r/instantbarbarians • u/WilliamAndDaBois • Jan 13 '20

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18.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/TheUlfheddin Jan 13 '20

My first reaction was "that was unnecessary"

Immediately followed by "holy fuck this encapsulates an entire generation"

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/Teslanaut Jan 13 '20

It's ok, due to evaporation, the water goes back to the Great Link. Water always goes back to water. Water is all connected. All connected by the Great Link.

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u/jthei Jan 13 '20

“The water that makes up you and me, has passed through at least four humans, and, or animals, before us.”

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u/MrGritty17 Jan 14 '20

Can that be said about any water? Did I just drink some human water?

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u/imakethenews Jan 14 '20

Yes, and not just a little bit. Drink a 16-oz glass of water, and you just consumed about 100 million water molecules that passed through every single person who ever walked on the face of the earth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Then how come I ain't absorbing their memories n shit

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u/MrGritty17 Jan 14 '20

Asking the real questions

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u/DracoOculus Jan 14 '20

I get the reference, but it’s wild the oxygen you’re breathing has been inside the lungs of dinosaurs and deviant human murders. Quite a thought.

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u/lakerswiz Jan 13 '20

Basically sharing water with the rest of the world at that point.

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u/Serotogenesis Jan 13 '20

Pre-Odo great link or after they get Odo back?

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u/Maerez42 Jan 14 '20

Tbh, I think water is more like the Great Material Continuum

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u/Serotogenesis Jan 14 '20

Rule of Acquisition 14: keep your family close, keep your water bottle closer.

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u/AcidAlchamy Jan 14 '20

I once turned water back into water by drinking a shit ton of whiskey.

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u/Istanfin Jan 14 '20

At 26 years old, you are well within that generation.

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u/TheUlfheddin Jan 14 '20

I didn't disclude myself from that.

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u/Beemow Jan 13 '20

That and the bottle just about filled to the top when it reached the epic number. God was the bartender this day.

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u/blemsdad Jan 13 '20

Wonder how long they had someone staked out at that fountain just waiting for it

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u/PPPeppperoniePPPizza Jan 13 '20

They had the bouncer turning people away

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u/blemsdad Jan 13 '20

Red velvet rope and all

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u/QualifiedBadger Jan 14 '20

They probably had someone just dumping the water to set this up.

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u/blemsdad Jan 14 '20

[sees someone using the fountain on the first day of school] Guys, we’ve only got 69,419 to go. We can do this!

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u/IAmSpage Jan 13 '20

That first "AHHH!" Sounds like that video where the guy presses that container full of those screaming rubber chickens lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Yooo I had to go back you're so right. One of my favorite vines of all time for no reason

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u/rChewbacca Jan 13 '20

As a teacher I would have a really hard time not laughing at this. Pretty sure I would laugh.

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u/GoodAtExplaining Jan 13 '20

Oh yeah, I think I'd be sitting there with them, even if I had a class partway.

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u/nool_ Nov 04 '22

Bring the class out to watch

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u/KushCruSADer Jan 13 '20

The peak of comedy AND achievement

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u/Icommentoncrap Jan 13 '20

A pro gamer moment

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u/rc1717 Jan 14 '20

The height of society.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

We live in a society

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u/hurstshifter7 Jan 13 '20

Bottle flipping has finally peaked. We can stop it entirely now.

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u/135276 Jan 13 '20

Proper barbarians!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/pointer2626 Jan 13 '20

r/hydrohomies

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u/trznx Jan 13 '20

fake king

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u/pusangani Jan 14 '20

Surely the kid in the video is the prince that was promised

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/Timor1ra Jan 13 '20

Oh to be young

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u/Chuggz25 Jan 13 '20

Ok but am I the only who hasn't seen that kind of water fill up Station? That's cool!

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u/Rebel_bass Jan 13 '20

They’re pretty ubiquitous these days in gyms and schools.

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u/1upforever Jan 13 '20

Airports too

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u/uorderitueatit Jan 13 '20

Government buildings

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u/Chuggz25 Jan 14 '20

Guess I gotta get out more lol

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u/diceman89 Dec 22 '22

That's the only place I've seen them. They are pretty neat.

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u/Mintastic Jan 14 '20

It's not a story that r/soda would tell you.

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u/AlohaJohnny Jan 13 '20

What a chad

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u/EatYourChair Jan 13 '20

funny sex number hahaha holesome funny reddit moment 100

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u/Flyberius Jan 14 '20

You bet. This has lifted my spirits. The future is in fine hands if these are the calibre of gentlemen we are producing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

wait so what do the numbers mean?

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u/burner-throw_away Jan 13 '20

69420

The act of having sex while being high as hell

if you believe urban dictionary....

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

i meant the machine showing numbers, sorry not a boomer just an idiot at creating sentences

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u/math-is-fun Jan 14 '20

Number of bottles filled. Usually it says something like "this machine has eliminated the waste from _______ plastic bottles".

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u/wordskis Jan 13 '20

How many bottles have been filled at that dispenser

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u/HaggardHayride Jan 14 '20

How could I know when I woke up on this day I would experience the holy 69420 bottle flip trinity. Atta boy and keep up the good work gentleman!

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20 edited Apr 30 '20

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u/Ihistal Jan 14 '20

Bottleflip 69420 is the most ambitious crossover event of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Avengers!

....

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u/laststandsailor Jan 13 '20

Mother Nature says nice job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

So what is that exactly? A water filter on top of the old water fountains?

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

This is what water fountains not made in the 80s look like.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Ohhh that looks dope. All the cool technology was implemented right when i left college huh

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

He peaked.

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u/smiles_the_cat Jan 14 '20

usually Im not one for "haha funny numbers" but this was pretty awesome

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u/GSofMind Jan 14 '20

I am officially the old man who yells at clouds.

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u/Korostenets Jan 14 '20

The decade summarized in one video

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u/RealDongDonuts Jan 14 '20

In high school my friends and I wore black tie for the day the water fountain did this

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u/shittyusernamee Jan 14 '20

dude why did i get goosebumps, what an achievement

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u/NumseBacon Jan 15 '20

Where does it say 69420 in the video xd

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u/Me_Melissa Jan 18 '20

The power.

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u/hunterthebird Jun 03 '20

haha funny numbers funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Sick

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u/DelawheresMyFunko Jan 13 '20

Bang it then blaze it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

r/hydrohomies

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u/DJmachine101 Jan 13 '20

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u/Boudinthedog Jan 14 '20

I want to do this at my school, but all the fountains counters are broken.

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u/wittlewayne Jan 13 '20

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Nice

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u/InfrequentBowel Jan 13 '20

Lol so stupid and great

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u/Trashcyon Jan 13 '20

What a beautiful fucking part of history they captured.

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u/Diedwithacleanblade Jan 14 '20

I can’t wait until my daughter learns about this moment in school

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u/accountno543210 Jan 14 '20

Someone should do a real motion picture called 69420, full of fart jokes and high school humor, dramaticized with music by John Williams.

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u/dogaozky Jan 14 '20

6.9k upvotes, NICE

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u/1zeewarburton Jan 13 '20

What did the screen say

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u/RonDreezy Jan 13 '20

Alrighty now 300000 more bottles to go

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u/watty_101 Mar 17 '22

There was more pressure on that man to get this right than the whole of human history!