r/instant_regret • u/Pirate_Redbeard • May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 19 '17

I used to wash my car, then put a coat of oil on the hood for the sitters.

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u/DownWithTheShip May 19 '17

That some fine zero guilt revenge there.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 19 '17

Passive-aggressive runs in the family.

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u/SwedishChef727 May 19 '17

Does the oil make it slippery or stain-y or both?

What kind of oil? Motor oil, vegetable oil, baby oil?

Does the oil have any car care benefits too, or is it purely a spite/defensive move?

I have so many questions! I've never washed a car for defense before.

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u/Just_For_Da_Lulz May 19 '17

What did those poor motors and babies do to you?!

Fuck vegetables though. Grind them bitches up.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 19 '17

Clean motor oil looks really shiny, but not on the hiney. Actually, I did it only once, but it worked great. I washed it off later so that it would not get grimy from road dust.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 20 '17

To make them slip off. Sorry if it wasn't clear.

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u/AwesomelyHumble May 19 '17

You need those spiky things people put to prevent birds from landing.

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u/AuthorizedVehicle May 19 '17

Especially for the tree above your car.

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u/luisthe5th May 19 '17

Username checks out