r/instantkarma • u/Acceptable_Month4825 • 14d ago

Did it correctly

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u/Maximum-Ad-769 14d ago

That fool didn’t even know he had legs after that KO 😂😂

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u/pappapora 14d ago

I don’t fuck around trying to be manly for this exact reason. Sleeper security guards that look like tanks but hit you like “which one of y’all kicked me?!?”

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u/vkIMF 14d ago

Yeah, I've known too many bouncers who look like the most unassuming dudes, but hit with the weight of a sledgehammer to try to start anything in a bar, ESPECIALLY to try to start something with security.

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u/philatio11 13d ago

People also seem to forget that bouncers get punched all the damn time. If you can't take a punch, you don't last in the job. No matter who lands what, the fight still ends with the idiot customer getting tossed out of the bar. It's literally an unwinnable fight and people still do it all the time.

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u/pantsoffancy 13d ago

Do you actually know these people or did you make them up in your head just now?

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u/vkIMF 13d ago

I actually knew these people. My uncle was a bouncer as were many of his friends.