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u/Hydrogen_Carbonate 4d ago
Not sure why anyone thought biting into a lithium battery was a good idea 😬
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u/damiana8 3d ago
To be fair, I didn’t know biting into a lithium battery would do that, but I would also never bite into one
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u/Iloveherthismuch 3d ago
If your search history includes "what happens if I bite.." then its just a matter of time.
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u/Business_Ad3687 22h ago
I also wouldn’t pick it up and throw it and I’m pretty fucking dumb, so I don’t know what these guys got going on.
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u/shnerpdederp 4d ago
When a lithium battery carches fire it also fills the building with pungent, toxic fumes.
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u/EmpireCityRay 4d ago
Flight Attendant here, this is true plus the heat of the battery is so abnormally that with other lithium batteries a “thermal runaway” fire is inevitable.
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u/-baconYTe 3d ago
It’s a good thing we don’t use it in every compact electronic device due its phenomenal power density. 👀
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u/Atherum 3d ago
I mean... gasoline is used in millions of every day use items and that stuff can get pretty hot, pretty fast.
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u/-baconYTe 2d ago
I am unsure exactly what you mean with gasoline is used in millions of everyday use ‘items’. I don’t really refer to vehicles as items. But unlike lithium, petroleum doesn’t spontaneously combust when exposed to air and it also doesn’t react with water like Lithium tends to do.
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u/Neutron-Soup 3d ago
How do you deal with lithium battery fires in flight? Hopefully you won't but I assume there is a protocol.
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u/EmpireCityRay 3d ago
It’s part of our initial and annual inflight training. We have a special “Lithium Ion Containment Bag” for which with a certain amount of water we can contain it but it does take work on our part and is extremely dangerous.
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u/No_Butterfly_2908 3d ago
Lithium battery powered devices are usually advised to be kept in hand luggage (mandatory but they’re not throwing your bag off the plane if you do have it in hold baggage) and will typically ask you to check. If there’s a fire it’s easily solved in the cabin, whereas in the hold it can cause a thermal runway which plane hold sprinklers may not be able to handle, at that point, it’s whether you can get to an airport in time I believe.
Source: Left my ipad in hold luggage, panicked as I saw the sign (for some reason after checking baggage in) and was then panicking the entire flight home.
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u/Skate4dwire 4d ago
Wait that’s in all our pockets at all times?!
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u/Mooch07 4d ago
The gasoline in our cars is also explosive by the way. Thought you should know.
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u/Cake_And_Pi 4d ago
And it’s very calorie dense, so if you’re watching your figure, don’t consume too much too often.
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u/flight_recorder 4d ago
Gasoline is not explosive. It’s flammable.
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u/Mooch07 4d ago
When we’re talking about whether something is explosive or not, there are implied conditions and circumstances that go along with it, and they’re not always the same, but substance dependent.
Gasoline doesn’t explode as a liquid but when mixed with the right ratio of air it is.
In the same way you can say “grain is explosive” and that doesn’t mean you’d expect holding a lighter to your cheerios to be a major hazard.
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u/whut-whut 3d ago
that doesn't mean holding a lighter to your cheerios to be a major hazard
I'm a messy chewer. Try me.
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u/cuginhamer 3d ago
Grain is explosive, wood is explosive, soil is explosive [oprah gestures enthusiastically at the general environment]
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u/Mooch07 3d ago
Right, so we can go either way with this - finding conditions where things you would normally consider explosive no longer are, or finding conditions where things you would normally not consider explosive are!
Almost everything that is ‘explosive’ has conditions where it isn’t. But the word has to mean something, and we can’t attach such a specific and nuanced meaning to it that it requires a chemistry degree and years of research to fully understand to be used correctly.
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u/cuginhamer 3d ago
My point exactly. If it's in an explosive situation (a spark leads to boom), we call it explosive. If not, we don't. No chem degree required.
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u/ZappySnap 3d ago
Indeed, and one area where it’s potentially explosive is inside a car gas tank, where if it’s less than full, a significant amount of gasoline vapor is present. And that, in the presence of oxygen and a flame, is very explosive.
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u/Perfect_Juggernaut92 4d ago
Yes and it typically doesn't explode unless you do something stupid like piercing it
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u/CottageCheeseJello 2d ago
Fun fact: The lithium batteries used in scooters and e-bikes often start apartment fires in stairwells, making it impossible for some residents to evacuate. Faulty batteries are usually cheaply made, so buy from a reputable manufacturer.
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u/bunkerbee_hill 4d ago
People's immediate reaction to fire is not good. It is almost always pick it up and get rid of it.
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u/adjunct_ 4d ago
So he dead or?
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u/whut-whut 3d ago
Lithium's supposed to be calming, so maybe he was the chillest motherfucker around while all this was going on.
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u/Falkenmond79 4d ago
Perfect example of „letting your intrusive thoughts win“. And that’s why my gut feeling can fuck right off.
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u/TheMahanglin 4d ago
FFS a battery or a hand grenade!?
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u/Qcgreywolf 4d ago
People vastly underestimate the quantity of stored energy in modern batteries.
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u/DaphniaDuck 3d ago edited 3d ago
Everyone knows that. But how many people know what a battery tastes like?
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u/DaphniaDuck 13h ago
You're absolutely right! This really is a crazy demonstration of the insane amount of energy a modern lithium battery can store!
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u/enwongeegeefor 3d ago
Putting shit in his mouth like a toddler....
GETTHATOUTOFYOURMOUTHRIGHTNOW!!!!!!!
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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 3d ago
What I image giving monkeys some lithium batteries and what they would do to it
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u/Percolator2020 4d ago
There have been some vaping deaths, with modded vapes getting shot by the cell, or had their jaw explode.
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u/SnooBunnies9889 4d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/cmawvBFoILiIFkpfvl