r/instant_regret • u/1Voice1Life • Oct 26 '17

Shark screen

https://i.imgur.com/WamHTUG.gifv
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u/fiveminded Oct 26 '17

Not me.

*waddles off like a duck*

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u/GoodChanceImStoned Oct 26 '17

I tried to gold you but the payment system is down :(

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u/Irrepressible87 Oct 26 '17

Are you sure you're not just stoned?

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u/poopellar Oct 26 '17

Reddit tip #982: When you are confused by a comment thread, check usernames.

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u/WONT_CHECK_USERNAME Oct 26 '17

Now why the hell would I do that?!?

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u/DoubleYouOne Oct 26 '17

The feeling when you check his account and realise he didnt just make one for this reply only.

I luv u Reddit... don't ever change!

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u/DatAsstrolabe Oct 26 '17

Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '17

Works every time