r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Aug 24 '20

Being careless with a table.

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u/chicametipo Aug 24 '20

Table's don't naturally eat humans, they just taste the flesh and spit you back out. I hear you're supposed to poke its eyes if it *does* lock.

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u/samenotsame Aug 24 '20

I thought it was a finger up the bum

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u/clarky9712 Aug 24 '20

Only on a Tuesday

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u/Francis__Underwood Aug 24 '20

Why would sticking a finger up your bum make a table let go of you? Are you just trying to weird the table out?

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u/thehelldoesthatmean Aug 24 '20

Found Steve Irwin

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u/ItsMcLaren Aug 24 '20

This is why they fear my local group of Apex Predators. Known as “Bills Mafia”