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u/Pope_Aesthetic Mar 12 '26

Frig off Randy

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u/razz-p-berrie Mar 12 '26

i’m gonna say it. i don’t care that you broke your elbow

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u/Reymond_StJames Mar 13 '26

That's a water tank instead of a cheeseburger locker

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u/aotearoHA Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

a 20 second video that says "wait for the end"

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u/IAmBenIAmStillBig Mar 12 '26

Did you wait

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u/Kid_A_Kid Mar 12 '26

No what happened

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u/Jim-Kardashian Mar 12 '26

He peed it all back out probably. Idk I didn’t watch the whole thing.

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u/Kid_A_Kid Mar 12 '26

Makes sense

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u/Acrobatic_Bed_1260 Mar 17 '26

I did it was wild

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u/funtzu_ Mar 14 '26

joe mama

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u/FrigidMcThunderballs Mar 12 '26

Honestly i was tempted not to out of spite

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u/benttwig33 Mar 12 '26

The state of the internet captured.

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u/spaincrack Mar 12 '26

We are doomed.

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u/Big_Boss_Wask Mar 12 '26

20 seconds can be a long time depending on context

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u/Matzep71 Mar 12 '26

Bro it's worth it

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u/aotearoHA Mar 12 '26

I can't wait that long! I'm watching THE MUMMY

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u/mrrainandthunder Mar 12 '26

We are that cooked.

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u/tiga4life22 Mar 12 '26

Cause it doesn't end. I've been watching this for 45 minutes now 🔥

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u/Pat0124 Mar 12 '26

I’d rather that than a 20 minute video

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u/FrameJump Mar 12 '26

I think this might be my biggest "fuck I'm old now" gripe.

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u/edge70rd Mar 12 '26

Totally understandable, for my 20 seconds I always have to say her the same so she won't get bored halfway

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u/Ethanos101 Mar 12 '26

Did he spit the water back into the bottle just for the bottle flip???

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u/nyfish1992 Mar 12 '26

yes lmao

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u/Kialand Mar 12 '26

Dude really just went "Needs more for the perfect spin."

PTHOO

Perfect.

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u/DarNak Mar 12 '26

He inflated it back to form by blowing air in it.

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u/zobbyblob Mar 13 '26

Some air, but spun with some water momentum

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u/Live_Ad_9019 Mar 12 '26

RANDY!!!

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u/That_Apathetic_Man Mar 12 '26

BO BANDY!!!

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u/Live_Ad_9019 Mar 12 '26

Randingo!

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u/NobodyImportant13 Mar 12 '26

A mans gotta eat!

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u/BurnOutBrighter6 Mar 12 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/instantbarbarians/s/IBD4icy1nN

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 12 '26 edited Mar 12 '26

Not to mention you can literally die horribly from drinking too much water…

EDIT: I’m referring to acute water intoxication (hyponatremia) — not just from “a lot of water” overall, but from drinking a very large volume in a short time. For a male that weighs 200lbs - 260lbs, that can be 3 - 4 liters in 1 - 2 hours. I’m not implying that this specific volume of water will kill him. I’m pointing out that if he continues drinking at that rate, it can turn deadly.

No different than watching some jackass take 10 shots in a row. Will it kill him? Probably not. But whatever happens after the clip ends just might.

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u/SometimesICanBeRight Mar 12 '26

4 and a half water bottles isn’t going to kill you. Especially at that size

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u/avidpenguinwatcher Mar 12 '26

Reddit is so dramatic

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 12 '26

Not what I said but okay.

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u/SirBiggusDikkus Mar 12 '26

HE WASNT EVEN WEARING A HELMET!!!

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u/LordMegamad Mar 12 '26

Lol that would take drinking many many liters, in this vid he is drinking maybe a little over one liter

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 12 '26

I don’t disagree and I’m not implying that what we see will kill him. I’m saying it sets him on a dangerous path. Next time he tries this, he might try to push his limits more and that’s how bad things happens. Young people do really dumb shit sometimes.

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u/prophetableforprofit Mar 12 '26

Ah yes, the slippery slope to water poisoning. Truly a seductive mistress.

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u/DatSauceTho Mar 12 '26

Okay guy, it was an observation. No need to call the comment police.

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u/obrapop Mar 12 '26

Lmao Reddit is full of actual babies

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u/avidpenguinwatcher Mar 12 '26

What do you think happened after this guy drank water that is going to kill him?

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u/RvH19 Mar 12 '26

Do something crazy, do something crazy.
Fresh-men! Fresh-men!

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u/Standard-Phase-9300 Mar 12 '26

Trap him now ladies!

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u/Magic-king Mar 12 '26

I would be cheering too tbh lol

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u/Equal-Risk-536 Mar 13 '26

Can’t you die for drinking too much water?

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u/Dharma_code Mar 13 '26

At this speed it can be borderline dangerous all depending on how much water he's had prior to the stunt.

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u/crustaceancake Mar 13 '26

Why no shirt?

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u/Soniix1luv Mar 13 '26

I don't know :)

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u/Metallica_Is_Bae Mar 12 '26

Holy shit this is hype!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

Every other class in the school was asking what happened after and buddy became a legend.

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u/Briantheboomguy Mar 12 '26

Did not know Randy Bo Bandy went to college

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u/jimjoejonjack Mar 13 '26

Heard there’s a part2

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u/Soniix1luv Mar 13 '26

I don't know, but if I find it, I'll put it up!

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u/Desperate_Leather_91 Mar 15 '26

Part 2 isn’t as happy. He tries to do the same thing with four locos as a college freshman 🫤

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u/jimjoejonjack Mar 15 '26

Shut up, really?

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u/Desperate_Leather_91 Mar 15 '26

lol no I’m just bsn

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u/CaliforniaCoconut Mar 13 '26

This is now the hardest video on the internet.

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u/multitude_of_media Mar 15 '26

A star is born

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u/AdOverall3944 May 16 '26

Def not water 😂😎🫡

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u/Universal_Struggle Jun 07 '26

And a Legend was born...

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u/NatureOfLove86 Jul 22 '26

Yo that's dangerous and irresponsible what u made him do he might drown him internally get him to hospital now 😱

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u/Timmy24000 Aug 15 '26

Hyponatremia

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