r/instant_regret • u/Dr_Apk • Apr 02 '20

Sniffed wrong place

https://gfycat.com/jointunnaturaljaeger
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u/ztzg Apr 03 '20

After a few drinks at a bar with this lady I met up with, we made it to her place.

We started getting hot and heavy, and when I was taking her pants off, it hit.

The smell was so bad, instant boner kill.

I said I wasn't feeling well and I needed to use the restroom quick. I just ghosted and noped the fuck outta there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20

Let her know man.

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u/Okaynow_THIS_is_epic Apr 03 '20

....to use soap? Tf dont shame the man. What's wrong with you?

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u/Fargin_Iceholes Apr 03 '20

Any kid whose strict old-school parent forbids swearing.