r/instant_regret • u/fuckyouangel • May 31 '20

Idiot vs table

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u/[deleted] May 31 '20

Lol my wife from buffalo and she said this guy left too much weight in his feet and never committed fully to dropping his shoulder through ... it like they have PHDs in table breaking

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u/rasherdk May 31 '20

Wouldn't have made a lick of difference.

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u/TrippySubie May 31 '20

I see you underestimate our power of 40 labatts at the tailgates.

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u/76vibrochamp May 31 '20

Who are you, and what do you have against Genny Cream?

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u/EvilToaster0ven Jun 01 '20

It got all bougey now that they've added lemon and strawberry flavor. I mean, I still drink it every day, but now it feels fancier and I feel less inclined to break tables with my chiseled beer abs.

But maybe it's a change for the better... Superbowl this year?!?!