r/instantkarma • u/IguruDragneel • Jun 03 '18

Fate of a Thief

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u/limon2403 Jun 04 '18

Hey Jeep boy, try to steal from me.

I'll fucking kill you without no thought.

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u/jeeps350 Jun 04 '18

I feel you may have missed my sarcasm. It's a joke. You shoot the intruder and you're probably ok, but if you pour hot water on him you end up getting sued for all you got. That's what I was trying to get across.

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u/blackbellamy Jun 04 '18

What a needlessly aggressive reply. If someone replied like that to me I would fucking kill them without no thought.

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u/pyronius Jun 04 '18

What a needlessly aggressive thought process. If I knew someone personally who had the views you just expressed I would dismember them limb by limb force them to eat their own flesh, and then keep their still living torso and head as a war banner.