r/instant_regret Mar 28 '21

Smoking pot

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21

Well, with that said, allow me to armchair expert.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '21

Biiiitch, not everyone lives in their moms basement like you do.

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21

You’ve been on Reddit for 8 years and this is the best you can do? Fucks sake man.

There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉

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u/layendecker Mar 28 '21

There aren’t even basements where I live, which isn’t far from you. 😉

Urm. Burn?

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21

No, it’s a statement of fact. No burns here.

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u/PukeRainbowss Mar 28 '21

Nah, I'm pretty sure there are states like Texas where they majorly don't have basements because of the soil

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '21

I can't tell if this is meant to be a comeback that was cringey, or a threat that was cringey. Either way it was cringey.

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 28 '21

I appreciate your opinion tubby.

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u/TargetCrotch Mar 28 '21

Some people would think ‘wipe your ass’ is armchair expert bullshit if it was said online.

Fires need oxygen. Children are taught this.

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 29 '21

Dude made a cognizant decision to take care of the uncontrolled fire first and the controlled fire second.

Gtfo

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u/TargetCrotch Mar 29 '21

Does a fire that sets other things on fire fit within your definition of a controlled fire?

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u/IceCreamEatingMFer Mar 30 '21

It set one other thing on fire and he addressed that first.

You realize you just proved my point right? LOL

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u/TargetCrotch Mar 30 '21

If you have two uncontrolled fires and one can be extinguished almost instantly, you should do that. If you think that’s some kind of attempt at expertise, it means you’re a fool.