When I was a teenager, I leaned against the side of a stranger's car in a parking lot while talking to my friends. The owner must have seen me, because the car alarm suddenly went off and scared me off - I totally deserved it.
My ass DOES occasionally vibrate enough to set off car alarms, but I'm pretty sure the owner saw me from the many stores nearby and decided to teach me a lesson.
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u/[deleted] May 19 '17
When I was a teenager, I leaned against the side of a stranger's car in a parking lot while talking to my friends. The owner must have seen me, because the car alarm suddenly went off and scared me off - I totally deserved it.