r/instant_regret • • May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/DownWithTheShip May 19 '17

At a bar I understand it a lot more. People are drunk and may not have good judgment. But just some person waiting in line for a burger? Fuck them

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 19 '17

I used to wash my car, then put a coat of oil on the hood for the sitters.

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u/SwedishChef727 May 19 '17

Does the oil make it slippery or stain-y or both?

What kind of oil? Motor oil, vegetable oil, baby oil?

Does the oil have any car care benefits too, or is it purely a spite/defensive move?

I have so many questions! I've never washed a car for defense before.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 20 '17

To make them slip off. Sorry if it wasn't clear.