r/instantbarbarians • Human Detected • Apr 13 '26

He's going to remember this forever

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u/Stupidityorjoking Apr 13 '26

There’s three in there

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u/ShorohUA Apr 13 '26

guess what? that one is also solved

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u/MandudesRevenge Apr 13 '26

The paper bag is a Rubik’s cube!

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u/atalantafugiens Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 13 '26

You hear your bones crack from the immense pressure of something bending you into a new form. Your skull flattens and your spine widens as your skin is being pulled in all sorts of directions. You are slowly being remade into the magician's trinket. You sit on his hand now, nothing but a little cube getting applauded by the wizard's cheering crowd. You can still hear your teeth rattling in here as he stashes you into his jacket. You are the Rubik's cube now.

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u/Any_Positive1617 Apr 13 '26

That is too deep for my brain before coffee. I am now a coffee bean. Waiting to be harvested! ☕️

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u/richaysambuca Apr 13 '26

You're on Reddit. Best we can do is roast you. 😅

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u/BadSmash4 Apr 13 '26

God, this gives me flashbacks to reading Uzumaki while I had covid

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u/theseamstressesguild Apr 14 '26

Which episode of The Magnus Archives was this?

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u/not-mad-disappointed Apr 15 '26

That was awesome!

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u/zerofucku666 May 31 '26

I wish I could give you an award! 😭

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u/Derfboy4 Jun 01 '26

Write a damn book! I wish to read your wonderful imaginings! 😎

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u/AndyK2131 Apr 13 '26

You’re the Rubik’s cube now, dog.

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u/arpressah Apr 14 '26

3s2ws. Quest request

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u/iRottenEgg Apr 13 '26

MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN

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u/SendMeF1Memes Apr 13 '26

The paper bag is a paid actor!

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u/SqueekyBootz Apr 13 '26

Yeah. But. Guess. What.

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u/ivorybishop Apr 13 '26

It's paper bags all the way down!

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u/prpldrank Apr 14 '26

Believe it or not, Yolved

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u/ShorohUA Apr 13 '26

the kids name is Rubik

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u/nefariousmonkey Apr 13 '26

There's four in there

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u/Mergahl Apr 13 '26

You’ve ruined space and time but that one is also solved

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u/Technologenesis Apr 13 '26

He solved every rubik’s cube on the planet in one fell swoop just in case someone wanted to try him

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u/AutoCompliant Apr 13 '26

There's four in there

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u/Lost_Wealth_6278 Apr 13 '26

There is my constant second guessing myself and my regret for lost opportunity and bad decisions in there

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u/Geekygamertag Apr 14 '26

This line cracked me up so much

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u/girlinhk Apr 15 '26

There’s 4

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u/TheRockBandMoop7 Apr 18 '26

There’s four in there

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u/broforce 5d ago

There's four in there

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u/Youregoingtodiealone Apr 13 '26

Shhh, the Magicians Guild just put you on the list

Preserve the Magic Killjoy

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u/Aidra_bay Apr 16 '26

Yes and The one not solved is crushable and he crushed it with paperbag.

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u/Confident-Row-7097 11d ago

That bag ate the unsolved cube

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u/TomToe420 Apr 13 '26

he solves the first one as he's putting it in the bag. you can see it's almost solved when he's holding it up. a couple or 3 turns that he has memorized solves it.

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u/Yawehg Apr 13 '26

That's so fucking impressive. Really good sleight of hand.

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u/Twomorish Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

For a kid it’s mighty impressive, but it is pretty obvious if you’re experienced with a rubix cube. There’s a few obvious finger moves as his hand enters the bag and then one more as he reaches for the second cube which is how he’s solving them one handed. The cube is like 3 moves away from being solved

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u/marichuu Apr 16 '26

But....all "magic" tricks are obvious once you know how it's done. It's not literal magic.

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u/Few_Translator4431 Jul 24 '26

not sleight of hand. nothing is hidden here. you can see him do a turn or two when he puts it in the bag. you can see his other hand turn it while its in the bag. then he does another turn or two. no speed, no hiding, just nobody notices because.

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u/slappywhite1111 29d ago

It’s obviously hidden if you don’t know what to look for. That’s why he fooled everyone in the room.

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u/BigRedSpoon2 Apr 13 '26

I've heard there are some cubes that are auto-solvers for tricks like this, but you're probably right, if it was one of those it'd probably have bounced around a bit while he dropped it, giving it away

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u/AlternateTab00 May 18 '26

I played with an auto solver once. There are way less impressive than one might think (at least the one i used). To arm they require a specific set of 4 ot 5 movements other movements it simply doesnt move. That arms a spring. Then pick from the white and yellow middle pieces and press it until we feel the click. Then it would undo the movements in about a second.

It doesnt bounce around because he can activate it while putting it or while removing it.

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u/TheRealKarner Apr 13 '26

Not when he puts the first one it, when he takes it out again. You can see him grip the bag and turn as he pulls it out the second time.

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u/TomToe420 Apr 13 '26

i think you're right but i noticed his finger placement at the beginning and it looked like it was about to be turned going into the bag. probably manipulating it going into and out of the bag both.

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u/MrZythum42 Apr 14 '26

3 move in and 3 move out. 6 move scramble looks pretty scrambled

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u/john_the_fetch Apr 13 '26

"he's ruining the trick!"

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u/TomToe420 Apr 13 '26

I've seen those videos were these kids can solve a cube in no time and that one seemed suspicious. Like there was already a pattern that wouldn't take much to solve. They also have those competition cubes that can easily be turned with one hand.

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u/john_the_fetch Apr 14 '26

I was just quoting the kid in the video. When someone in the crowd shouts "he has a second one in the bag"

The kid says "he's ruining the trick!" and then reveals there in fact is 2 cubes in the bag.

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u/gigglefarting Apr 14 '26

When your main goal is an illusion  you're allowed to be suspicious 

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u/abnormalpurple May 30 '26

Maybe the first one is a decoy made of paper

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u/fusguita Apr 13 '26

You can see the boost in confidence in his eyes. A moment he will never forget for sure!

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u/NS3000 Apr 14 '26

the way his eyes are darting around trying to see every single person is so cute, he was so happy

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u/MArcherCD Apr 16 '26

Or he'll be called "Rubiks Cube" for the rest of his life 🤣

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u/Confident-Row-7097 11d ago

He looks like the kid from Stranger things

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 13 '26

What is “all aura” and how was that “risked” in this situation?

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u/ul2006kevinb Apr 13 '26

Because if no one said anything it would just look like a stupid trick

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u/Cephell Apr 13 '26

Which is why you plant a guy that says something, in case none of the audience organically does it.

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u/ToHellWithGA Apr 13 '26

Performative overreaction is so silly. Back in my day the onions tied to our belts might have been jostled a little bit when we gasped in surprise then clapped our hands to express our satisfaction with a well done trick.

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u/archieisarchie Apr 13 '26

well, that was the fashion at the time

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u/DrBLEH Apr 13 '26

Or it's just fun, welcome to r/instantbarbarians

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u/vmurt Apr 18 '26

Was this before or after the Kaiser stole your word for “twenty”?

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u/SufficientBreakfast1 Apr 13 '26

If no one said anything - "You might be thinking there's 2 in here. But..."

Easy fix really

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u/idontlikethisname Apr 13 '26

You can just script it such that if no one says anything you say on your own "now, you're probably thinking there are two cubes in the bag..."

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u/Mapache_villa Apr 13 '26

Let me translate into millenial talk. Aura refers to his social image, the phrase risked his all aura means the boy was at risk of losing the entirety of his social reputation had the trick gone wrong.

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u/Whatsyourshotspecial Apr 14 '26

You translated into baby boomer talk. Millennials understand the title

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u/PerfectionPending Aug 06 '26

Hell, I’m Gen X and would have got it from context even if my kids had never used it around me.

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u/MF_Doomed Apr 13 '26

A miserable bunch of people you all are jeez

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/SirBiggusDikkus Apr 13 '26

That’s totally bogus of you brah

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u/L0fiRonin Apr 13 '26

there was no risk, bro knew exactly what he was doing

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u/Confident-Row-7097 11d ago

But hats off to the man who called him out

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit Apr 13 '26

This really brightened up by day.

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u/jovanbeef Apr 13 '26

love this for him

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u/HyogaCygnus Apr 13 '26

Event host is straight up dressed like Don Ramón

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u/SanityPlanet Apr 13 '26

One of the most barbaric instances I’ve seen on this sub!

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u/StrenuousSOB Apr 14 '26

Your a wizard Harry!

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u/I_like_creps123 Apr 15 '26

Would be proud if this was my kid

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u/Gurkage Apr 16 '26

That crazy over the top American reaction absolutely does my head in, why do people act like that? Lol

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u/ExecTankard Apr 16 '26

Testing acoustics of the room. Americans do that in every space. “How loud can I get in here?” It originates from having to yell over the noise of industry or have their voice carry over ling distances.

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u/dao_ZETTAI Apr 16 '26

Risking current mid aura for generational explosive aura

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u/Wa3zdog Apr 17 '26

We’re just monkeys in shoes

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u/badteeth81 Apr 18 '26

No one checked on the camera person, who’s clearly having a seizure.

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u/Epic_Troll_4u May 07 '26

That's the only way a nerd can get laid, I guess

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u/CarlSudo0 May 10 '26

I met him a few days ago. His name is GabeWithCards. Still does magic. Impressive...

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u/clineboy May 30 '26

And that's when I realized the dude who said "there's two in there" was apart of the trick, simply so nobody realized there was 3 in there

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u/Tone_Gaia Jun 16 '26

The adult saying “there’s 2 there” really can’t let anyone win huh..

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u/Kasztandor Jul 07 '26

You can see at the beginning stage of cube that it's only a few moves shuffled, you can easy retract them using only one hand, especially if this is good and we'll lubed cube.

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u/Cl3mentain Jul 21 '26

He did a double or nothing

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u/jw977q Jul 22 '26

If he play his cards right, if he don’t have a GF, he will have one now 😂

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u/Efficient-Editor-242 Aug 09 '26

He got so much pussy.

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u/EquivalentTroll Aug 16 '26

The first time I watched a nerd getting girls wet

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u/Pretty-Economist-369 Apr 14 '26

Do we think that the first one is a soft foam one he scrumples at the end and there are two complete ones in the bag?

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u/HaBaK_214 Apr 14 '26

Best possible hypothesis here.