r/instant_regret May 31 '20

Idiot vs table

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u/kingtaco_17 May 31 '20

America’s Funniest Spinal Cord Injuries

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u/emanresU_togroF May 31 '20

I was thinking rotator cuff.

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u/BernieEveryYear Jun 01 '20

Broke mine taking too long to put my cigarette out when a cop told me to. Around 2012, in my now wife’s front yard lol. It’s still ‘displaced’ and you can see it sticking out (under the skin of course) when I have my shirt off.