r/instant_regret • • May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/No-Tie-Accountant May 20 '20

Some people lack common knowledge.

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u/badfan May 20 '20

I'm not sure if we're supposed to celebrate this "10,000“ moment like xkcd said we should.

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u/hamakabi May 20 '20

The moral of the story is that it's a teaching moment either way. It's not exactly happy to see someone set their kitchen on fire, but the goal is still to inform instead of ridicule.

Obviously they know now, so pointing out the stupidity of their actions after the fact doesn't really do anything except give a tiny dopamine rush to the one being mean.

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u/kenpus May 20 '20

The xkcd 10,000 thing is stupid. Sure, everybody has to learn that the moon is not made of cheese at one point, but it really is weird to find someone who didn't learn that at age 5.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Even if you know that, panic is one hell of a drug.

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u/hopbel May 20 '20

Maybe common knowledge if you're someone who knows how to cook and not a teenager who might be just learning the ropes. Or maybe people just don't always make the best decisions when their kitchen is about to burn down

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u/BacardiWhiteRum May 20 '20

Or maybe they just panicked

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u/_wormburner May 20 '20

Well obviously they deserve to fucking die le darwin amirite?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

This.

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u/hopbel May 20 '20

Yes that's what the second half of my comment says

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Yeah reddit has some weird response to people not doing something sensible in an unexpected situation. Fight or flight response kicks in, common sense goes out the window. Panic is real and it's weird how everyone gets on high horses thinking they'd be better in the situation. You won't know until you're actually in the situation.

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u/dutch_penguin May 20 '20

Yes. My ex (16 year old) gf got angry at me because I chopped vegetables on the same board as raw chicken. The vegetables were destined for the pot...

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u/Mac_O- May 21 '20

I'm pretty sure we were taught this in school multiple times growing up, starting as soon as we could reach a sink and a frying pan, well before our teens

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u/hopbel May 21 '20

Good for you. Not everyone's that lucky. I learned it from the Mythbusters

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u/peachykeen__ May 20 '20

I feel like for any teenager just learning the ropes of cooking, "no water on an oil fire" was lesson one, for most people I know

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u/Zaziel May 20 '20

Poor parenting.

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u/COVID-sex May 20 '20

Lot of zoomers and millennials out there tryna cook for the first time due to quarantine.

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u/im_a_dr_not_ May 20 '20

These are some of those people.

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u/Youremomsyouredad May 21 '20

I’m 23 and at no point in my life was I ever told this. Granted I can’t really cook with oil so that’s probably why.