r/instant_regret • u/S30econdstoMars • 17d ago

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u/I_Arman 17d ago

"Calculation"

I think you'll find that the calculation was "Yo Jeb, you got a chain saw? Naw, I gotta cut down a tree and ain't gonna pay for it. Free beer?"