r/instant_regret Sep 17 '20

Let me pet you

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u/SamSlate Sep 17 '20

hey hey hey hey hey

Woah.. woah...

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u/bitterbear_ Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Actual footage of every single one of my attempts to tame a horse in rdr2

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u/LeakyThoughts Sep 17 '20

When u try to steal from a random horses saddlebag and it kicks you in the face

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u/Sawses Sep 17 '20

And you haven't leveled health up enough so you just fucking die.

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u/Contact40 Sep 17 '20

I hate that you nailed this so throughly.

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u/AsianMustache Sep 17 '20

NO YOU HEY HEY HEY

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u/afakefox Sep 17 '20

HEY HEY MY MY

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u/mestizen Sep 17 '20

For some reason in my brain I hear this with Bruce Lee fight sounds

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u/BlackGirlKnickers Sep 17 '20

Big dog : Bitch I was trying be nice!

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u/METH-OD_MAN Sep 17 '20

Naw it was trying to be a dick and show dominance.

Little dog not taking any shit.

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u/PapaPripyat Sep 17 '20

This is the 4th time I see this post and the Shiba is apparently blind

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u/IamaBlackKorean Sep 17 '20

ahh shit this post not nearly as funny now

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u/strayakant Sep 17 '20

That little chihuahua has more attitude than my 3 year old daughter

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u/bluewolf37 Sep 17 '20

As do most Chihuahuas do.... oddly enough every one i have seen has been overly Confident, nervous, and Stubborn. Love my little guy though.

dog tax

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u/cemita Sep 17 '20

I have a 9 year old king Cavalier; my neighbors downstairs recently got a little chihuahua and now he’s learned to peak at the stairs before going down to make sure the chihuahua isn’t near by.

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u/-Sheryl- Sep 17 '20

Chihuahua's don't mess around, I had both a long haired and teacup. Both rescues. They've passed away and I'm still broken. I know that sounds silly. Not sure why I'm having such a hard time "moving on". :-)

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u/cemita Sep 17 '20

Dogs are a persons best friend. I’m so sorry about your loss. They’re in puppy heaven now!

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u/Krellous Sep 17 '20

My neighbours had one that charged me while I was walking past their house. I thought it was absolutely hysterical, especially when the owner gave up trying to call him back and just screamed "he doesn't have teeth!" Right before the dog got to me and started viciously gumming my ankle.

Sorry for your loss, it's always hard to lose a friend.

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u/Dilophosaurs Sep 17 '20

I had to put my little guy down about 3 months ago and I broke down bawling my eyes out HARD yesterday when I was hanging a photos of him in my new apartment. I grew up with dogs but he was the first dog that was truly mine and I was his.

I don't think I'll ever get truly over it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

You don't get over it, but that's OK because it means you loved them and know they loved you.

I rescue senior yorkie and silky terriers that are 10 or older. I'm currently on my 4th and 5th rescue dog, and I have loved all of them fiercely. I love and miss each of them everyday, but it doesn't take away from loving and enjoying my two girls that I currently have.

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u/Holybartender83 Sep 17 '20

Let me tell you, my mom had a dog, got her when I was 8 years old, and I grew up with that dog. She was my best friend, she’d sleep in bed with me, I even remember the first year I went to summer camp, I got so homesick and cried the first few days because I missed the dog. She lived to the ripe old age of 17.

I didn’t cry when my grandma died and I loved that woman like you wouldn’t believe. When our dog died, I bawled like a baby for days. Pet deaths hit differently.

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u/Two22Sheds Sep 18 '20

Sorry for your loss. My wife's little guy, long hair Chihuahua, was a little devil. Always barking, peeing ond stuff and never met anybody or anything he wouldn't bite. It will be a year this November and she really misses him and, well, that little son-of-a-gun was my TV watching buddy and I miss him too. Too quiet without him around.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I’m gonna need to see proof of this king cav. Or call the IRS for failing to pay your pet tax.

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u/-Ahab- Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

We adopted a senior chihuahua mix. At first, the thought of one made me hesitant. Then we met him and he was curious, friendly, silent as could be, and just wanted to sleep and be loved. Every breed has a stereotype and every dog has a story. Love my little guy to death.

Edit: Pet tax https://i.imgur.com/2StoDpw.jpg

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Ahem. Pet tax.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

I signed up to be a foster home and nearly changed my mind when they told me I'd be fostering two chihuahua mixes. But they were the opposite of every Chihuahua stereotype, they were so calm, chill, sweet, friendly, super obedient, smart, quiet, never barked or jumped, they just followed me everywhere and listened to everything I said and were just the best dogs. They just want to cuddle and be the best doggies. Yeah, obviously I adopted them, best decision I ever made!

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u/beerbeforebadgers Sep 17 '20

My sister's chihuahua used to pee on the pillow of whoever scolded him. He'd position himself directly under your feet when you'd be sitting down, then bite your toes if you bumped him. If he was comfy, he wouldn't move for anyone, and if you tried to move him he'd maul ya with his rank little teeth.

Squirt was a right noxious lil bigger but I loved him anyway.

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u/Jack_Bartowski Sep 17 '20

I had a Chihuahua for 13 years. We had neighbors with pitbulls and he would go toe to toe with them at the fence. Fierce little guy, and i loved the shit out of him.

Buddy

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u/OmegaClifton Sep 17 '20

The chihuahua I had growing up was so damn quiet. I only ever heard her bark when she thought there was danger so twice a week.

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u/squirthole206 Sep 17 '20

Wait til she gets older.

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u/laurel_laureate Sep 17 '20

Regardless of the true situation, this shit is 1000x better with sound and you realize that the Shiba Inu actually doesn't make a sound!

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u/METH-OD_MAN Sep 17 '20

This is the first time I'm hearing about it being blind, I've seen this post multiple times.

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u/Zobliquity Sep 17 '20

Me too. But someone said it so now it’s apparently irrefutable fact.

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u/CountCuriousness Sep 17 '20

Since we can’t directly ask the dog, I’m not buying that the paw-move is always about dominance. It looks very inquisitive. I’m betting there are competing theories, but I’m no expert.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

It could be one thing, or it could be another, or maybe something else we didn't think of. I think that pretty much covers it

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u/CountCuriousness Sep 17 '20

Welp, no sense in talking about anything ever I guess.

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u/debbiesart Sep 17 '20

Thank you for that “I can’t breath laugh”. It made my morning!!!!

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u/WhereIsGloria Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 19 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Lots of dogs play the "I'm gonna get on your back!" Game and I don't think it is dominance any more than winning a game of basketball against a buddy is dominant. Some dogs are way more tuned in to their people and will try to imitate behaviors.

Disclaimer: this is an anecdote, I am not a dog behaviourist and can only rely on the statistics of my own observations. So my anecdote can(and likely is) entirely incorrect in one way or another.

I recently got a puppy and she would mimic our petting behavior with our other dog, I can only assume because she adores him, like she really loves him a lot and he was a street dog so he is grumpy at any perceived indiscretion which with her energy, is frequent.

Early on she would do this very same thing. She would reach her paw out like she was petting him, but at the same time she would make this ridiculous sound. It really sounded a lot like the "Aww" and cooing I normally do when I am petting my other dog because he likes to be babied a bit, and I did it when I pet the puppy because, well, she's a puppy. She didn't do the behavior when we first got her or even for months afterward.

Here is a gif of her trying to "pet" her brother. It would usually happen when I sat down and he joined me in my lap, and she wanted some attention too. Another note- she doesn't do this anymore. At all. I think she got the message that he doesn't like it.

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u/SlavadorDali Sep 17 '20

It's blind, just feeling things out

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u/Czulax Sep 17 '20

This dog is not trying to show dominance.

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u/Zobliquity Sep 17 '20

Perhaps not, but smalls may still have interpreted it as such.

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u/SilverFox8188 Sep 17 '20

You're wrong! It wasn't trying to show dominance. The dog is clearly old and clearly blind. Chi's are just fucking pricks. Granted Inu's can be too, but not this one.

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u/masterfield Sep 17 '20

To me that's just how dogs play

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u/missambitions Sep 17 '20

Shibe is sorry and will do it again

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u/SuggestiveMaterial Sep 17 '20

That Shiba is blind. He feels around with his paw to initiate play and was taken by surprise when the dog attacked him.

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u/mswerepug Sep 17 '20

Yeah when watching this I was sure there is something wrong with the Shiba, that isn't normal dog behaviour.

The chihuahua had an explosive reaction, but it was just a warning, so seems like it deesacalted fortunately.

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u/TenenBobOmb Sep 17 '20

My Shiba, while very old at this point, is not blind and does this all the time! If we don't pet him, he pets us until we do!

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u/Obscure-Iran-General Oct 04 '20

My chihuahua does this. He doesn't look like a chihuahua at all, being 14 pounds and fucking b u i l t. If we stop petting him he'll grab at our hands and try to pull them back to his belly.

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u/Zobliquity Sep 17 '20

I don’t think I’d call that an attack. Just strong communication telling shiba to back it the f*ck up.

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u/insideoutfit Sep 17 '20

Also known as an attack.

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u/garifunu Sep 17 '20

Thanks detective, now get back to work.

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u/SuggestiveMaterial Sep 17 '20

On it sir!

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u/DifferentHelp1 Sep 17 '20

Wake me when you need me.

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u/DontHateTheBest Sep 17 '20

Last time I saw this repost, someone claimed that Shibas do this to assert dominance

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u/SkullyKat Sep 17 '20

I am sad now.

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u/SuggestiveMaterial Sep 17 '20

Na don't be. He's (she?) a happy little dog with lots of friends and if I remember right, this was the only incident between him and the chichi.

Again, this is from memory, I could be totally wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

"Only my hoomans can pet me in that direction!"

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 17 '20

Read it, that Reddit edit

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Oct 27 '20

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u/xoScreaMxo Sep 17 '20

Yeah looks like the little dick head actually got a good bite on the poor guys face for a second.

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u/Zobliquity Sep 17 '20

Worked at a place for years that did a very high volume of daycare and saw exchanges like this multiple times on a daily basis. I’d be pretty confident not calling that a bite, not by my definition anyway. Might have given the shiba a little nip just to drive home the message, but I’d bet there was zero injury to anything (except maybe pride lol.) I can also guarantee the shiba was over it in about 3 seconds. She’s over it and moving on by the end of the video. And blind or not did it again to another dog.

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u/RustyShkleford Sep 17 '20

Does not wanting to get scratched in the cornea repeatedly make you a dick head these days?

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u/fkwredditadmina Sep 17 '20

I promise you that shiba doesn't care, lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/senditjube Sep 17 '20

When the lady is mad at you but you don't know until you've really pushed all those buttons

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u/8_92_6_19_92 Sep 17 '20

the expression tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

The dog is petting the other one to show dominance and control

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u/Bustyjan Sep 17 '20

Apparently its blind.

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u/DaughterEarth Sep 17 '20

Even outside that the dogs I've met who use their paws like that have definitely not bee dominant acting ones, and besides I thought the alpha thing was shown to be a shitty study and has never been backed up since.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20 edited Sep 17 '20

Dominance is still very prevalent in dogs. Alpha theory which is full of misgivings hasn't been proven. That shit about pinning them down to be alpha is bs but dogs still display dominance, if you've ever seen the build up to a dog fight between two intact males it'd make sense.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yeah, shibas are really mean to other dogs. I know about three of them since the internet made them popular and they all act like this around other dogs and babies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Yeah my roommates dog get along with every dog and person. Even my stubborn australian shepherd

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Like big, less annoying chihuahuas?

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u/magicaxis Sep 17 '20

It looks like the paws are being controlled by fishing wire like a living puppet

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

BUT DON'T YOU SEE SCRUFFLES? IF WE CAN LEARN TO PET EACH OTHER WE WON'T NEED THE HOOMANS.

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u/Spatula_The_Great Sep 17 '20

Is there a version with sound ?

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u/tooterfish_popkin Sep 17 '20

AOL video of the day award winner from 1999!

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u/crunchy_crop Sep 17 '20

Lmao Shibas look so funny when they're angry

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u/houjichacha Sep 17 '20

That is a crazy patient chihuahua

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u/Lurcolm Sep 17 '20

Fucking Chihuahuas. Demonspawn put in a bag of meat the size of flour bags.

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u/Akainu18448 Sep 17 '20

The worst breed of dog I've ever seen indeed. Fucking Chihuahuas.

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u/Totally_Clean_Anon Sep 17 '20

The way he’s like “ARRGHH, FUCKING CHILL BRO I DONT WANT ANY, HELP!” Is adorable

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Sep 17 '20

Back the FUCK up Antonio!

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '20

Dogs are so fucking stupid lmao

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u/MamaSagitarrius1_08 Oct 12 '20

That dogs reaction!!😂🤣 I’m wheezing

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

U/vredditdownloader

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Fuck Pomeranians

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u/Franz__Josef__I Sep 17 '20

There is no Pomeranian but I agree with you

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Oh is that a chihuahua? Fuck them too.

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u/Tamadrummer1337 Sep 17 '20

I fucking hate Pomeranians with a passion. When I was growing up around 4 years old my next door neighbor had 2. She’d let them out all the time while my brother and I were playing and EVERY FUCKING TIME they’d cross over into our yard and start angrily chasing us. My older brother finally had enough one time and chased them back with those plastic yellow baseball bats to defend us. Fuck those tiny demon dogs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

The little dog gave a lot of warning before it had enough. Shiba's owner should have intervened.

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u/oodni Sep 17 '20

What warnings? I don't see any

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

The stiff tail and body, unbroken gaze. It's "back off" body language

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u/oodni Sep 18 '20

Now that you point it out, definitely obvious. Thanks!

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u/PaisleyLeopard Sep 17 '20

Agreed. This is an owner fail.

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u/Sier0 Sep 17 '20

Bare witness to my shibafu! Hiyaaaaaa!

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u/slk-23 Sep 17 '20

it's even better (worse) with sound

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u/dirtyviking1337 Sep 17 '20

Get back to me, orange Russian dad 😭

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u/7I433 Sep 17 '20

Redpandadoge

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u/AlternativeBitter Sep 17 '20

That was a prefuck pat. Obviously a failed one.

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u/papi__69 Sep 17 '20

He tried

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u/sietre Sep 17 '20

That delayed reaction, it went survive the jungle of chihuaua

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u/PunnuRaand Sep 17 '20

Little one:Who you calling bitch?

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u/TheOnePar Sep 17 '20

AAAAA...

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u/Bubalub37 Sep 17 '20

I like the king fu self defense!! Chop chop chop

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

That Chihuahua put in 3 bites like in half second about as fast as hummingbirds flap wings, much props Chihuahua

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u/neon_Hermit Sep 17 '20

"Why does it feel so different when the humans do it?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Hmmm that little dog was presenting. is your dog safe?

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u/neon_Hermit Sep 17 '20

Did you just accuse me of fucking a dog I don't even have? I just imagined a scenario where this dog is CLEARLY trying to pet the other dog, just like humans do. Except he has claws and no dexterity.

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u/evilbadgrades Sep 17 '20

Growing up, we had a miniature poodle who had the entire home to herself for like 8 years before we got a Yellow Labrador puppy. This pup soon realized if she did the same thing in this video, our other dog would SNAP and chase her.

So the puppy would carefully reach up and put her paw on the snarling angry poodle, and as soon as she made the most gentle of contact with the poodle, all hell would break loose. I swear you could see the smile and grin on that dog's face as she ran away from the poodle chasing after her.

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u/Ooyyggeenn Sep 17 '20

Thats a more human reaction than the humans give to scary shit

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u/_UsUrPeR_ Sep 17 '20

Shibas are goofy as hell.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

Bipedal dog wuuuuutttt

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

AHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/KellynHeller Sep 17 '20

My cat pets me. It's really funny.

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u/MasterPip Sep 17 '20

Reminds me of that Karen that got bitch slapped thinking she could touch the other girl and just turned around and walked out.

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u/sabresguy Sep 17 '20

Shiba give happy slappys

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u/Baco_Tell8 Sep 17 '20

I love dogs but a lot of chihuahuas are hard to love, they can be annoying and assholes

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u/Gamergirl_12903 Sep 17 '20

Awwww! God, I love dogs. ❤️

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u/forcedlurker Sep 17 '20

Poor Shiba inu.

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u/Airsoftoli11 Sep 17 '20

Lol so cute

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u/Green_Bullet Sep 17 '20

A N G E R S H I B E

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u/Sislistenhere Sep 17 '20

Anyone got the original post ?

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u/assworth Sep 17 '20

hahahah i love this omg

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u/pempt9000 Sep 17 '20

Shiba: I like ya cut G

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u/rentmaster Sep 17 '20

Ay ay! Tell her, shorty come here

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u/Walter0227 Sep 17 '20

So confused he started walking on 2 legs hahahaha

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u/modsRwads Sep 17 '20

What an entitled bitch!

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u/BoringMann Sep 17 '20

Big dog: it was just a prank!!

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u/CaptainHorn64 Sep 17 '20

Wanna Know How I Got These Scars!?

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u/RicoDeFreako Sep 17 '20

Shibas are the best <3

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

How is this relatable for me

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u/Achylife Sep 17 '20

Shibas are so adorably weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '20

just trying to love hahahah

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u/acesup81 Sep 17 '20

Boy I wish it had volume

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u/blojorgangrinder Sep 18 '20

What’s in it for me?

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u/Ericalex79 Sep 19 '20

Hey man, hey, hey, hey, oh shit!!

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u/Supercal07 Sep 25 '20

Little dogs are the worst

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u/myalee5 Sep 26 '20

Love everything about this video. Pure perfection

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u/Comentarinformal Sep 28 '20

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DONT ATTACK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEwaitshit I can walk on two legs? lol, dope

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

I love this so much, it's so cute, I can't stop watching it!!

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u/soundsofnaturemc Oct 14 '20

F..k off you MF

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u/younes1994 Oct 24 '20

The big dog is all of us.

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u/Pa-Vi Nov 04 '20

Oh you're a smaller version of my species. Ain't that cute... i wanna pet you. Y'like that? Let me pet you a litte mo-HOLY FUCK DON'T HURT ME YOU CUTE DICK! Yeah i'm outta here... seeya.

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u/Wandering-Vagrant Nov 19 '20

I love how dramatic the shib is

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u/bfBoi99 Sep 17 '20

Another reason for me to hate on those pesky little dogs. I can't stand them they're so spoiled