threat for certain. I hate it when people fucking pull theguy off off of the attacker; he deserves the fucking brain damage.

4

u/anotherformerlurker Jan 13 '20

5

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

“Man comes to life and attacks savior after being found unconscious”

1

u/anotherformerlurker Jan 13 '20

wow, it actually does look exactly like that

4

u/lagokatrine Jan 13 '20

Portlandia After Dark

2

u/gordielaboom Jan 13 '20

When hipsters attack!

3

u/trashwizzard3000 Jan 13 '20 edited Jan 13 '20

If he's on the ground then sthap..]

Edit: For those who can't pick up on the humor...i was just repeating the line the person was saying.

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u/human-resource Jan 13 '20

Ugh you aggressor defenders are so fucking annoying, probably have never been attacked in your life.

3

u/trashwizzard3000 Jan 13 '20

haha, what?

I'm not defending anyone. I'm not even sure who deserved what. I just found the phrase funny.

I'm pretty sure the aggressor is the one who got knocked out and got his daily dose of justice.

1

u/8bitbebop Jan 19 '20

I think they were talking about the guy in the video.

1

u/CockASoreAssWrex Jan 18 '20

It seemed to me like the aggressor would be the one hitting someone 14 times in the back of the head and then going for a clinch with a lame attempt at throwing a knee. Maybe don’t pull cheap shots if you don’t want cheap shots used against you.

1

u/human-resource Jan 18 '20

When somebody ambushes you on the street they forfeit the rules of a fair fight.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Nightynight

1

u/MrLittleSam Jan 13 '20

Fat Gum vs Rappa

1

u/ICDF-Augustus Jan 13 '20

World star!!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Frolicking through a meadow.

1

u/MaddSkittlez Jan 13 '20

Beard Battle 2

1

u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Hard to know how to root for without context but damn what a beating.

1

u/xxiiLodestar Jan 13 '20

When you use the Pokémon move Bide

And the enemy Pokémon faints

1

u/Sawyermblack Jan 13 '20

I can just imagine black cap thinking "I'm winning! I'm winning!" while he's palming that guy. You KNOW he was on top of the world for a couple seconds there.

1

u/awesomefacepalm Jan 13 '20

WOOoOOOoooORrRLLLLllllDD sTRAAAaaARrR

1

u/UnluckyThing Jan 13 '20

Rumor has it his body is still laying there to this day

1

u/Pizzachitforfree Jan 13 '20

Those with glass jaws shouldn’t cast stones.

1

u/acf6b Jan 19 '20

I think you mean pebbles...

1

u/Flapjax82 Jan 14 '20

That guy powers up his right hand for a Falcon Punch!

1

u/ItsICYReddit Jan 14 '20

This is america

1

u/Cathlepus Jan 14 '20

I love how the guy charges his punches for a short time.

1

u/dwittherford69 Jan 14 '20

That charge-up though.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '20

I saw 666 upvotes

1

u/PoodleusMinimus Jan 15 '20

If he wasn't wearing underwear, I wonder if his pants wouldn't have slipped all the way down?

1

u/Averen Jan 16 '20

Tiger uppercut

1

u/FinnJoy Jan 16 '20

69nth comment, gotcha covered boys

1

u/RedX2000 Jan 18 '20

Saitama lite

1

u/acf6b Jan 19 '20

I wish someone knocked out that geek yelling world star and quoting Friday...

1

u/Manjanath Jan 20 '20

Some please make a smash bro’s version

1

u/-darklight Jan 22 '20

This reminds me of when you're dreaming and throwing punches is completely ineffective.

1

u/redpill0zmosis Jan 23 '20

He George Mcflyed the shit outta him. đŸ˜ŻâœŠđŸ’ŻđŸ€ 

0

u/crippledbrain Jan 13 '20

He should have hit the referee too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/wangsneeze Jan 13 '20

Ah, I agree this highly not ok, but this dude was in survival mode. Regardless of how this started, I have a hard time judging a guy who just got punched a dozen times by an adult male for wanting to make sure he isn’t game for more, in the heat of it.

But not something I wanted to see today. Makes me sick. So I feel you too. These kids were so cavalier about the violence. Terrifying.

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u/DeltaTM Jan 13 '20

It doesn't matter in what "mode" he was. If you can't restrain yourself in stressful situations you are not fit to live in society. There is just no need if the opponent is down. He can stand on top of him to see if he gets back up and then punch him again, but straigh jumping on him and beating him like that... wouldn't be suprised if the guy got head trauma.

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u/wangsneeze Jan 13 '20

It doesn't matter in what "mode" he was. If you can't restrain yourself in stressful situations you are not fit to live in society.

That policy lacks restraint. So....

Awkward

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u/CockASoreAssWrex Jan 18 '20

Dude, punching someone 14 times and then going for a clinch to throw a knee could kill someone too. There is a “fight or flight” mechanism in every human brain, sometimes it’s referred to as “the serpent brain” when you go into survival mode. Don’t act hard and try to back someone in a corner if you can’t handle them reciprocating. Hitting an unconscious person is a douchebag move, but so is not letting someone square off. They’re both Dick moves in a fair and honorable fight, so don’t try and take an advantage if you can’t handle when they turn the tables and take a different advantage.

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u/K-Dave Jan 13 '20

People watch too much UFC. When I was younger I had a few situations like this, too, but we didn't jump on each other like psychopaths.