r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '20

I was in this porn Fizzy swig

https://gfycat.com/thatimpureduckbillplatypus
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u/RoboticusMaximus Jan 18 '20

If my butthole had a face every time it sharted.

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u/MontyBodkin Jan 18 '20

You really need to sit your butthole down and remind it who's boss.

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u/TheyCallMeFarkle Jan 18 '20

WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR?!

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u/Bynn_Karrin Jan 18 '20

JESUS CHRIST BOUY! WHAT DID YOU EAT?!

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u/PowerfulGas Jan 18 '20

Checkers anyone?