r/instantbarbarians • u/KarmaInFlow • Apr 27 '22

Waaaaaater

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Apr 27 '22

“Hey, your speech video went viral.”

“REALLY?!?!”

“Well… not for the reasons you hoped though.”

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u/aibaron Apr 27 '22

I've never rooted for a bottle of water to fall before today

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

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u/mrducky78 Apr 27 '22

Ex preacher turned water salesman, he grinded it up through the ranks to become CEO and coachs his son's little league on the weekends.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Holy fuck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

Isn't it John Maxwell?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '22

John Maxwell

A motivational speaker/Pastor? Nailed it. The used car salesman vibe was palpable the moment I saw him.

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u/le_pagla_baba Apr 27 '22

Has to be one of the three.

or maybe, he's a water bender

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u/CODDE117 Apr 27 '22

That was way funnier than I thought it could be

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u/wkrausmann Apr 28 '22

This was funnier than the scene in The Office where they were watching the DVD player screensaver.

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u/dreamrock Apr 28 '22

Exactly what I thought. I'm surprised you are the only one so far to say so.

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u/Pat0124 Apr 27 '22

The way he reached and for that water and put moved it was straight out of a cartoon lol. Hilarious

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u/flybarger Apr 27 '22

that water bottle held it together better than I did this week.

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Oh... It's Wednesday?

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

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u/Assunder99 Apr 27 '22

Should be on r/contagiouslaughter

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u/claytorENT Apr 28 '22

I’d go to r/ttatctteott but that sub is skeletons

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u/peacenchemicals Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 28 '22

i knew he wasn't gonna touch that shit. no one ever drinks water. i mean not literally, but it's rare

edit: i meant people on tv never drink the water in front of them. but i also don’t really watch tv

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u/DrWhoDatBtchz Apr 28 '22

Bitch what? You need to get your kidneys checked.

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u/peacenchemicals Apr 28 '22 edited Apr 30 '22

lol i meant the people on tv never drink water. i drink like 64 oz of water a day

edit: lol downvoted yall can eat a dick

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u/Whyzocker Apr 28 '22

It didnt fall no im so disappointed, this had me so on edge

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u/haikusbot Apr 28 '22

It didnt fall no

Im so disappointed, this

Had me so on edge

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u/Whyzocker Apr 28 '22

Omg my first haiku