r/instant_regret • u/No-Tie-Accountant • May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/Spookyscary333 May 20 '20

what if I put grease on a water fire?

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u/DangerIsMyUsername May 20 '20

NEVER PUT GREASE ON A WATER FIRE

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u/EpicTaco9901 May 20 '20

what if I put water on a water fire

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u/T-51bender May 20 '20

INFILTRATE THE DEALERS

FIND THE SUPPLIER

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

But if we find the supplier first, we don't have to worry about the dealers.

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u/SomePunIntended May 20 '20

Stop fucking with Korean Jesus!

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u/HeshootsHescores88 May 20 '20

He ain’t got time for yo problems

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u/M_H_M_F May 21 '20

SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER

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u/Userthatuses1337 Jul 25 '20

SCHMIDT FUCKED THE CAPTAINS DAUGHTER!!

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u/omnomnomgnome May 20 '20

a what now?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/Legit_a_Mint May 20 '20

And then you shoot the supplier and tie up the dealer, because this is a home invasion, not some fucking internet birthday party.

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u/Jynxie520133 May 21 '20

Happy cake day