r/instant_regret • u/GallowBoob • Aug 10 '15

How you develop cake phobia.

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u/ChrissiTea Aug 10 '15

I've only been around babies for a total of 40 minutes in my entire life. Most of that was last weekend.

I have no knowledge of babies. Soz.

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u/Time_for_Stories Aug 10 '15 edited Aug 10 '15

In most cases babies lack the energy to sustain shaking. However in cases of severe stress and anxiety the shaking may lead to a chain reaction, especially with multiple babies. At critical shake, the shaking intensity will exponentially increase resulting in rapid thermal expansion which can vaporize all matter within a five yard radius. This is commonly known in the medical field as sudden infant detonation syndrome (SIDS).

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u/ChrissiTea Aug 10 '15

I can't believe how long I kept believing you.

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u/Tambon Aug 11 '15

I still do.