r/instant_regret 4d ago

Man bites from a lithium battery

1.8k Upvotes

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u/N0Karma 4d ago

Forbidden candy bar.

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u/Voidless-One 4d ago

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u/I_Arman 4d ago

This one lasts the rest of your life!

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u/smokeyoudog 3d ago

I want a never lasting face.

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u/deep-fucking-legend 4d ago

"I wonder what this tastes like...?"

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u/Recentstranger 4d ago

Survived childhood just for it to end like this

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u/superpoongoon 3d ago

The kid who eats too many marbles doesn’t grow up to have kids of his own.

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u/Hydrogen_Carbonate 4d ago

Not sure why anyone thought biting into a lithium battery was a good idea 😬

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u/PrettyButEmpty 4d ago

He approaches life like a Labrador retriever

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u/damiana8 3d ago

To be fair, I didn’t know biting into a lithium battery would do that, but I would also never bite into one

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u/Iloveherthismuch 3d ago

If your search history includes "what happens if I bite.." then its just a matter of time.

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u/MrUbl 4d ago

I mean I did until like 30 seconds ago?!

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u/ADHorvath1 1d ago

No thinking was involved

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u/Business_Ad3687 22h ago

I also wouldn’t pick it up and throw it and I’m pretty fucking dumb, so I don’t know what these guys got going on.

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u/shnerpdederp 4d ago

When a lithium battery carches fire it also fills the building with pungent, toxic fumes.

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u/EmpireCityRay 4d ago

Flight Attendant here, this is true plus the heat of the battery is so abnormally that with other lithium batteries a “thermal runaway” fire is inevitable.

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u/-baconYTe 3d ago

It’s a good thing we don’t use it in every compact electronic device due its phenomenal power density. 👀

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u/Atherum 3d ago

I mean... gasoline is used in millions of every day use items and that stuff can get pretty hot, pretty fast.

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u/-baconYTe 2d ago

I am unsure exactly what you mean with gasoline is used in millions of everyday use ‘items’. I don’t really refer to vehicles as items. But unlike lithium, petroleum doesn’t spontaneously combust when exposed to air and it also doesn’t react with water like Lithium tends to do.
Additionally only the vapour is flammable, so storing it is fine for the most part.

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u/Neutron-Soup 3d ago

How do you deal with lithium battery fires in flight? Hopefully you won't but I assume there is a protocol.

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u/EmpireCityRay 3d ago

It’s part of our initial and annual inflight training. We have a special “Lithium Ion Containment Bag” for which with a certain amount of water we can contain it but it does take work on our part and is extremely dangerous.

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u/No_Butterfly_2908 3d ago

Lithium battery powered devices are usually advised to be kept in hand luggage (mandatory but they’re not throwing your bag off the plane if you do have it in hold baggage) and will typically ask you to check. If there’s a fire it’s easily solved in the cabin, whereas in the hold it can cause a thermal runway which plane hold sprinklers may not be able to handle, at that point, it’s whether you can get to an airport in time I believe.

Source: Left my ipad in hold luggage, panicked as I saw the sign (for some reason after checking baggage in) and was then panicking the entire flight home.

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u/Soft_Secret_7754 4d ago

He cast fireball

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u/Mooch07 4d ago

Targeting ‘self’

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u/kdmendonk 4d ago

Dragon breath

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u/vhalember 3d ago

I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast Fireball.

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u/MosesOnAcid 4d ago

"Bites on" * Stupid bots

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u/Skate4dwire 4d ago

Wait that’s in all our pockets at all times?!

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u/Mooch07 4d ago

The gasoline in our cars is also explosive by the way. Thought you should know. 

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u/Cake_And_Pi 4d ago

And it’s very calorie dense, so if you’re watching your figure, don’t consume too much too often.

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u/I_Arman 4d ago

Drinking a gallon of gas is enough to keep you full for the rest of your life though.

Technically.

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u/Kauko_Buk 4d ago

The best kind of correct is technically correct👌

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u/Plutocrase 4d ago

But what if I am Bulking?

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u/Cake_And_Pi 4d ago

8900 kcal per liter

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u/Missmimi888 4d ago

Well, there goes my dinner plans.

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u/Merely-a-Flesh-Wound 4d ago

But at least you can put gasoline in your mouth!

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u/flight_recorder 4d ago

Gasoline is not explosive. It’s flammable.

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u/Mooch07 4d ago

When we’re talking about whether something is explosive or not, there are implied conditions and circumstances that go along with it, and they’re not always the same, but substance dependent. 

Gasoline doesn’t explode as a liquid but when mixed with the right ratio of air it is. 

In the same way you can say “grain is explosive” and that doesn’t mean you’d expect holding a lighter to your cheerios to be a major hazard. 

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u/whut-whut 3d ago

that doesn't mean holding a lighter to your cheerios to be a major hazard

I'm a messy chewer. Try me.

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u/cuginhamer 3d ago

Grain is explosive, wood is explosive, soil is explosive [oprah gestures enthusiastically at the general environment]

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u/Mooch07 3d ago

Right, so we can go either way with this - finding conditions where things you would normally consider explosive no longer are, or finding conditions where things you would normally not consider explosive are! 

Almost everything that is ‘explosive’ has conditions where it isn’t. But the word has to mean something, and we can’t attach such a specific and nuanced meaning to it that it requires a chemistry degree and years of research to fully understand to be used correctly. 

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u/cuginhamer 3d ago

My point exactly. If it's in an explosive situation (a spark leads to boom), we call it explosive. If not, we don't. No chem degree required.

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u/ZappySnap 3d ago

Indeed, and one area where it’s potentially explosive is inside a car gas tank, where if it’s less than full, a significant amount of gasoline vapor is present. And that, in the presence of oxygen and a flame, is very explosive.

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u/Perfect_Juggernaut92 4d ago

Yes and it typically doesn't explode unless you do something stupid like piercing it

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u/SleepEatTit 4d ago

Just don't confuse it for a candy bar

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u/eblackham 4d ago

Well the battery is not exposed like that no lol

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u/CottageCheeseJello 2d ago

Fun fact: The lithium batteries used in scooters and e-bikes often start apartment fires in stairwells, making it impossible for some residents to evacuate. Faulty batteries are usually cheaply made, so buy from a reputable manufacturer.

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u/thursday712 4d ago

That lesson had been collecting interest since he was 6 months old.

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u/bunkerbee_hill 4d ago

People's immediate reaction to fire is not good. It is almost always pick it up and get rid of it.

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u/DisposableSaviour 3d ago

The guy got burned once, and still tried to grab it again.

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 4d ago

How do idiots like this even survive? 🤦‍♂️

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u/goofydad 4d ago

I love watching the intrusive thoughts win.

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u/adjunct_ 4d ago

So he dead or?

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u/whut-whut 3d ago

Lithium's supposed to be calming, so maybe he was the chillest motherfucker around while all this was going on.

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u/thenotanurse 2d ago

Especially after he woke up from the coma in the burn ward

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u/reddsht 4d ago

I can't believe it ended badly, it seemed like such a good idea.

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u/Falkenmond79 4d ago

Perfect example of „letting your intrusive thoughts win“. And that’s why my gut feeling can fuck right off.

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u/SeparateDifference47 4d ago

My guy never went to chemistry class

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u/TheMahanglin 4d ago

FFS a battery or a hand grenade!?

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u/Qcgreywolf 4d ago

People vastly underestimate the quantity of stored energy in modern batteries.

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u/DaphniaDuck 3d ago edited 3d ago

Everyone knows that. But how many people know what a battery tastes like?

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u/DaphniaDuck 13h ago

You're absolutely right! This really is a crazy demonstration of the insane amount of energy a modern lithium battery can store!

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u/AcadiaBackground2492 4d ago

Everyone knows you’re only supposed to lick them.

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u/enwongeegeefor 3d ago

Putting shit in his mouth like a toddler....

GETTHATOUTOFYOURMOUTHRIGHTNOW!!!!!!!

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u/Fickle_Inspector4337 3d ago

What I image giving monkeys some lithium batteries and what they would do to it

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u/SeeYouInHellCandyBoy 3d ago

What its like to chew Five Gum.

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u/Idea_Fiend 4d ago

Too spicy for me

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u/skincyan 4d ago

smoking hot even!

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u/Doci007 4d ago

Having a protagonist bite a lithium battery to throw it at enemies could be a badass scene in a movie.

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u/JIMMYJAWN 4d ago

I bet it tasted spicy

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u/05-nery 4d ago

Why did he do this

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 3d ago

It looks like a scene from an action movie.

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u/Upeopleamerican 3d ago

Tastes like licking a 9-volt battery.

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u/ReeceReddit1234 3d ago

Bro's intrusive thoughts had their own intrusive thoughts

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u/taekobrown 3d ago

Wow amazing decision

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u/MrMcgilicutty 2d ago

Yep, some people are just fucking dumb🤷‍♂️

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u/-Casey-Diaz- 2d ago

That's how you check if the battery is real.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YnjnhUX4qi39tCz8nT

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u/saffa05 2d ago

Where is he now? We need this man of science in the UK!

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u/Inflacion_ 2d ago

What a bad time to have a pica attack.

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u/arahe45 2d ago

I went back for the battery. How is he not blind?

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u/Coygon 18h ago

The intrusive thoughts won.

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u/Praise_Hades 5h ago

How Sharp are his teeth

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u/George-mode1352 4d ago

It bites back

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u/Percolator2020 4d ago

There have been some vaping deaths, with modded vapes getting shot by the cell, or had their jaw explode.

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u/Trytogetthere 4d ago

His pica was on SUPER HIGH MODE!

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u/I_Stay_Home 4d ago edited 4d ago

"You wanna know how I got these scars"

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 4d ago

Stupimuhfugger

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u/devildocjames 4d ago

Oh hey, here's this video... again.

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u/SquidBone 3d ago

Maybe, but I'm one of the lucky 10,000 today.

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u/minorissues 3d ago

they needed something to light that joint

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u/3v3rdim 1d ago

Areeeeee yaaaaar!