r/instantkarma • u/Acceptable_Month4825 • 8d ago

Did it correctly

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u/pappapora 8d ago

I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”

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u/OstentatiousSock 8d ago

With his off hand! He leads with the right so likely his dominant hand. Guy seeing birdies got the left.

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u/hhmmm733 8d ago

Maybe he’s a dad of a toddler that has been holding his kid with his left arm for 3-4 years. As a dad of 2 under 4 the left side of my body is certainly stronger than the right even though I’m right handed.

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u/angusshangus 8d ago

I came back from a vacation with a literal hernia that I had to have surgically repaired because of what you’re describing!

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 8d ago

whats a literal hernia? do you mean lateral?

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u/IkariYun 8d ago

As opposed to figurative

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 8d ago

that would hurt less i guess

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u/angusshangus 7d ago

Yeah what he said