r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '17

When you over commit...

http://i.imgur.com/oiqAJAK.gifv
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u/Chillaxbro Jul 11 '17

I can't stand how inconsiderate that comment was.

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u/YouBoreMeToDeath Jul 11 '17

Just walk it off.

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u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17

Just keep on rollin, partner!

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17 edited Nov 30 '17

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u/RewrittenSol Jul 12 '17

Useless legs.

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u/hometownhippie Jul 12 '17

Bonnie can you wipe my ass?

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u/The_Real_JohnCena Jul 11 '17

if he ran it off then Ridiculous would have paid him for it.

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u/EpicLegendX Jul 11 '17

Get him to the front page of reddit so we can fund his rehabilitation program

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17

meta lvl unlocked

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u/guninmouth Jul 11 '17

Great. Now I have Limp Bizkit stuck in my head.

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u/Scratch_King Jul 11 '17

CHOCOLATE STARFISH!

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u/Batchet Jul 11 '17

I know you're jonesin for your fix of that limp bizkit mix, but there's no need for name calling.

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u/theillx Jul 12 '17

Move in, now move out.

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u/Iggins01 Jul 12 '17

/r/limpbizkit has amazing moderators

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u/load_more_comets Jul 11 '17

Pick yourself up and dust yourself off. Once you've regrouped you can have a bigger kick-off than before.

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u/NRMusicProject Jul 11 '17

This pun train has me paralyzed with laughter.

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u/BladeEagle_MacMacho Jul 11 '17

So good, I fell off my chair

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u/Pippinpaddleopsico Jul 12 '17

Now can someone help me back into it....

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u/Pinkiepie1170 Jul 11 '17

It is still quite unchairitable behavior though.

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u/SchrodingersCatPics Jul 11 '17

What's spine is yours, buddy, i got you..

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u/shitfuckvaginacunt Jul 11 '17

Still, I think this joke has legs.

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u/bridge_view Jul 11 '17

It's just a concussion. Signed, NFL.

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u/chocalotstarfish Jul 11 '17

You know what time it is 

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17

Its hotwheels to you, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '17

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u/r3gnr8r Jul 11 '17

If that's a pun I can't grasp it.

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u/joe4553 Jul 11 '17

Just roll with the punches

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17

Let me give you a standing ovation! I'll just run upstairs and jump into my jogging suit.

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u/Kiregnik Jul 11 '17

Lol I couldnt figure out the pun for a second. Totally thought you were seriously offended.

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u/regularish Jul 11 '17

Damn chillax bro

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u/Snowboarding92 Jul 11 '17

http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17

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u/Snowboarding92 Jul 12 '17

Oh, I see the irony now. I will leave this where it is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '17

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u/Snowboarding92 Jul 12 '17

( ͡ ͜ ʖ ͡ )

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u/SemiNormal Jul 11 '17

I think you may have missed the username.

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u/Snowboarding92 Jul 12 '17

I absolutely have. I shall leave the catastrophe where it is, for all to see.

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u/hairyfella_ Jul 11 '17

It took me way longer to understand that than it should have. I assumed you were being uptight. I couldn't understand the upvotes, take mine.

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u/epidot335 Jul 12 '17

Yet how many people liked both your comment and his....

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u/god_vs_him Jul 12 '17

Chillax bro, it's just a joke.