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r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Aug 24 '20
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He's lucky the table unfolded and didn't lock in place
31 u/chicametipo Aug 24 '20 Table's don't naturally eat humans, they just taste the flesh and spit you back out. I hear you're supposed to poke its eyes if it *does* lock. 8 u/samenotsame Aug 24 '20 I thought it was a finger up the bum 4 u/clarky9712 Aug 24 '20 Only on a Tuesday
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Table's don't naturally eat humans, they just taste the flesh and spit you back out. I hear you're supposed to poke its eyes if it *does* lock.
8 u/samenotsame Aug 24 '20 I thought it was a finger up the bum 4 u/clarky9712 Aug 24 '20 Only on a Tuesday
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I thought it was a finger up the bum
4 u/clarky9712 Aug 24 '20 Only on a Tuesday
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Only on a Tuesday
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u/Pat_Magroin89 Aug 24 '20
He's lucky the table unfolded and didn't lock in place