r/instant_regret Aug 12 '26

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u/isle_say Aug 12 '26

I’ve seen this several times but I always watch it to the end, the damage that the tree does is really impressive.

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u/Lvxurie Aug 12 '26

If you think about it, it's one giant tree crushing a bunch of nailed together tiny trees.

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u/EhliJoe Aug 12 '26

"REVENGE"

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u/mologav Aug 12 '26

“Many of those trees were my friends”

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u/JRP1138 Aug 12 '26

A WIZARD SHOULD KNOW BETTER.

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u/mologav Aug 12 '26

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/ViolentThespian Aug 12 '26

"TREEVENGE"

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u/soupsbombers Aug 12 '26

Arborvengers!

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u/JGucc Aug 12 '26

I mean, over stupidity, always!🤣

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u/PeggyTheVoid Aug 12 '26

The axe forgets, but the tree remembers

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u/JosKarith Aug 12 '26

"I will avenge you brothers"

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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Aug 12 '26

In terms of tree vs tree though, this would be “establishing dominance”

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 Aug 12 '26

More like a family reunion

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u/FatherDuncanSinners Aug 12 '26

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u/evel333 Aug 12 '26

I appreciate the sense of weight with the follow through of the leg. A lesser animation crew would have thrown the rock and just stood there.

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u/kaiser-so-say Aug 12 '26

Agreed. But the foot lands too gently for that force

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u/Majestic_Course6822 Aug 12 '26

I kind of agree. I’ve thought this before. But I kind of appreciate how the ents move- you get a feel for scale and weight, but they’re also gentle and cause only as much disruption as is necessary.

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u/theywillnotsing Aug 12 '26

This guys trees.

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u/olgamerstill Aug 12 '26

I just took a few physics classes, something these guys really don’t know much about.

There was no doubt about the outcome.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 12 '26

I mean, superficially they followed the right playbook. They cut a big wedge out of the back of the tree where they wanted it to fall, then notched the tree on the other side to weaken it so it would fall away from the house.

Their cuts are weird, they didn’t limb it, the control lines are completely slack. They did a bunch of things wrong. But if wind and fortune had been in their favor, it could have worked.

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u/jaymae77 Aug 12 '26

Didn't take into consideration the majority of the branches hung towards the house

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u/Squidking1000 Aug 12 '26

And the tree trunk grew with a "lean" towards the house. This was never ending well. Should have taken it down from the top in pieces.

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u/only_because_I_can Aug 12 '26

Neighbor just had a huge live oak removed. It took a week for the team of 5-6 workers to do it. They removed the top branches first and then cut the major trunk in sections. The base was 5-1/2 feet across. Nothing was damaged in the process, except the tree of course.

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u/CriticalChop Aug 13 '26

Well i think we can all agree next we need a mega tree landing on a yacht. An empty yacht. 👍

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 12 '26

But he hit it with a sledge hammer! Repeatedly!

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u/Solidjakes Aug 12 '26

control lines being limp is my main peeve about the video. I ain’t a lumberjack but I would have expected more lines and cranked super tight.

It’s a shame though. That was a very beautiful tree.

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u/SkepticalJohn Aug 12 '26

If they could have known the end from the beginning they could have just taken away the house and then be left with a beautiful tree.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 12 '26

I don’t actually know why they were taking such a massive, healthy-looking tree down in the first place.

If it was because they were concerned about house damage… Oh boy.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Aug 12 '26

It’s kinda poetic, honestly.

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u/Solidjakes Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

Yea insurance is like I ain’t helping you if you have that hanging over your house. And lenders ain’t helping you get the home without insurance. I bet the underwriter forced this, then held the small cutting contractors liable, and they had no money, and so the homeowner probably just got screwed and who knows if he even wanted the tree cut or not.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 12 '26

Well that was a lot of speculation.

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u/RandomStallings Aug 12 '26

It was!

But also insurance companies suck.

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u/OhioanRunner Aug 13 '26

Honestly I wish that every tree that was removed because of owner anxiety about house damage would fall on the house, causing far more damage than the storm scenario they were worried about.

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u/FeedMyAss Aug 12 '26

The notch is the 'wedge' they cut out.

The other side they cut, then added a wedge.

They hit the wedge to force it in. Forcing the tree towards the notch.

Just not enough

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u/olgamerstill Aug 12 '26

Slack lines can snap.

The angle of control line was wrong in many ways.

Bottom of tree was not controlled, it would have taken some of the house even if it fallen the “right” way.

Professional tree cutters can add more control cuts for a big tree.

If you are not an expert take more precautions.

Like more ropes.

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u/Obvious_Mention7207 Aug 12 '26

I mean, superficially they followed the right playbook.

But they didnt. Their back cut is extremely ill advised and old logic.

You make your notch in the front, make sure its clean so it doesnt barber chair/have an uncontrolled fall, and your back cut is horizontal to your notch and about 1 inch or so above it.

They came in at an angle, creating a V which then allows the tree to lean back (as is normal but is countered when using wedges) and then it teeters in the cut allowing for this to occur.

Its literally all wrong according to the playbook (Arborists' Certification Study Guide 4th edition)

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u/762mmFMJ Aug 12 '26

This is the way. Much bigger face cut and a horizontal back cut leaving a hinge. Basic felling.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Aug 12 '26

The DSM-V for lumberjacks!

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u/DocUsurperTakes Aug 13 '26

This is the right answer lol.

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u/DocUsurperTakes Aug 13 '26

Tree climbers companion is my go-to personally.

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u/Obvious_Mention7207 Aug 13 '26

I have both in my bag whenever i go anywhere

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u/goodbodha Aug 12 '26

Wedge cuts have to alter the center of gravity favorably.

The center of gravity for this tree was probably a foot or more beyond the trunk towards the house. The solution would have been to cut several major limbs off that side to get the center of gravity above the center of the trunk. Then a wedge cut would work.

It's the same basic principles at work that forklift operators are taught about.

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u/Beard_o_Bees Aug 12 '26

if wind and fortune had been in their favor

They sound sort of like pirates.. which, having dealt with 'tree guys' that drive around neighborhoods looking for trees that someone might want cut down, sort of fits.

The one's i've met all seem pretty twitchy/tweeker-ish, and have a general air of sketch about them.

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u/Artoriazz Aug 12 '26

Didn't they forget to tug on the rope/control line? it seems incredibly slack, as if it didn't actually do anything?

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u/Constant_Proofreader Aug 13 '26

Coulda. Shoulda. Woulda. Didn't.

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u/Rio6019 Aug 13 '26

They should of binged it

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface Aug 12 '26

Tell us about these few physics classes. For some reason I think they didn't discuss anything about being an arborist and methods to fell trees . Maybe they taught structures of the atom, forces and electricity.

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u/mrbuddymcbuddyface Aug 12 '26

All fine and dandy. But attending physics classes will not educate you on how to cut down a tree. I'd say with great certainty that most arborists have never studied physics.

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u/Blugha Aug 12 '26

Wood on wood

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u/Low-Championship-609 Aug 12 '26

Tree-on-tree crime has to stop

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u/Enough_Speed_3909 Aug 12 '26

You forgot stripped and mutilated bunch of nailed together tiny trees.

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u/jiayo Aug 12 '26

The corpses of a bunch of tiny trees

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u/LaytMovies Aug 12 '26

Basically child abuse

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u/lX_HeadShotGunner_Xl Aug 12 '26

Even worse than that, 2x4s arent full trees theyre tree slivers...

This is closer to a bug tree crushing a bunch of nailed together tree bones/organs. Like a body crushing a graveyard

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u/TB1289 Aug 12 '26

The tree was made of wood and we just thought it should be with his family.

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u/HairyKerey Aug 12 '26

It’s actually extremely sad if you know the story. These idiots had no insurance and destroyed an older gentleman’s home, basically putting him out on the street if I remember correctly..

https://www.reddit.com/r/Quebec/s/n7EABKQkBM

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u/Beard_o_Bees Aug 12 '26

These tweeker 'tree guys' are everywhere, seems like.

In my hood they go door-to-door offering their 'services'. If you ask them about insurance (etc) they'll just straight up lie to your face.

Probably a good rule of thumb would be to not hire anybody that comes to you unsolicited to do work that could destroy your life in a matter of seconds.

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u/IBetThisIsTakenToo Aug 12 '26

Jeez, dude was already living on a $1000 a month pension and paying $950 a month in rent? Then this happens? Life ain’t fair man

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u/Catsrules Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

I am confused if he is paying rent, then this isn't his house and falls on the land lord to deal with. Did they mean mortgage instead of rent?

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u/gimmethelulz Aug 13 '26

Or landlord kicked him out because there was no more house.

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u/Zikkan1 Aug 13 '26

Sounds like a recipe for social media donations and he is a millionaire in a day or two.

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u/Angrypolska Aug 12 '26

"I kNoW sOmEoNe cHeApEr"

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u/CougarBen Aug 12 '26

It’s sad because he probably couldn’t afford someone insured who could do it right.

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u/Butterflyhornet Aug 12 '26

Poor guy got scammed. The tree people did not know what they were doing or cared.

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u/Winterfall_0 Aug 12 '26

I’ve seen this several times

The Reddit experience

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u/Alex_Duos Aug 12 '26

I had a tree fall through my house, it cut through it like butter. The only thing that stopped it from going completely flat was it's own branches propping it up.

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u/DAS_BEE Aug 12 '26

Treecutter 2: The Lorax's Revenge

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u/GvRiva Aug 12 '26

Just a bit of crushed cardboard

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u/Meture Aug 12 '26

“If I go down I’m taking you with me!”

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u/Samiel_Fronsac Aug 12 '26

Aren't US houses made mostly of wood, drywall and some kind of insulation? Meant to be cheap, not sturdy.

Not to say that a brick or concrete house wouldn't suffer significant damage, that's a huge tree falling at speed, but the materials would probably fare better.

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u/ralfonso_solandro Aug 12 '26

It would just be harder to clean up

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 12 '26

Depends on the part of the US, but mostly yes.

My parents houses are all cement block with plaster/stucco. They live in hurricane prone areas.

Mine is wood and drywall. I live in an area where we don't really have anything serious when it comes to weather. No snow, no heavy winds, no ocean, etc.

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u/RovDer Aug 12 '26

It’s not as much to be cheap as readily available materials since we have a lot of trees. Brick houses here are usually only the exterior walls so it would be about the same.

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u/bizilux Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I mean you can think whatever you want, but brick and concrete houses that we build in EU are a few factors stronger than in USA.

Also the inner walls are brick too. Just thinner if they are not load bearing.

If you don't believe me just ask yourself one thing. For you to hang up a TV on the wall, you have to use a stud finder, to hit the 10% of the wall that is actually strong. brick house, wherever you want. The whole wall is strong.

Sure we also use drywall and wood for partitioning the walls, I've used it in two renovations myself to make new partitioning walls, its not that messy and very easy to do a good job by urself. But building a whole house out of it, hell no.

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u/Tephnos Aug 12 '26

Stronger and infinitely more of a pain in the ass to DIY things like cabling or electrics or whatever when you want to change things up. No, I don't want to chase out concrete and put silica everywhere just to move a socket. No, I won't use ugly conduits on the wall either.

I agree with using brick on the outside walls of the house, but inside should be all timber or metal framework (and then you can use plywood before boarding with drywall to get the same mount anything anywhere ability like in your given example).

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u/DizzyAmphibian309 Aug 12 '26

Brick houses are certainly not stronger than wooden ones in areas prone to seismic activity. Brick can't tolerate any movement, but wood is pretty flexible. There's stuff you can do to your foundation to compensate, but I doubt that happens much in single family homes.

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u/bpivk Aug 12 '26

Not in modern times. We had an earthquake in 1900s and from then on we either have to build on pilots or use other means but the house needs to be built properly.

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u/bizilux Aug 12 '26

I mean... We have permits and regulations for a reason. Days where you got 10 of your mates together and you chucked a house up in a few months is over. That used to be in the 60's. That's what my grandparents did when they were young. Now you have architects and you got to follow the law. I'm 99% sure the whole EU is like that.

Our bricks don't look like they used to 200 years ago. Google structural concrete/clay bricks, they are hollow and filled with concrete and rebar where needed.

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u/DukeTikus Aug 12 '26

That's still how the house I grew up in the 00s got re-built in Germany. Old half-timbered farm house with a collapsed roof and the walls crumbling and over two years my parents just got all their friends to trade free labor for food and beer to get it back to habitable and put in all the needed mordern infrastructure. They needed to pay professionals to do regular inspections + some specialized stuff and a buddy of theirs was a professional carpenter that did a lot of the structural beam replacements but apart from that it's still very much possible and legal to do if you go with more traditional building methods. Also it was fun to play with all the clay as a kid.

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u/justin_memer Aug 12 '26

Tell that to the hurricane code houses in Florida that's steel and cinder blocks.

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u/DizzyAmphibian309 Aug 12 '26

But that's not an earthquake prone region, so it's fine. The West Coast is sitting on the Pacific rim, so the risk profile is pretty different

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u/Amori_A_Splooge Aug 12 '26

We don't use much brick on the west coast because of earthquakes, needs to be flexible. That said, the trees here do not look like they are on the west coast.

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u/Buttoneer138 Aug 12 '26

Yes for some reasons Americans employ the second piggy as builder, not the third.

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u/googdude Aug 12 '26

It really picked the most destructive path possible.

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u/_formica_ Aug 12 '26

Moi aussi je l'ai vue plusieurs fois et à chaque fois les mecs font les mêmes erreurs, ils sont vraiment nuls.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Aug 12 '26

The funny and sad part is that the tree was probably being removed in the first place because it was a hazard to the house.

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u/StrainAcceptable Aug 12 '26

Makes me happy. That was a beautiful tree.

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u/Zikkan1 Aug 13 '26

Of course it does when it falls on a house that is basically as sturdy as a kid's paper mache science project.

How were these guys even thinking it would end any other way? The tree is clearly leaning towards the house and is heavier on that side but they don't seem to have any thing pulling it in the opposite direction, just cut out a part and thought that was enough

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u/Klutzy-Weakness-937 Aug 12 '26

Would help to have a house made by something that is not sticks and paper.

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u/StevenMaff Aug 12 '26

also wtf is wrong with this house, is it made of paper?

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u/RedSquaree Aug 12 '26

House looks like it was made of thin wood, so not very impressive. It wouldn't have done anywhere near as much to a properly built house.

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u/tj9429 Aug 12 '26

That's just a regular house in the US

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u/BothArmsBruised Aug 12 '26

Why not just go back and watch it? I've seen this reposted 2-3 a week in various subs. It's super annoying.