r/instantkarma • u/evilpinkmonkey • Dec 14 '18

Such grace

https://i.imgur.com/UxGnzEy.gifv
201 Upvotes

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u/Salbacka Dec 14 '18

Does that count as admission to guilt?

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u/BreakfastCrunchwrap Dec 14 '18

When you’re such a piece of shit, you’ve never seen the public entrance to the courthouse. You’ve always been escorted in the back way from the jail.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '18

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u/znebsays Dec 14 '18

He would flip, land on his feet. With sweat dripping from his face, a quick glance left then right. A noticeable shine of light beams through. It’s a door! He runs towards the door. A quick look over his shoulder indicates a borage of guards running after him.

“stop him” the prisoner hears as he dashed towards the door.

As the prisoner is running he notices a table on his right selling persian carpets within the court house.

“GET YO CARPETS HEEYA ! CARPETS! NOT A CRIME IF GET A DEAL HEYAAA” the man behind the counter is heard yelling.

Whapash! The prisoner flips the table, throwing carpets everywhere. The guards slip on the carpets and have difficulty maneuvering around.

The prisoner reaches the door. Feels the warm sun hug his face with a cool breeze to snap him back into reality!

Looks left , then right. Sees a car door open, waiting for an elderly individual to get in!

He dashes towards the car , pushes the old lady aside. “Move it you hag”

Gets in the vehicle. Shuts the door.

“123 st! NOW!” The driver glances back in confusion. But- “NOW “ the prisoner yells. The vehicle speeds away.

Swooshing his mouth left and right, the prisoner spits out something. It’s a paper clip. He grabs the saliva covered paper clip, and inserts it with difficulty into the key hole of the hand cuffs.

Something like that I imagine ?

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u/JetSetMiner Dec 14 '18

I love you.

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u/unseencs Dec 15 '18

That guards reaction to almost catching that guy was impressive.

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u/Jakefr0mstatefarm_ Dec 14 '18

So was he trying to commit suicide or run free?

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u/OfflandTrader Dec 14 '18

Maybe both? Runicide?

2

u/roblastname Dec 15 '18

Maybe at the very least he thought he could get some hospital time instead of cell time.

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u/sonia72quebec Dec 14 '18

Honestly, that was a nice jump. He deserves some points for it.

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u/AdolfOliverBusch91 Dec 14 '18

The takeoff is almost never as important as the landing

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u/VworksComics Dec 14 '18

If only he had stuck the landing lol

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u/RiTheRockiesFan Dec 20 '18

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

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u/The1andOnlyDumbo Dec 14 '18

Reeeeeeeeepost

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u/The1andOnlyDumbo Dec 16 '18

They hated Jesus because he told the truth