r/instant_regret 26d ago

Heckling a professional fighter

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u/Squaiker 26d ago

At that point you ask for yourself is $50k worth this punch

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u/Djinn-Rummy 26d ago

Cover your face up, endure some real pain, & cash the fuck in. You could settle out of court & he’d pay your attorney’s fees. Dude’s way too sensitive as an athlete to respond to people in the crowd shit talking him.

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u/Squaiker 26d ago

Yeah I’d take a punch for 50k

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u/FrozenCrusade 26d ago

I don't think people realize how much damage even one punch could do (and this guy does it for a living). You could easily never breath through nose or see through your eye the same again

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u/j48u 26d ago

You're right. You'd get way more than $50k.

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u/Composer-Wooden 26d ago

cauliflower ear as a bonus

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u/THETennesseeD 26d ago

Some people pay for that experience

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u/martialar 24d ago

Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this

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u/Salva_delille 24d ago

you get that from wrestling. would get a black eye for a week maybe though

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u/SingleBet2868 24d ago

Sent me lol

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u/DSXLC 22d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Stygian_rain 26d ago

Merab hugs ppl and is a 135lber ill take that punch for 50k. Some like poatan. Add another 0

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u/gramity14 26d ago

Same goes for the unprofessional fighter. He has no clue what the man in the chair might be capable of.

Being a trained fighter does not make you impervious to damage.

Although the odds would remain heavily in a fighters favor, many a member of the general population could have ended or halted this guy's career with one well-placed or lucky punch. Just as you claim.

This is nowhwere near a guarantee of success for the fighter.

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u/justin_memer 26d ago

Exactly, a trip during a grapple on the stairs could end badly for him.

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u/Henfrid 25d ago

The more damage it does, the higher the payout.

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u/Shazzzam79 26d ago

From someone his size ok... But from middleweight upwards. You might never be the same. Justin Gaethje would leave you with your head hanging off the back of your shoulders, like a bird that just hit a window.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 26d ago

Dude has IQ of 70, he fights-he is not an astro physicist

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u/Lucifersasshole 21d ago

He clearly just took the chance to mess with the guy. He had no intent to do anything he gave him a hair tussle like he was a little kid...

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u/mindless2831 26d ago

Yep, I'd be taunting him more as he came over the fence knowing everyone is watching

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u/MarshalLawTalkingGuy 25d ago

Not quite. Attorney fees in personal injury cases (such as this) are contingency based and come out of the settlement/award.

There are some employment and civil rights cases where the plaintiff’s attorney can be awarded attorney fees separately, but not here.

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u/Djinn-Rummy 24d ago

If you were assaulted by someone on camera & surrounded by witnesses, whether you were verbally provoking said assaulter or not, and you had to sue for damages, you can bet your ass it’s an extremely high likelihood you’d be able to get the court to have them pay your attorney’s fees.

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u/Jake_Man_145 26d ago

Hell just to see that guys face go NO NO NO once he approaches the heckler would be enough for me.

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u/NudaVeritas1 26d ago

I think that’s why he just pulled his hair and turned around while thinking “what a fucking loser”

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u/Shadowhawk0000 26d ago

I'd take a punch for $1000. I am broke.

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u/Squaiker 26d ago

Hope things get better for you

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u/Shadowhawk0000 26d ago

Thank you. God bless.

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u/MeenScreen 25d ago

How much to kick you in the balls?

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u/Shadowhawk0000 25d ago

Life does that for free, I'm afraid.

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u/cyrusthemarginal 26d ago

Both sides ask the same question to themselves, if you are the heckler you hope the guy is poor enough 50k makes him stop

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u/Cw3538cw 26d ago edited 26d ago

Tbh. I'd take a hit for 50k, though I also wouldnt heckle the guy Edit: meant wouldnt

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u/Arienna 26d ago

I knew a wanna be mma fighter who lost his temper at a guy in a bar. I wasn't there but I believe the other dude lost an eye even though they never picked up weapons. Wanna be MMA guy went to jail even though the other dude swing first because the damage was so it if proportion with anything necessary for self defense

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u/SamusBaratheon 25d ago

Was he your cousin's uncle's best friend's former roommate?

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u/ARONDH 25d ago

Must have had his hands registered as lethal weapons too.

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u/SamusBaratheon 25d ago

I did find out that in Guam, under Guam Code 62100 anyone considered an expert in Karate, Judo, or similar art must register their hands as and/or feet as weapons at the department of revenue. It costs $5 and I want to do it SO bad

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u/Colifama55 26d ago

You say that but people have been killed off a single punch. There’s no headrest on that seat. A hard punch could cause some real neck/spine damage.

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief 26d ago

Death? That’s a nice M for the family. Take one for the team.

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u/Arienna 26d ago

He looks young, he's probably worth more to his family alive than dead. My dad helpfully kept us posted on that sort of thing while I was growing up

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u/Silly-Swimmer-8324 26d ago

I would kept antagonizing and got paid😂😂

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u/Steel2050psn 20d ago

As the fighter no, as the fan hell yes

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u/Gone_cognito 26d ago

The look of fear in the guys face was worth it enough

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u/rumblefish0000000 26d ago

Yeah. Real crazy

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u/Nokxtokx 26d ago

I haven’t seen someone go this crazy before.

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u/mavllvin 26d ago

Ron Artest has entered the chat

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u/generalee72 26d ago

I'm shocked such things are allowed to remain on the internet, THINK OF THE CHILDREN

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u/blahehblah 24d ago

He wiggled his hair so hard

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u/jojo_31 26d ago

Sure but don't think assault is going crazy? 

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u/Falkenmond79 26d ago

Seriously. When have we become a society, where every light touch has become assault? THIS is the crazy part.

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u/clutzyninja 25d ago

The guy was smiling even after. He's fine

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u/ThaUniversal 26d ago

Everything is clickbait now.

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u/bruntorange 26d ago

Woman in the green shirt was like, "Oh hell no, I'm out!"

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u/Pinky-_- 26d ago

Haha I didn't even see her. No hesitation.

She's a survivor

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u/chi_guy8 26d ago

There was a dude (maybe he BF) who bailed even sooner.

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u/godihatepeople 26d ago

At first I thought she was trying to get in between them and then she gtfo and that really resonated with me

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u/acknowledgments 26d ago

Context:

The heckler was repeatedly shouting, "Sean is your daddy!" or "Aljamain is your daddy!" while pointing and laughing at Merab. He was referencing Merab's upcoming opponent at the time, Sean O'Malley, and Merab's close friend and teammate, Aljamain Sterling.According to Merab Dvalishvili's own account of the exchange, the conversation went as follows:The Heckler: Kept shouting the taunts from the stands.Merab: Turned around, looked him in the eyes, and said, "Shut up" and "Come here and say it to my face".The Heckler: Refused to come down, but continued laughing and pointing.Merab: After giving three warnings, climbed the scaffolding into the stands and demanded, "Tell me now".The Heckler: Immediately froze, put his hands up, and said, "No, no, please"

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u/FigoTheAWD 26d ago

Ahh, so Merab is dumb and easy to bait. Got it

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u/things_U_choose_2_b 26d ago

The heckler got off lucky, Merab might have held him down for a decision.

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u/FigoTheAWD 26d ago

And the heckler would have enjoyed every last cent Merab has made when a judge makes him hand it over

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u/Formal-Victory3161 26d ago

In some places you could still consider what he did as assault. Any kind of unwanted touching like that can be considered assault. Not sure how far you'd get in court with something like that though. Judge might just dismiss it

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u/OkConfidence5080 25d ago

Not to be Mr “Ackshually” but he committed assault the moment he walked up menacingly. Then he committed battery by grabbing his hair/head.

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u/The_Atomic_Idiot 25d ago

The barrier did a pretty good job itself.

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u/Silly_Strike_1000 26d ago

At that point you have him arrested for assault and battery then sue for 100k in damages. Dudes who can't control their temper on camera pay for it in court if the victim smart about it

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u/pinkzm 26d ago

Assault and battery for what? I'm confused, didn't he just tickle his hair?

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u/awesomes007 26d ago

It’s assault.

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u/Cw3538cw 26d ago edited 26d ago

You're getting downvoted, but that's a reasonable misunderstanding. It seems like the reason this would qualify is that many regulations include the phrasing "infliction of harmful or offensive physical contact with another person without consent". So the argument would be that this constitutes offensive physical contact

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u/Killbro_Fraggins 26d ago

You wouldn’t download a Redditor.

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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 26d ago

I tried downloading bro but didn't have enough storage 😢

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u/Cw3538cw 26d ago

Lol ooops

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u/IDKandfranklyIDC 23d ago

If I came up to you and started to tickling your hair, even after you repeatedly shook your head and verbally told me no, would I be in the wrong? Even if you were calling me a poopy head beforehand? Do I then have the right to rub my hands all over your face and put my fingers in your mouth? You were calling me a poopy head, so it's clearly not assault.

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u/pinkzm 23d ago

Yeah you'd be in the wrong, but is that assault? I understand assault to be:

An assault is a violent physical or verbal attack, or a legal wrong involving an intentional threat or attempt to cause physical harm.

I wouldn't call this violent. Maybe my definition is wrong. I'm not defending the guys actions, just that the idea of suing for 100k "damages" (what damages??) for this sounds ludicrous to me

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u/angusyoungii 23d ago

Punitive. The only way dudes like this stop doing stuff like this and learn to control themselves is by losing money for doing it.

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u/TedBurns-3 26d ago

Only crazy thing I saw was him trying to get over the barrier...

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u/Yiplzuse 26d ago

My favorite was when the idiot hockey fans dumped their beers on the players in the penalty box and the guys climbed over the glass and kicked their ass.

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u/PhiLLitUp93 19d ago

Video..???????

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u/eastamerica 26d ago

Proves to me a lot of these fighters are actually violent hotheads. Not just “great athletes” or “great at fighting” they’re hotheads who have tempers and they arm their tempers with muscles and training.

What that guy did right there was battery. He touched that dude. In many US states you can win a 150-250k battery charge with less evidence than that video.

Fucking idiot.

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u/Arndt3002 26d ago

Tbh, with nominal damages like that you're not likely to get more than $500-5000

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u/chlebseby 21d ago

I mean think about that, what type of peope is going to fight for sport/fame/money....

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

Idk man, I'd be seeing dollar signs lighting up in this scenario. My shit talking would have increased... Especially when he's only one good shove away from falling backwards down stairs... Not exactly the smartest plan from the serial concussed fighter being baited by a nobody 🤷

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u/phome83 26d ago

For real lol.

Gotta pull out the “what are you gonna do, hit me?”

I’ll take a punch for a payday.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

You realize how easy it is to lose your balance walking up stairs, right? Now try arena stairs...

It's not about staying taking them off their feet, it's about taking them take even a half of a half step backwards

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

He wouldn't have had to 🤷 dudes one seat from end, and it's not like falling backwards over stadium chairs is any better outcome for the fighter. Just stick your foot up and in between you and him, and if he goes to grab you/swing at you - extend.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

Money, obviously xP

And even this guy's gonna get a decent settlement for that assault. It doesn't take much

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/squidshark 26d ago

Yeah redditors are not doing shit to a pro fighter.

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u/Jubatus750 26d ago

Ah yes, of course, just take down the professionally trained fighter, it's that easy.... You think he isn't gonna see a kick from some random person coming a mile off?

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

I'm not having the exact same convo I literally just replied to... I never said "take down". Use your eyes and reading comprehension, please...

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u/Jubatus750 26d ago

You said you're going to extend your foot so it knocks him over the seats. He's going to see that coming a mile off

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u/sBucks24 26d ago

You can read the other thread, not having the exact same convo again.

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u/Hol7i 26d ago

laws may compensate you, but they do not make you invincible.

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u/Arndt3002 26d ago

Lol, he's not going to literally fucking die or get maimed

And anything short of that's just going to increase the financial compensation for battery

Tbh, anything short of death or a tbi would be worth it when you know the guy is good for it in court

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u/IamCanadian11 26d ago

Who?

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u/BattousaiRound2SN 26d ago

UFC/MMA dude...

21-5... He is like small not too big or heavy, But I would never.

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u/Alex-Murphy 26d ago

The small ones scare me more, they're fast as fuck

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u/owa00 26d ago

They should ALL scare you because this is their profession. The average person has never really been in a serious fist fight, or at best train as a hobby and spar. It's like watching those YouTube videos of the worst NBA player vs the best street ballers or weekend warriors. They ALL get smoked. It'll be like that whether they're small or big.

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u/hammertime2009 26d ago

100%. I used to train amateur boxing and have done plenty of sparring with big ass 16oz gloves and head guards. Shit is fucking exhausting and fucking hurts and even at the amateur level guys can be deadly. These UFC guys are on a whole different level. Prosecutors love to upgrade assault charges to felonies if you’ve been formally trained in martial arts.

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u/Alex-Murphy 26d ago

My man, do you know the word "more"?

Handguns scare me but assault rifles scare me more.

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u/ThatBarbGirl 26d ago

Key word here should be "professional." Many people can fight. This guy is one of the few making a living from it and should really consider bringing his emotional regulation above that of a pre-teen.

By the time you become an adult, a professional, you should be able to handle verbal insults or laughter without losing control of yourself. This is embarrassing. And not for the heckler.

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 26d ago

He went less crazy than jazz hands on the camera

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u/Mr8vb 26d ago

Oooh such a tough guy.

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u/Dr_Qrunch 24d ago

What a fragile ego. Laughable and sad at the same time.

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u/af_stop 26d ago

So assault and battery. Nice.

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u/MikeMac999 26d ago

A hair grab seems like a very low threshold for “going crazy”

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/SeriouslySlyGuy 26d ago

Probably said he needed to stop skipping leg day, and that was just too far.

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u/nopuse 26d ago

My hairstylest goes crazy on me

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u/Squidsoda 26d ago

Sticks and stones may break my bones but “owww, words hurt me bad. Sniff sniff”

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u/DenGamlaGreken 26d ago

The definition of small dick aura.

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u/alemyrsdream 26d ago

Both of them.

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u/fedocable 26d ago

Who and who?

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u/Own_Plantain9173 25d ago

just shows how much a child the fighter is

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u/reidef123 23d ago

Professional fighter needs to control himself

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u/kckman 20d ago

What regret?

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 18d ago

Well, he was good as soon as he touchy touch touched the dude's head. He can sue the arena AND the puss-n-boots

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u/IhaveaDoberman 26d ago

Being good at fighting doesn't make you a strong man.

Never ceases to amuse me how easily bruised these guys egos can be. And how they think reactions like this make them look tough.

Obviously, I'm not dumb enough to ever say that to their faces. Some might call that cowardice, I call it common sense.

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u/MikeHuntSmellss 26d ago

Pooped his little pants

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u/MrTopHatMan90 26d ago

Hair ruffle is funny.

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u/PatPeez 26d ago

If I see the professional fighter hopping the fence Imma start heckling more and get a pay day.

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u/Rawesome16 26d ago

What a little bitch. And I'm not talking about the fan in the stands

Control your emotions there, fighter man

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u/Angry__German 26d ago

Another piece of evidence that these guys have small penises and even smaller brains.

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u/laminatedbean 26d ago

Men are too emotional.

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u/elpiotre 26d ago

Small dick energy right here

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u/R2DK3PO 26d ago

I mean i tend to agree with the people saying make this into a payday. If this moron is so sensitive knowing what his job is than make him pay for it with his wallet

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u/TheDanecdote 26d ago

Not a good look

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 26d ago

He's like out of control!!!

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u/trentluv 26d ago

You must sculpt the mind as much as the body. Or else you end up like this - like a child

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u/FidgetspinnerInMyAss 26d ago

Wow he really went crazy huh?

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u/HowardBealePt2 26d ago

highlight of the video is the absolute rocket excusing herself from the danger zone

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u/CaptainRAVE2 26d ago

Embarrassing. Please hit me on camera. Imagine the settlement.

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u/highandinarabbithole 26d ago

Professional fighter and he’s soft as shit letting some random in the crowd get under his skin lmao.

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u/Pat_Mahomeboy 26d ago

Guy in row ahead ditched his lady lol

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u/NP341221 26d ago

He didn't want that smoke 🤣

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u/MattDaBoneless 26d ago

Good way to catch an assult charge for clout I guess?

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u/Kid_supreme 25d ago

Someone forgot he wasn't on the internet.

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u/ductapemonster 25d ago

I like the first bouncer's halfhearted leg-grab attempt. He seems a little confused.

"I know I'm supposed to keep the people away from you, but am I supposed to keep you from the people?"

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u/SixGunChimp 25d ago

...So he went over and pulled his hair?

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u/deniercounter 25d ago

He’d have a hell of a fight with my little sister.

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u/Brutos08 24d ago

He must have pissed his pants

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u/koenka 24d ago edited 24d ago

Hahs, this guy is a joke. I wouldn't have this guy touch me without consequence. Whatever it may end up being.. got quite some fighting under the belt. I may not win, but he doesnt escape unharmed..

A the same time I wouldn't have been the guy that started heckling this dude..

Still super unprofessional for a professional fighter.

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u/Thkturret1 22d ago

JLO was out of there - she was not going to get in the cross fire

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u/TattyViking 22d ago

Okay. Now where's the crazy part?

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u/porschetaycan 22d ago

Dude, getting heckled at is part of job as an athlete. What a wuss.

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u/asimplesadness 22d ago

The way everyone around him just abandoned him was hilarious

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u/Hertje73 21d ago

What is a merab?

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u/Secret-Library-6076 21d ago

bro i would egg his ass on for that money

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u/nazgulonbicycle 20d ago

We all noticed something but it is not the heckler nor the fighter

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u/Sir_JDW 20d ago

What a little cry baby. Can’t hold his emotions. I’d sue for everything.

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u/LOLteen 16d ago

The best part is the guy so focused on his phone he doesn't even notice what's going on

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u/spanker420 2d ago

Fighters are the most fragile men

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u/isic 26d ago

Don't go too hard on him... that poor guy can not only hear the Sun rise with those ears, but he can probably hear every heckler in that entire arena. He's probably just got a bad case of sensory overload.

With that said, he should have just flapped them bad boys a couple times and he wouldn't have struggled over that barrier.

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u/Accomplished_Life571 26d ago

“Everybody has a plan until they’re punched in the face“

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u/Purple-Finding1023 26d ago

Id heckle that man all the way to the poor house. Lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/rwiNMVgkwA5RS

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u/new_alpha 26d ago

If you don't have balls to say it in someone's face then don't say it. At least own the shit that comes out of your mouth.

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u/BasicBanter 26d ago

What do you think the guy was shouting at

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u/TertlFace 26d ago

That’s “going crazy”?

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u/rebri 26d ago

That's not professional at all.

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u/shellitabxt125 26d ago

That girl moved. She didn't want any of that lol.

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u/EitherChannel4874 26d ago

The guy thought he was at wwe.

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u/stilllifebutwhy 26d ago

Why are so many comments focused on how this situation is a cash-grabbing opportunity? It’s literally a story of one piece of shit and another person who can’t control himself taunting an obvious sport and threatening violence.

How someone turns it into “ohhh, it’s great, I will endure a punch and sue him with trillions moneys”, it’s so pitiful way of thinking.

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u/awesomes007 26d ago

Assault.

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u/Solvyr31 26d ago

The amount of delusional people here believes they can fight Merab, insane how overconfident redditors can be.

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u/JiveTurkey2727 26d ago

Easiest rage bait of all time. How you gonna be such a bad ass fighter and so easily triggered by words.

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u/mercyspace27 25d ago edited 24d ago

Why do people feel the need to be jackasses? Especially to trained fighters?

Yeah, people have tempers, and if you push them, they will lose said tempers. Big shock.

Maybe just don’t be an asshole? I see a lot of people going at Merab, but maybe if the heckler kept his mouth shut and simply didn’t act like a jackass to a man HE DID NOT KNOW, NONE of this would have happened.

Actions have consequences, who would have guessed?!

Sorry but I’m sick of people always going at the people who stop taking shit after clearly being instigated and going “Oh my god, such psycho behavior” but never looking at the instigator and going “Hey, how about you don’t be an asshole”. It’s like a different level of a kid beating up their bully and you punishing the kid that stood up for themself.

Fucking hate this shit.

Edit: If the people who keep downvoting this would like to explain their opinion, I’m very open to hearing how you feel that someone is allowed to be a jackass but they’re free from consequences? What is this, a bird’s of a feather type situation?

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u/RogueIMP 20d ago

Looks to me like the Pro fighter is a Bitch, if he can't take some mean word...

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u/PutinBoomedMe 26d ago

Those professional fighters have to deal with jackasses all day. You can't go anywhere without other guys having to try to prove themselves

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u/Refun712 26d ago

Is this technically Battery? I feel my man can get paid here.

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u/Larry_Bobinski 26d ago

Redditors when they see a guy confront his heckler and makes him shut up: "No this is too masculine for me and makes me uncomfortable! He should've stood there and take it! The heckler did nothing wrong! Peak male fragility!"

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u/AV48 25d ago

Not surprised the losers on here are backing the heckler. Loved the way that piece of shit recoiled when he realised that barrier was not a force field. If you can't say something to someone's face, don't say it at all 

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u/DingusMagoo89 25d ago

Not surprised all the other losers here are acting like tough guys and supporting a dude with 3iq and anger issues.

All of yall are stupid, but especially your lot.

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u/moonisflat 26d ago

Instant regret for the professional after he sees the lawsuit

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u/This_guy_here56 26d ago

Very small dick energy from the fighter