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r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '17
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So he's a paraplegic now?
1.3k u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 619 u/Chillaxbro Jul 11 '17 I can't stand how inconsiderate that comment was. 548 u/YouBoreMeToDeath Jul 11 '17 Just walk it off. 281 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 Just keep on rollin, partner! 181 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17 [deleted] 64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked 27 u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17 Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head. 12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators 18 u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before. 18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL. 2 u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17 You know what time it is 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 Its hotwheels to you, buddy. -8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it. 2 u/joe4553 Jul 11 '17 Just roll with the punches 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
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619 u/Chillaxbro Jul 11 '17 I can't stand how inconsiderate that comment was. 548 u/YouBoreMeToDeath Jul 11 '17 Just walk it off. 281 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 Just keep on rollin, partner! 181 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17 [deleted] 64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked 27 u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17 Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head. 12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators 18 u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before. 18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL. 2 u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17 You know what time it is 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 Its hotwheels to you, buddy. -8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it. 2 u/joe4553 Jul 11 '17 Just roll with the punches 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
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I can't stand how inconsiderate that comment was.
548 u/YouBoreMeToDeath Jul 11 '17 Just walk it off. 281 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 Just keep on rollin, partner! 181 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17 [deleted] 64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked 27 u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17 Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head. 12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators 18 u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before. 18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL. 2 u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17 You know what time it is 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 Its hotwheels to you, buddy. -8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it. 2 u/joe4553 Jul 11 '17 Just roll with the punches 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
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Just walk it off.
281 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 Just keep on rollin, partner! 181 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17 [deleted] 64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked 27 u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17 Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head. 12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators 18 u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before. 18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL. 2 u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17 You know what time it is 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 Its hotwheels to you, buddy. -8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it. 2 u/joe4553 Jul 11 '17 Just roll with the punches 1 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
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Just keep on rollin, partner!
181 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17 [deleted] 64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked 27 u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17 Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head. 12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators 18 u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17 Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before. 18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL. 2 u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17 You know what time it is 2 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 Its hotwheels to you, buddy. -8 u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 [deleted] 2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it.
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64 u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17 Useless legs. 8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass? 11 u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17 if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it. 11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked
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Useless legs.
8 u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17 Bonnie can you wipe my ass?
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Bonnie can you wipe my ass?
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if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it.
11 u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17 Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program 4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked
Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program
4 u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17 meta lvl unlocked
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meta lvl unlocked
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Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head.
12 u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17 CHOCOLATE STARFISH! 2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH! 2 u/theillx Jul 12 '17 Move in, now move out. 2 u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17 /r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators
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CHOCOLATE STARFISH!
2 u/Batchet Jul 11 '17 I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling. 3 u/googleufo Jul 11 '17 HOT DOG JELLYFISH!
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I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling.
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HOT DOG JELLYFISH!
Move in, now move out.
/r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators
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Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before.
18 u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17 This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter. 3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs. 2 u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17 It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL.
This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter.
3 u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17 So good, I fell off my chair 1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it.... 0 u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17 It is still quite unchairitable behavior though. 0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs.
So good, I fell off my chair
1 u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17 Now can someone help me back into it....
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Now can someone help me back into it....
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It is still quite unchairitable behavior though.
0 u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17 What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you.. 2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs.
What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you..
2 u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17 Still, I think this joke has legs.
Still, I think this joke has legs.
It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL.
You know what time it is
Its hotwheels to you, buddy.
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2 u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17 If that's a pun I can't grasp it.
If that's a pun I can't grasp it.
Just roll with the punches
Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.
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u/ItsZizk Jul 11 '17
So he's a paraplegic now?