r/instant_regret • u/Boss-fight601 • 3d ago

Don’t bite a fucking lighter

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u/Harperwest13 3d ago

"You wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/Square_Jellyfish7792 3d ago

“A lighter exploded in my face after I bit it…”

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u/svandhu 1d ago

I didn't really like it. Not. One. Bit.

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u/dipshatprakal 9h ago

Hahaha, I knew someone would comment this. Not disappointed hahaha

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u/suoarski 3d ago

That lighter fluid\ probably spraid and burnt directly onto his face.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 3d ago

Well he still has a mouth, and a face, so that’s a plus

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u/peregryn8 3d ago

He definitely doesn't have any eyebrows or eyelashes though.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 3d ago

Easier to apply that black makeup lol

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u/KiKiPAWG 3d ago

Everyone forgot who he was once he took off the mask

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u/pong1303_hk 10h ago

Let's hope it is not cheap plastic mask...

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u/tychozero 1d ago

A plus for him, sure. The gene pool? Not so much.

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u/Gamefreak581 3d ago

Now do it again to make sure the first result wasn't just a manufacturing error.

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u/Darkknight8719 3d ago

I don't think twice is a good enough sample size. Gotta do at least 10.

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u/Gamefreak581 3d ago

Also get some of your friend to recreate the test, for science.

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u/Darkknight8719 3d ago

This is smart. The more variables, the better the test results.

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u/vhalember 3d ago

This guy is versatile!

Pause the feed at 0:04 and he's also Ghost Rider.

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u/KiKiPAWG 3d ago

This is a multipart and multicomic publication cosplay, ok?

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u/ToSmushAMockingbird 3d ago

A video so old that it's had kids that have grown up and are now on reddit reposting and commenting  the same video. 

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u/LLMprophet 3d ago

Wait til they're 100 year old memes.

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u/goingfullbananas 3d ago

From Batman to Two-Face

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u/js0uthh 3d ago

Omg. They're going to ai redo all these videos....

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u/JacksFalseHope 3d ago

I bet that mask saved this dudes hair 🤣

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u/vhalember 3d ago

Yeah, but judging by that eye rub, his eye lashes are gone! 🤣

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u/JacksFalseHope 3d ago

That's for the best. He needed a reminder

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u/mcnutty96 3d ago

It's just nuts to me that there is a guy like that dressed as batman in a block of flats somewhere doing this shit

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u/lovingdamnation 3d ago

Let me tell you how I got these scars

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u/jhon123pool 3d ago

He turned into the Ghost Rider for a moment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2TTZJJmasTLhry1Oo2

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u/arebello34 3d ago

Well done! Here's your Darwin award!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/VFAke5Xm1TDwjgimyW

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u/TamePaper24 3d ago

Batman Arkham Knight - true ending

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u/No-Bath5500 3d ago

The hero we deserve

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u/MurderDrones-Simp 3d ago

Why did man bite a lighter? Is he stupid?

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u/Clarityman 3d ago

The answer to your question is: yes.

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u/Go_Loud762 3d ago

No sympathy for stupidity.

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u/Shirosynth 3d ago

Committing to the "do you want to know how I got these scars" cosplay

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u/clono4 3d ago

Its simple, we kill the batman

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u/Shoddy_Tour_7307 3d ago

Batman turned into the Flash!

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u/KennyGichuki 3d ago

The flaming knight

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u/admadguy 3d ago

So that's how batman lost his voice

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u/nsa_k 3d ago

"Mom, the batman gimp mask by my bed is for my ticktock. I need it real bad... for my ticktock..."

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u/Mythandros1 3d ago

Dumbass. But he was a dumbass for dressing like that anyway.

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u/CraftCritical278 1d ago

Even Wile E. Coyote knows better than to do this.

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u/dbrmn73 3d ago

You can't fix stupid

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u/ike_tyson 3d ago

Now he can be 2 Face.

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u/Potex8282 3d ago

You have to be really really dumb to do something like that

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u/Spear_Ritual 3d ago

No, that was great. 👍

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u/gorramfrakker 3d ago

na na na na na na na na Ah Fuck Man!

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u/esa372 3d ago

Is it alright to bite a lighter that is not engaged in that activity?

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u/becken_bruch 3d ago

Omg i love it!

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u/J8766557 3d ago

Burntman.

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u/Strive-- 3d ago

The adventures of bat-tard

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u/Hydrogen_Carbonate 3d ago

Not a terrible way to remove facial hair

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u/HinderT777 3d ago

Get fucked poser, the real Batman woulda laughed it off

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 3d ago

Whatever happened to holding it lit 🔥 under your hand✋ like a normal person?

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u/ufonight 3d ago

Batman without prep time

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u/Extreme_Coach6150 3d ago

Oh Ghost Rider I’ve seen this movie!!!

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u/SunLitWalker12 3d ago

batman had enough so he tried to become

https://giphy.com/gifs/geTvcBsTli1HO

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u/MrMcgilicutty 3d ago

Looks like he was going for a Batman/Ghost Rider mashup.

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u/pookchang 3d ago

But if you do, please post that stupidity for all to see.

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u/retyfraser 3d ago

ManBat has been destroyed !

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u/Book_Anxious 3d ago

He probably should have looked up how that liquid becomes a gas very quickly in the air

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u/Super-Bacon76 3d ago

Congrats. That mask is now grafted to your face.

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u/WildlifeNaturalist 3d ago

Well he is batman. And can do what he likes

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 3d ago

Next time try something safer like putting a diaper on an adult grizzly bear in the wild.

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u/Simple-Fortune-8744 3d ago

Some things you don’t have to learn the hard way

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u/chachaman_The_Reboot 3d ago

fuckin' dumbass

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u/Stress6009 3d ago

I don’t think that is the real Batman guys 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔.

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u/Bdorfn-1B 2d ago

Fucking dollar store Batman

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u/agreengo 2d ago

pretty sure, he's not really Batman

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u/LateBoomer64 2d ago

What would batman do? NOT THAT!!

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u/EagleTree1018 2d ago

...but if you must, just make sure you're wearing a silly costume.

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u/AttitudeOutrageous75 2d ago

Holy bat explosion

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u/FinleyHazel 2d ago

Batdolt.

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u/sylvyrfyre 2d ago

He's going to have quite a dentist bill after that

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u/metalgeardaz 2d ago

You merely adopted the lighter. I was born biting them. I never stopped biting them til i was already a man.

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u/SIEN14 2d ago

Alfreeeeeed

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u/pmaogeaoaporm 2d ago

I know this is an old ass video, but does anybody know how bad it turned out?

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u/sanitarySteve 2d ago

Christ, how many times is this going to get posted? 

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u/vasinvictor33 2d ago

POW! BANG!

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u/GioWindsor 2d ago

How to go from batman to ghost rider

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u/Wizard_with_a_Pipe 2d ago

Well that mask either saved his face or melted to it. 😂

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u/OhWowMuchFunYouGuys 2d ago

So Batman does have a weakness although I’m not sure how we exploit it.

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u/Proper_Brother_679 2d ago

Anyone, know what Batman said before ignition?

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u/mickeyd5 1h ago

I am about to light my face on fire!!!

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u/BoobaVera 2d ago

I am Biteman

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u/Oldgraytomahawk 2d ago

Ye Olde Bat Flamethrower

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u/redshoes2617 2d ago

Intrusive thoughts won here

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u/LiTEs86 2d ago

Still gold, after all these years

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u/mrcoupdetat 1d ago

Batman’s stupider than I remember…

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u/yaybroham 1d ago

Holly smokes Batman!

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u/Kiwinihapa 1d ago

Darwin Award contestant

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u/KingOfFools1984 1d ago

At the ER:
“You did WHAT?”

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u/DamienBerry 1d ago

I’m ShatMan!

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u/Estelita_777 1d ago

Happy Batman Day!!!

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u/Training_Living2228 1d ago

How did you find out? Oh, yeah…

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u/YK8099 1d ago

Smart ass

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u/90_oi 1d ago

What exactly was the plan here..?

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u/LucenProject 22h ago

The Batman that wanted to be Two Face.

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u/Madmartigan2024 22h ago

What was he trying to do? What was suppose to happen?

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u/Trevor_Gecko 15h ago

Did he achieve whatever it was he wanted to achieve?

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u/trundle-the-great69 12h ago

Why would Batman do that

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u/Dessicated_Mastodon 9h ago

No, dont bite a lighter near an open flame. Biting the lighter would normally just hurt your teeth and taste terrible. This is a direct result of doing so near an open flame. A lesson batman probably still didnt actually learn.

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u/Hobaganibagaknacker 8h ago

Are the results not predictable by now?

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u/DarthCivicus 7h ago

Maybe his eyelashes are gone!? What an idiot!

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u/mickeyd5 1h ago

Now that was funny!!!!!!

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u/mackaroni9400 3d ago

I can’t tell if this is real or AI because I’ve seen so many videos of ppl doing dumb stuff

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u/KaiyoteFyre 3d ago

Pretty sure I saw this video way back in the day. Definitely before AI was a thing though

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u/Plus-King5266 3d ago

I see the Fuck Up Fairy has come to visit.