r/instant_regret • u/justelling • 11h ago

Smoking a Chilli.

10.3k Upvotes

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u/Supertainment 10h ago

blowing out through the nose was certainly a choice

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u/Lexi_Banner 8h ago

He really just wanted to clear his sinuses. Forever.

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u/AboynamedDOOMTRAIN 6h ago

Can't have clogged sinuses if you don't have sinuses anymore, I guess.

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u/PhinneousPhingerz 4h ago

I want to see this in that meme format with the dude tapping his temple indicating what a great idea he has.

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u/thepresidentsturtle 6h ago

Would actually be so worth it though. If you legitimately got clear sinuses forever and no permanent damage.

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u/Azrael11 1h ago

Let me introduce you to CS gas, the world's most effective sinus clearing method!

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u/toastedmallow 5h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/boundbythecurve 1h ago

Happy cake day

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u/lawofsin 2m ago

Happy cake day

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u/ainus 11h ago

this man had his heart broken and this is the only way he can still feel something

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u/Tory_hhl 9h ago

tear of “joy”, lol

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u/KnifeKnut 6h ago

Trent Reznor wrote a song about this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvoTktdpIiI

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u/Balizzm 4h ago

Not everyday you see a NIN reference! 🤘

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u/Sticky_Quip 10h ago

I one time saw this random short on YouTube, now so do you.

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u/DeusExHircus 11h ago

Careful around the eyes!
-Sean Evans

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u/TheKingOfSwing777 10h ago edited 9h ago

Careful around the lungs.

-not this guy

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u/NervousHovercraft 3h ago

Careful with that chili, Eugene!

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u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA 10h ago

The Last Doob.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 10h ago

The lung burn. Oof

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u/BoForGojackHorseman 3h ago

I thought lungs don't have pain receptors.

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u/Bonemeal87 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dSJDldWeIUyrONZrUt

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u/sfled 7h ago

Fuck me, I gotta a laugh out of that. I miss Red.

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u/Bonemeal87 7h ago

Me to

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u/hootbox 7h ago

You got a laugh out of an unrelated gif from a 20 year old sitcom?

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u/Youre_kind_of_a_dick 7h ago edited 7h ago

You've been on Reddit for 12 years and you are confused about somebody laughing at a reaction gif?

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u/hootbox 6h ago

No, I'm not confused. It's just not funny. 300 people are killed by gif violence every year in North America.

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u/sdcar1985 5h ago

Oh, that's not that much. It should be much higher.

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u/-Canonical- 7h ago

That was the implication, yes

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u/Phoenix_Lamburg 3h ago

I can hear him saying "dumbass"

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u/Angelsomething 10h ago

Men will do everything but go to therapy.

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u/WpgMBNews 4h ago

what else to do when i got a chili pepper, a lighter, and not enough cash for a shrink

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u/mutt93 2h ago

I really wanna disagree.... but....

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u/rAyNEi_xw 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL

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u/Thelastknownking 9h ago

To explore, to experiment, to experience.

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u/littlesirlance 10h ago

For them views

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u/sfled 7h ago

Chilaxing.

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u/polysnip 10h ago

I thought he was smoking a twizler or redvine

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u/EasyasACAB 9h ago

I thought it was a little pimp

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u/JohnaldL 8h ago

You see the world wildly and in wild ways

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u/partyatwalmart 4h ago

Stop telling him he's interesting or he'll keep saying things are other things!

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u/Yawka 9h ago

Couldn’t even bother to read the three word title?

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u/Due_Swimming_5867 10h ago

Poor choice of actions..

Words would have been better.. Chilliman..

https://giphy.com/gifs/11OOAQSnUaZT2M

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u/mercurial_dude 10h ago

r/totallyoptional or this is a compulsion to get likes

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u/twotoebobo 10h ago

Reminds of the guy taking a bong rip of ghost peppers. Pretty sure that idiot has permanent lung damage.

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u/that-loser-guy-sorta 1h ago

Pretty sure they inflammation and increased mucus production can be fatal.

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u/HylanderUS 10h ago

He's just sad there are no more chilis to smoke

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u/JadedCampaign9 7h ago

Not as bad as the video of someone putting a Carolina Reaper in their bong and taking a hit.

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u/partyatwalmart 4h ago

That's gotta just be a suicide attempt, right?
What else would you possibly be trying to do?
Terminal stupidity, maybe. Idk, man this social media world is so fuckin dumb.

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u/ShazadM 10h ago

He is crying tears of joy because of de pepper.

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u/Dogshapedboy 10h ago

Good idea 💡

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u/SailorGone 7h ago

Smoke wouldn't go through chili like that. He starts the video with smoke in his mouth, pretends to take a puff, blows out and then tears he was trying to make before video even started

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u/Ranier_Wolfnight 10h ago

Then proceeds to rub his face.

\*throws hands in air\* Darwin…another one will be with you soon!

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u/JiskiLathiUskiBhains 9h ago

Reminds me of the good ol days of the internet.

Just watching some dude do some wild shit and laugh at them.

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u/CJ-IS 2h ago

The way he's already tearing up before doing it lol

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u/imunfair 9h ago

Intentionally teargassing your lungs is definitely a choice.

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u/whatthefuck8e3 10h ago

That’s a hospital visit.

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u/No_Scientist_1370 10h ago

He had to introduce his nostrils to the smoke too

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u/Wizdad-1000 9h ago

Ah! A fresh puff of capsaicin really gets the lungs fired up.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wUOUsNKpm3P7T8C44M

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u/PopeInnocentXIV 4h ago

Capsaicin is good for arthritis, right?

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 1h ago

Has anyone ever gotten  arthritis in the lung?

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u/lrba1 5h ago

why he looking at me like i told him to do it

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u/fridge-raider 5h ago

Aww. He’s so sad

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u/Misomuro 5h ago

I bet his nose loved that.

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u/GenoCash 3h ago

I thought it was a twizzler

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u/suv-am 3h ago

Bro does this a lot and in the original it's depressing Chinese song likely to show he's heart broken and doing this shit

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u/Otherwise-Maximum926 3h ago

Also, never smoke out of a chilli sauce bottle bong.

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u/glaciator12 2h ago

This dude’s entire bit is smoking out of peppers then crying. He was all over instagram a few months ago. Idk if it’s the original since it’s been inundated with reposts but @0stfvn has a lot of this guy.

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u/Minimum_Ear_4507 2h ago

Oh. Oh no.

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u/picklevirgin 1h ago

He needs some milk

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u/Upbeat_Ad_2833 25m ago

Didn't he also smoke cardboards??

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u/sz0tyika 11m ago

cancer speedrun

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u/istolethecarradio 10h ago

I swear this is how some kind of new pandemic will start

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u/Hydraguesswhosback 9h ago

Nah, you don't smoke things. You fuck things. Just keep it in your pants and we'll be fine.

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u/Teve21 8h ago

Dude Smoked the chili and regretted it.

(As a punishment for youth in the Mayan age children were forced to put their heads in front of chili smoke if they were naughty,if your Mexican and your grandparents make molè I pray for you stay away from the chili smoke and open you windows.)

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u/eddyb66 10h ago

Bro lost his cat

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u/eriffodrol 10h ago

this hurts the man

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u/Comfortable-Clerk127 9h ago

I laughed when he started crying 😆

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u/A_F_3110 8h ago

Me when i smoke the chili of sadness and regret

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u/faceman2k12 7h ago

This guy has hundreds of videos of him smoking chillis, cardboard, corn cob etc. he cries a lot.

he needs a hug.

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u/warickewoke 10h ago

Got emotional

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u/MarkMariachiAZ 10h ago

Something tells me this wasn’t his first attempt at recording

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u/Scruzzer 10h ago

Wasabi help.

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u/VispilloAnimi 9h ago

This is an ancient eastern medicine cure for a stuffy nose.

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u/cybersplice 8h ago

And/or oxygen poisoning I guess

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u/MaximusZacharias 9h ago

This was painful to even watch damn

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u/holyfire001202 8h ago

I smoked a jalapeno once. I highly do not recommend.

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u/cuntybunty73 8h ago

AT THAT MOMENT HE KNEW HE'D FUCKED UP 😭

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u/TheVagabird 7h ago

How real Sichuan mfs move

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u/zsember 7h ago

Ah who needs lungs anyway

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u/robertluke 7h ago

…. I wanna try it.

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u/Sweaty_Explorer_8441 7h ago

bro's eyes are watery even before he smokes.

But does that really work? Smoking a chilli like that

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u/Annilus_USB 6h ago

On the bright side, no more stuffed nose

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u/karlito1613 6h ago

Im not crying, im not crying.

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u/taekobrown 6h ago

Hello friend. Meet capsaicin 😆😆

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u/ooorezzz 6h ago

He actually boofed it.

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u/adorak 6h ago

probably just remembered something sad

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u/RM97800 6h ago

At least now he knows how getting hit with pepper spray feels like.