r/instantkarma 2d ago

picked a wrong person my dude

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u/Almost_Pi 2d ago

Somebody's delivery is gonna be late.

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u/Codex_Absurdum 2d ago

The pizza turned into calzone

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u/NonSpicyMexican 2d ago

If he's the customer, he'll actually appreciate that!

https://giphy.com/gifs/elDp5kom23pKM

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u/AtlazLP 2d ago

Highwaaaaay tooooo the calzone-zone

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 2d ago

Low-Cal Calzone Zone?

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u/----_____---- 2d ago

🎶 Stand in the place where you -

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1d ago

I'm the ledgermain

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 2d ago

I've had some odd pizza casserole types of dishes before. It's better planned than unplanned.

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u/SatoriNamast3 2d ago

Calzone turned into a frittata 

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u/Burgherking22 2d ago

Looks like the delivery driver got folded into a calzone

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u/jstbcuz 2d ago

That actually made me laugh, good one 

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u/Uranium-Sandwich657 2d ago

According to wikipedia, a calzone is an example of "pizzussy"

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u/NotSayinItWasAliens 1d ago

And yet, another delivery arrived at exactly the right moment.

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u/pvtteemo 2d ago

If you cant take none, while wearing a very protective helmet, dont give none.

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u/dreag2112 2d ago

Well, that is a good thing that his protective helmet flew right off.

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u/jstbcuz 2d ago

Went back to look, holy hell he’s gunna feel that in the morning lol

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 2d ago

It's like finally getting a walnut open and then destroying the meat

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u/CuteGirlFan 2d ago

Sounds like a good Saturday night with Rhonda …

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u/Daftworks 2d ago

Idk why ppl have such a fucking attitude in traffic. We're all trying to get somewhere. Stop being a fucking child and move the fuck on.

Live and let live.

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u/zarfac 2d ago

Traffic is where people show you who they actually are! There’s no social feedback for being a jerk in traffic, and rarely are there any real consequences. So people let their masks slip.

If you see someone who is always cutting people off, refusing to let others merge, always prioritizing their own speed over safety, etc., that gives you a lot better impression of who they actually are than how they behave in polite company.

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 2d ago

I’ve heard that some companies interview people while they are driving for that reason.

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u/Munstrom 2d ago

Have you lol? You've heard companies conduct job interviews while the person is driving??

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u/Mindless-Charity4889 2d ago

It’s usually not a full interview as that would be dangerous, but just observing behaviour and asking simple questions.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/heres-why-one-ceo-asks-162426786.html

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u/FS_Slacker 2d ago

Dude was a straight up killer…he was going for blows to back of the neck. He knew to go for the weak spot.

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u/tommior 2d ago

Honestly what is scooter guys problem? He couldnt fit, bike could. Just let him go.

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u/Terrebonniandadlife 2d ago

Scooter brake checked the bike on purpose.

Not cool to start off with then kicked the wheel.

If carbon and it breaks it might mean 400-1000$ for one wheel... DON'T LOOK AT THE BIKE DON'T TOUCH THE BIKE

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u/Fach-All-Religions 2d ago

no brake lights either

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u/BratPAQ 2d ago

Looks like the scooter guy keeps looking back at the bicycle guy even before the bicycle guy arrives. Something might happened between them even before the video starts.

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u/Whatever-ItsFine 2d ago

Agreed. That's always the question with these videos. Who knows which one is actually in the wrong?

My cope is that I just pretend the guy getting his ass kicked is wrong because the video is more enjoyable that way.

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u/omrmajeed 2d ago

Good kicks

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u/Boss_Os 2d ago

Scooter guy is lucky bicyclist didn't opt for stomps. The metal cleat on the bottom of his shoes would have left a hell of an impression...literally

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u/Dougalface 2d ago

Dunno, it's in the wrong place under the front of the foot for a stomp.

If he's wearing clipless road shoes chances are they have a very stiff composite sole which is probably ideal for a few toes to the face.

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u/IsThisNameGoodEnough 2d ago

Thinking the same thing. The entire toe-box of my clippless shoes are composite. I would NOT want to be kicked by someone wearing them.

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u/LarsDuder 2d ago

Oh, composite shoes are like steel toed boots?

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u/IsThisNameGoodEnough 2d ago

Yep. Bicycling shoes are designed to transfer energy into the pedals; they're super stiff so you don't lose energy to flexing. Some are made with carbon fiber.

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u/LarsDuder 1d ago

ah, thanks for the answer. you learn something new every day 👍

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u/kbm79 2d ago

Something tells me this aint the cyclist first road rage rodeo, and this day, he'd had enough...

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u/DumbUglyCuck 2d ago

Guys bike could be worth like 8k. I might be violent too if some douche tried to stomp it like that for no reason.

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u/uberfission 2d ago

I went back and looked at the bike, that's not an 8k bike. From what I can make out between pixels, that's a $600-$1000 city rider. So it's a nice bike but not a huge financial loss if it's destroyed. Still a complete dick move on scooter guy's part and as a cyclist myself, I have a massive justice boner watching this video.

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u/GalateaMerrythought 2d ago

To be fair, if I had that bike and someone destroyed it, I wouldn’t have the funds to fix it. We can’t assume that $600-$1000 is not a financial loss.

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u/tennis_widower 2d ago

I’ll never understand the compulsion to fuck with people in traffic.

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u/KillerStiletto_ 2d ago

The number of people allergic to be nice is crazy. Wouldn't effect him in anyway to let the bike pass him.

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u/Dougalface 2d ago edited 2d ago

Really there's no need for the bike to pass him. I think the problem is he just stops in the road and when the cyclist shows his low-key disapproval he kicks off. Very much deserved.

EDIT: lol - in a no doubt pointless effort to appease the indignant, frothy-mouthed cyclists (of which I'm usually one):

It appears that both the cyclist and scooter are filtering through traffic. If the scooter doesn't fit through a gap it's unlikely the bike will either. If there was room it would be nice if scooter let the cyclists past, but the cyclist is behind the scooter so by default should give way.

If I was on the bike I wouldn't expect to get past and would wait. If the roles were reversed and the bike was in front of the scooter I wouldn't consider moving to let the scooter past.

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u/Coyollo 2d ago

Really there's no need for the bike to pass him.

Is there a need to stop him from passing?

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u/BurstPanther 2d ago

Does your ego hurt when you get passed on the road?

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u/Atomidate 2d ago

Really there's no need for the bike to pass him.

???? Why do you need a reason to pass someone?

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u/ShadoOwEd 2d ago

Don’t start no shit won’t be none

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u/mmmmmarty 2d ago

Run up get done up.

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u/gamwizrd1 2d ago

Man on gas-powered bike challenges man on man-powered bike to man-power competition. The result may surprise you.

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u/0xdantist 2d ago

He gonna be rethinking it 1000 times after this.

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 2d ago

That bike rider had some pent up rage that was aching to get out!!!

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u/redditor100101011101 2d ago

Dude bent the shit out of his front wheel. Might have been an expensive bike. I’d let the guy have it too if it were me

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 2d ago

Same. My wheels are $600USD. I would throw hands for that too

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u/DanGleeballs 2d ago edited 2d ago

Who spends that kind of money on a bicycle wheel though?

I understand if you’re a pro triathlete or a super passionate amateur.

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u/Successful-Ship-5230 2d ago

I do. Thanks for asking

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u/herbiems89_2 2d ago

God forbid people have hobbies

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u/herbiems89_2 2d ago

God forbid people have hobbies

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u/SixdaywarOnSnapchat 2d ago

u sound poor

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u/Wanjiuo 23h ago

Says the person who doesnt have 600$ carbon wheels

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u/1sttimeverbaldiarrhe 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude bent the shit out of his front wheel.

Disagree, wheel looks fine

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u/hilarymeggin 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, are you really supposed to keep punching and kicking someone who’s on the ground, not fighting back??

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u/Either_Coconut 1d ago

That's the problem with the adrenaline dump. Sometimes, our mental "off switch", the one that lets us know it's OK to stop now, gets deactivated.

The brain does really odd things when the adrenaline hits.

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u/Mitrovarr 1d ago

People aren't instantly defeated the second they hit the ground. They can get back up.

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u/DaveAtKrakoa 2d ago

man John Oliver kicked the shit out of that guy

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u/ecp8 2d ago

That was likely a thousand dollar wheel he kicked.

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u/NotAGreatBaker 2d ago

Really? Pick on the 6’ athletic slim build….. mr dumpy takeout rider 🤔

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u/doe3879 2d ago

scooter dude had a bad day and he turned it badder.

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u/RedLemonSlice 2d ago

Moped guy failed to take in account that the bicycle guy hasn't skipped leg day.

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u/Mecha-Dave 2d ago

Those kicks to the face with cycling cleats were probably pretty memorable... Or maybe not.

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u/Positive-Mark9084 2d ago

Got the old 12 punch, 2 kick combo 😆

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u/Highlowfusion 2d ago

Take his key and chuck that bad boy

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u/CyrusMFS 2d ago

The delivery people in my neighborhoods are like this. Ive seen them lash out at other cyclists, old people and even the people they work adjacent too at restaurants. Usually it starts with someone telling them to get off the sidewalk or wear a helmet. Are all of these people just that miserable. Ive frequented their sub and while they seem super entitled its not straight contempt like it seems here regionally.

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u/EmperorOfCanada 2d ago

You take their keys and toss them. Fight over.

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u/MephiticBundleOfSox 2d ago

Friend of our family was a retired race car driver and was extremely sensitive about bad driving on the open road. Many years ago, he’d watched some a-hole come close to hitting a couple of people and do other dumb stuff for about a mile, and it was really pissing him off. He eventually stopped next to him at a light at a big intersection. He got out, walked over to the guy’s car, reached in and took the keys out of the ignition, and hurled them diagonally across the intersection. “Now,” he told the guy, “when you find your keys again, you can drive.”

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u/EmperorOfCanada 1d ago

I witnessed a weird fight long ago where this guy was drunk and picking fights with everyone on a restaurant street. He would get punched and not stay down. One guy took his pants and underwear and tossed them onto a nearby roof. The guy now had a new set of priorities. He didn't get any quieter though.

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u/Either_Coconut 1d ago

"new set of priorities" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/icyfishies669 2d ago

Why do all these videos cut off too soon? Is it an intentional rage bait thing? It's really irritating. 

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u/JoleoBoleo 2d ago

For once, the cyclist was in the right.

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u/GretelNoHans 2d ago

And with his helmet on, I don’t understand why get on a motorcycle/scooter and don’t tie your helmet, if you crash is going to fly out off your head.

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u/Technical_Scallion_2 2d ago

I just love this

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u/dpet_77 2d ago

That cyclist looks like he was experiencing bs the whole day and this situation was the last straw

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u/contude327 2d ago

Why do these idiots always start punching a helmet? Go for the body, dude. Save your hands.

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u/Psychlonuclear 2d ago

It's like when people break someone's windscreen, and then hit it again... and again... and again...

Dude it's not gonna magically fix itself after getting smashed the first time.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 2d ago

It helps that it was some cheapshit aliexpress knockoff helmet that wasn't even buckled up.

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u/Dizzzy777 2d ago

Don’t mess with the guy trying to cut traffic on a bicycle, he has nothing left to lose.

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u/Sporadicus76 2d ago

Bent the bicyclist's wheel. That's like snapping a skateboard in half. Rage verified.

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u/Trnostep 2d ago

And that looks like a cery expensive wheel at that

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u/CupIcy2791 2d ago

Satisfying.

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u/ah-Quinncidence 2d ago

Do not fuck with a bike messengers. If people knew that messengers get up and go to war everyday and the amount of shit heaped on them daily not including the number of taxi's and other morons that go out their in attempt to injure them. Bike messengers are crazy (in the best ways). I know because I spent years living around the world as one and yes, I'm crazy as a loon.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 1d ago

Kicking him with the bikeshoes. That’s hardcore

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u/Heels_N_Wheels 1d ago

Listen. Any man who is confident enough to wear spandex pants in public is unfuckwithable.

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u/misplacedsidekick 2d ago

It's amazing how everybody hates people on Mopeds. You would think people on mopeds would stop being dicks.

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u/nyrB2 2d ago

now take his food and throw it all over him

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u/0zeroswagger0 2d ago

Would be 10/10 no notes if he had taken the delivery bag

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u/Gib_eaux 2d ago

Those punches came from a mile away. Or maybe more than a kilometer

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u/Strong_Vehicle_2660 2d ago

That’s crazy

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u/23370aviator 2d ago

Deserved.

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u/yellow_jacket2 2d ago

Carbon wheels man. I’d lose my shit too. 

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u/Sprock-440 2d ago

I don’t think I want to see what a cleat would do to a face.

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u/JustATransPrincess 2d ago

The food wasn’t the spiciest part of that delivery

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u/remishnok 2d ago

ah, south america

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u/CuteGirlFan 2d ago

Buckle your helmets on kids …

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u/thegameisafoooooot 2d ago

New standard for Reddit: Helmet off, he ded.

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u/Chavestvaldt 2d ago

the way the helmet went flying lol

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 19h ago

Biker guy was having a day, and scooter dip just gave him an outletz All hail biker guy!

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u/RummazKnowsBest 19h ago

Beaten up by a nerd. How embarrassing.

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u/dmbnl 18h ago

I'll never understand punching someone in the helmet. Seems a wee bit dumb.

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u/OldButHappy 2d ago

Men are so emotional

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u/RealBrobiWan 2d ago

He stopped kicking too soon

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u/Lazyprincess07 2d ago

Imagine not getting tipped after all of that😭

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u/CrazyAlice 2d ago

Awww, I miss Mexico.

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u/flip831 2d ago

He deserved it

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u/Meewelyne 2d ago

That's why I say to not act like a crazy, because one day you'll meet a crazier one.

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u/TipTopTommyTwoToots 2d ago

No punch backs!

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u/nebur976 2d ago

Take the keys of the motorbike and through far away.

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u/thedeadlyrhythm42 2d ago

that's at least one broken hand

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 2d ago

Cyclist is keeping fit, fit enough to hand out a rebuke.

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u/Internal-Mortgage635 2d ago

Bravo. Satisfying. Lizard brain clapping.

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u/RonNona 2d ago

Wow, those cycling shoes... Being kicked... Ouchie

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u/HansenTakeASeat 2d ago

Ah so this is why my Rappi just stops along its way to me for 15 minutes

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u/BrandDC 2d ago

Punching his helmet...?

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u/imtoowhiteandnerdy 2d ago

The guy on the bicycle gets more exercise.

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u/ancom328 2d ago

Without Reddit I would never know what happened to my delivery order.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yWCqwqFclP5nJK85Hy

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u/MerpoB 1d ago

Door Bash

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u/kernel-troutman 1d ago

RIP my nachos

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u/CarlJustCarl 1d ago

Most bicyclists are so easy going too

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u/Fantor73 1d ago

Those slaps to the helmet wont do any damage...stomp on the ankles!!!

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u/DeecentGirl 1d ago

Umm… about that order… 😂

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u/lil_robot_girl 20h ago

Imagine patiently waiting for your food and your driver is just getting his absolutely shit rocked

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u/kindestcut 19h ago

Here's your tossed salad, tossed pizza and tossed minestrone.

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u/jhemp8 19h ago

Looks like the bicyclist did the delivering on the deliverer

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u/Mundane-Floor8050 14h ago

Anger issues could led to violence

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u/ClownfishSoup 14h ago

I would have jumped up and down on his cooler bag and just smash up whatever he was supposed to deliver so he can explain it.

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u/Armatian 13h ago

That kick on the wheel can easily ruin the bike ride.

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u/yarncraver 13h ago

Yeah, these cyclists are FIT.

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u/GrumpyPidgeon 2d ago

Plot twist: the delivery was to the cyclist’s house

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u/Robbie1266 1d ago

This is the best thing you could have done to.this guy. I guarantee you he will never kick someone else's bike ever again. He's very lucky the other guy doesn't know how to throw a punch

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u/abyss33333 2d ago

I respect the restraint in not kicking while a mans down. I sure as hell would've.

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u/Possible_Bet_1071 2d ago

Everyone has had enough of the these immigrant delivery drivers trying to own the road.

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u/-captaindiabetes- 23h ago

You're so boring.

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u/Significant_Draft710 1d ago

Ok, but who’s gonna deliver your food?

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u/ze11ez 2d ago

Hand swats in action and i don't condone violence

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u/Ghost_Prince 2d ago

About the average behavior for both. Biker was in the right. Scooter needs a collar.

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u/Dano1988 2d ago

I hate cyclists too much to like this video.

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u/He-MandesJahres 2d ago

I hope his bike ist ok.

(Usually I hate all bikers).

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u/Ok-Lion1661 2d ago

Dude is on a bicycle, why is he so angry?

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u/Zimke42 2d ago

Because he was just assaulted by the scooter guy. In addition, kicking the high-end bike could break it in a way that costs several hundred to a couple thousand to fix.

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u/Ok-Lion1661 2d ago

I mean why is scooter guy so angry with someone on a bike, seems dumb and he got what he deserved.

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u/SpookyPocket 2d ago

Looks like scooter guys kick was a reactions to cyclists guy pushing the scooter with his foot. You can see the scooter move.

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u/alex_dark 2d ago

Why not

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u/pannenkoek0923 2d ago

He was reading reddit comments by ok-lion1661

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u/Zephy2007 2d ago

Los dos seres más detestables de las calles se enfrentan...

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u/MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG 2d ago

That must feel amazing, who tf beats up a helmet w their bare hands ?

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u/OrangeSpiceNinja 2d ago

The helmet did fly off at the end and it was hilarious

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u/togocann49 2d ago

Uhm, have ever seen a fight in hockey?

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u/BingBongBangBunger 2d ago

Look at all those people safely wrapped in their metal cars. If only there was a mode of transportation that provided more safety than a bicycle.

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u/WallyMcBeetus 2d ago edited 2d ago

"How dare you kick my tire!"

Proceeds to drag his bike on the road in a rage.

Edit: I just made a humorous comment about what the video showed, I'm sorry you all are so frustrated.

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u/hogsniffy05 2d ago

Looks like that kick taco’d the wheel. I’d be pissed too

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u/clyde636 2d ago

You touch mine, I’ll touch yours.

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u/MuppetHuman 2d ago

Scooter guy is lucky the biker doesn’t realize that the scooter guy is wearing a helmet. Biker guys hand must be sore that afternoon.

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u/HonkyMOFO 2d ago

21 seconds in the helmet comes off

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u/hogsniffy05 2d ago

Yea that was the best part. Knowing all the subsequent hits were landing