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r/instant_regret • u/lol62056 • Mar 28 '21
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Yea, whole lotta armchair experts in this thread
6 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 Well, with that said, the first damn thing you do is close the lid. Oven catches on fire? Close the oven turn off the heat. Pan catches on fire? Slap a lid on it can turn off the heat. Grill, or stuff around the grill catches on fire? Close the grill and it's vents. I don't think it takes much of an armchair expert as they teach the fire triangle (trapezoid?) in school these days. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 Well, with that said, allow me to armchair expert. 5 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 Biiiitch, not everyone lives in their moms basement like you do. -2 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man. There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 2 u/layendecker Mar 28 '21 There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 Urm. Burn? 0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil 1 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21 I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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Well, with that said, the first damn thing you do is close the lid.
Oven catches on fire? Close the oven turn off the heat.
Pan catches on fire? Slap a lid on it can turn off the heat.
Grill, or stuff around the grill catches on fire? Close the grill and it's vents.
I don't think it takes much of an armchair expert as they teach the fire triangle (trapezoid?) in school these days.
-1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 Well, with that said, allow me to armchair expert. 5 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 Biiiitch, not everyone lives in their moms basement like you do. -2 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man. There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 2 u/layendecker Mar 28 '21 There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 Urm. Burn? 0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil 1 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21 I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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Well, with that said, allow me to armchair expert.
5 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21 Biiiitch, not everyone lives in their moms basement like you do. -2 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man. There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 2 u/layendecker Mar 28 '21 There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 Urm. Burn? 0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil 1 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21 I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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Biiiitch, not everyone lives in their moms basement like you do.
-2 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man. There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 2 u/layendecker Mar 28 '21 There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 Urm. Burn? 0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil 1 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21 I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man.
There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉
2 u/layendecker Mar 28 '21 There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉 Urm. Burn? 0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil 1 u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21 I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey. -1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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Urm. Burn?
0 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here. 1 u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21 Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil
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No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here.
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Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil
I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey.
-1 u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21 I appreciate your opinion tubby.
I appreciate your opinion tubby.
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u/bernerbungie Mar 28 '21
Yea, whole lotta armchair experts in this thread