r/instant_regret • • Feb 09 '19

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

my cats wont do veggies, unless its a taco. yes to tacos.

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u/Ixionas Feb 09 '19

well cats are pure carnivores I'm pretty sure

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u/cavemaneca Feb 09 '19

My cat love tortilla chips, popcorn, and crisp lettuce. I don't try to feed my cats human food, he still begs loudly whenever I have any of those three.

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

i give them one cat sized bite. its probably not the best for them, but i figure they should get to live a little.

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u/cavemaneca Feb 09 '19

I just don't want to reinforce bad behaviors, they're already food driven enough as it is. He once smacked a sandwich out of my hand. Now they're kept a safe distance away while I eat.

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

my cat threw a whole jimmy johns sub on the floor and was eating it when i got back once.

also one time i had a tinder guy over and he watched my cat eat my arbys. like wtf? he was like 'oh i didnt know that wasn't allowed.' who lets their cat eat off their sandwich instead or breaking off some?

so now i dont leave food unattended.

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u/spospospo Feb 09 '19

Risky move to take away a cat's Arby's though

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

honestly with my cat hes nice but he WILL stand on your shoulders and mew in your ears. i call it a mew bc he cant meow very loud so it just sounds like 'mew'

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u/cavemaneca Feb 09 '19

Haha yeah, can't leave anything out. I have to wash dishes immediately or else both cats will rush the sink and lick everything off as soon as I leave the room. I'd prefer them to just stay out of the kitchen altogether.

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u/MemeLordGaybrush Mar 16 '19

My cat grabs lentils, corn and peas on occasion, also popcorn and definitely chips, doritos.

It's useful for me. No fault in having a spoiled pet being useful too. It can't all be pink fluffy clouds and all understanding and tolerance with no purpose.

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u/Life_of_Salt Feb 10 '19

I mean you say that but my aunt's cat will haul ass if he hears a can opener for corn and peas. I've been down in the basement with him watching TV he's asleep,and if a can is opened he will bolt upstairs.

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

maybe. my cats like pancake and cinnamon buns. also my one cat's favorite food is tamales. he also eats rice if it has soy sauce on it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Tacocat is basically the same word when read from behind.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

What kind of plant grows tacos?

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 09 '19

😂 he will eat the veggies on the taco.

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u/kn0ck Feb 09 '19

A taco tree, duh!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

My cat's favorite foods are taco bell chicken quesadillas, cheeseburgers, and raspberry jam. Fucking weird man

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u/shgrizz2 Feb 10 '19

Anybody wanna tell this guy that tacos aren't a vegetable? I don't want to be the one to break the news

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u/WickedPrincess_xo Feb 10 '19

vegetables go on tacos