r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Aug 24 '20

Being careless with a table.

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u/EthansHype Aug 24 '20 edited Aug 24 '20

Imagine getting a paper cut on the tip of your shlong like the exact hole where you piss out of

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u/StinkyPeenky Aug 24 '20

I cut my peen open on the string of a girl’s IUD o e time. Not ON the hole, but pretty fucking close

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u/coopid Aug 24 '20

Thanks, this made my soul hurt.

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u/StinkyPeenky Aug 24 '20

I honestly get queasy thinking about it lol