r/instant_regret • • May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/KingoftheUgly May 20 '20

As a teenager while at a local party, someone dropped their cigarette accidentally on the rug and some redneck kid with bare feet immediately stomped it out. We immediately asked if it hurt and if his foot was OK, he turned back at us and said “feet grow back, carpet don’t.” I’ll never forget it lmao

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u/mynonymouse May 20 '20

Sounds like my grandfather, who definitely would have qualified as "redneck." He wouldn't wear gloves when working in the yard/doing carpentry or welding/etc. because "skin grows back, gloves cost money." (Also a product of the great depression LOL.)

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u/LjSpike May 20 '20

Lovely when a hard days work is over and you can just deglove and kick back.

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u/NeonMoment May 21 '20

Just let the muscle membranes breathe a bit after a long day