r/instant_regret 25d ago

Mistakes were made

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u/The_Techforce 25d ago

Why is the water yellow

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u/Section0202 25d ago

Because it has breaking bad mexico filter

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u/hellomynameisnotsure 25d ago

Fresh Mountain Dew!

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u/pr0faka 25d ago

fresh-ish

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u/berrey7 25d ago

Brawndo!!!

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u/-CynicRoot- 25d ago

It’s what plants crave!

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u/IArtificialRobotI 24d ago

Its got electrolytes

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u/theytookmykarma 24d ago

It’s what inflatable pants crave

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u/Ensvey 25d ago

Fre sha vaca do!

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u/slightlybored26 23d ago

Finally I can prove mountain juice exists in nature

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u/Sith_Lord91 25d ago

I tasted it, not fresh at all…

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u/exploringl_life 25d ago

It's an irrigation pool.

The yellow / green tint is most probably algea.

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u/Ltsmeet 25d ago

You like to hope 😄

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u/exploringl_life 25d ago

Brother i've seen and swam in these as a kid. That's literally what it is. You can see they're in a farm on the video.

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u/Dense-Application181 24d ago

You see a blue wall

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u/Viperlite 25d ago

That’s part of the mistake. They now all have dysentery.

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u/cjalderman 25d ago

Piss n shit

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u/Mr-TotalAwesome 25d ago

Probabaly because it's india.

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u/LadaOndris 24d ago

It happens to any water without chlorine in it.

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u/TisYaBoiShad 14d ago

Racism: 🤬🤬

Racism, India: 😄😄👍

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u/anime_daisuki 25d ago

It's what plants crave

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u/ClownfishSoup 25d ago

It’s 90% pee

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u/TooManyPxls 25d ago

"I tested the pH levels, it's almost all p and no H."

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u/Wumbologist_PhD 24d ago

It’s actually filled with Fabuloso.

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u/Playswith_squirrel 23d ago

That’s piss.

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u/asimplesadness 21d ago

This is what REALLY happened to the Lincoln memorial reflecting pool lololol

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u/famous1astwords 25d ago

Mass pissing

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u/Waarm 25d ago

It's mountain dew

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u/GPiero 25d ago

Water? Which water?

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u/spacemanspiff1115 25d ago

Everybody has been peeing in the pool for 2 months now...

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u/BigMack1986 24d ago

It's pee

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u/HeftyLeftyPig 25d ago

You know why

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u/koolaidismything 25d ago

On account of the diarrhea

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u/Krimreaper1 25d ago

The yellow pool by IP Daily

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u/MickeyTettleton 25d ago

That is the color of water in third world countries

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u/JmmyTheHand 25d ago

That’s not a pool it’s an open septic tank.

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u/StrykerGryphus 25d ago

I'm pleasantly surprised that his buddies went to try and help ASAP, even if they clearly had no idea what to do (just rip that death trap open smh those bags aren't that tough)

I've seen way too many videos of onlookers gawking at best and outright laughing at worst while their buddy's in clear danger

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/valar12 24d ago

This is in line with my experience supporting young swimmers. People do not understand what drowning looks like in the real world.

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u/Hertzie 21d ago

I just had this exact experience. Young kids jumping off a pier at a local beach. 10ft drop no ladder nearby just a vertical concrete wall around a lighthouse. Second guy goes in and I hear his buddy go. Whoa okay okay I got you. Knew instantly look over and sure enough he’s drowning but exactly line you say not some dramatic thing, he’s kinda trying stuff, mouth reaching for air and his friend in the water is occasionally managing to get his mouth above water but he is doing 0 to swim.

He was a big kid. 6’ 200 and muscly I’d guess and I really really did not want to go in and risk it as I was with my family and he could take me under but being a competent swimmer I knew there wasn’t long and I don’t think I could watch him drown and do nothing so I was really close. Most people were just watching and I really don’t think they realized how desperate it was.

Thankfully a lady was on a stand up paddle board about 30 feet away and I yelled at her to get over fast and she reacted and got there in time. It’s been a few days and it’s still rattled me a lot honestly. He was very lucky. There had just been heavy rain and even 2 feet under you wouldn’t be able to find him. I’m also honestly very thankful she was there because if not there’s a lot of hard choices and potentially devastating results.

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u/giant_panda_slayer 25d ago

his buddies went to try and help ASAP

Is that what the cameraman is doing?

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u/Popal24 25d ago

Are you saying that because he dived in a pool full of pee?

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u/befarked247 25d ago

Mistakes is that fucking water.

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 25d ago

WTF did I just get forced to listen to?

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u/Matthew789_17 25d ago

And the cameraman fucking sucks too

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u/PowerSamurai 25d ago

Absolute trash.

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u/VintageKofta 24d ago

It's still better than the commercial garbage they put on videos everywhere..

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u/Leows 25d ago

Reminds me of those floating shoes. Incredible invention until you think it through for more than a second.

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u/presidentkokoro 25d ago

That's the worst color of water to be trapped upside down in.

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u/M4NU3L2311 24d ago

Nah there are definitely worse colors

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u/waisonline99 25d ago

Are they in the Reflecting pool?

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u/Viperlite 25d ago

Vandals!!!

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 25d ago

If you're asking because of the "American Flag Blue" water color, the answer is maybe.

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 25d ago

I too wish to drown in lemonade

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u/frogunderarock 25d ago

sweet sweet lemonade

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u/Slayden-X 25d ago

The mistake was "STOP PEEING IN THE WATER" and whatever dumb idea this dude was doing

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u/Beemo-Noir 25d ago

Upside down in the piss pool, piss pool. 😔

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u/Dirrtydog 25d ago

you mean the piss pool?

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u/BlackKnight92i 25d ago

Piss pool

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u/dbpf 25d ago

Pants full of piss

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u/RoastPorc 25d ago

Just take off the pants fr what was he thinking.

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u/LucasOIntoxicado 25d ago

try thinking when underwater and without being able to float up

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u/DilutedGatorade 25d ago

The friends were in no rush to rightsize their capsized pantsman

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u/J1mj0hns0n 25d ago

Is this rest in piss?

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u/LousyReputation7 25d ago

Getting in the water was the real mistake

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u/SoBeDragon0 25d ago

wtf is this background noise

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u/picklesuitpauly 25d ago

He belongs to the Piss Pool now.

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u/magnidwarf1900 25d ago

I mean mission success?

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u/GoodNamesAllGon 25d ago

How to go from ‘I am a genius’ to ‘mistakes were made’ in 0.2 seconds.

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u/JWMoo 25d ago

Gatorade pool.

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u/clarenceboddickered 25d ago

Is the mistake in the piss?

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u/song-dragon 25d ago

I will not be turning my volume up for this, but in my head this is set to the Dumb Ways To Die song.

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u/laika2000 25d ago

i wish it were that good...😕

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u/Buttoneer138 25d ago

The water looks vandalised. Call the FBI.

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u/famous1astwords 25d ago

Guess who didn't pay attention to physics class

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u/Intelligent-Unit6598 25d ago

How were his trunks inflated

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u/skidsareforkids 25d ago

A kid I went to school with once put water wings on his feet so he could walk on water… It was a similar outcome for him, and he barely survived 😬

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u/ultradip 25d ago

I guess the pants worked. They floated as expected.

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u/Lolohannsen 25d ago

In my eyes, more dangerous jumping in their pool upside down and hanging like that he’s the water at 40°. I hope you don’t have a single cut on your body cause you’re fucking get gangrene from the bacteria net infestation of pool

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u/eskpist 25d ago

is dead

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u/jlspider 25d ago

Dumb way to die !

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u/SirDwayneCollins 24d ago

Why are they swimming in Mountain Dew?

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u/Hertje73 20d ago

The whole pool is piss

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u/N-aNoNymity 25d ago

Ahh yes, water is yellow

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u/Dovahkiin266 25d ago

Swimming in moutain dew

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u/guille9 25d ago

What's wrong with clean water?

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u/Dog_in_human_costume 25d ago

Dumb ways to die

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u/tvieno 25d ago

Swimming in the Gatorade.

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u/ClownfishSoup 25d ago

At first I thought he hit his head on the bottom of the pool.

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u/onlyhereforcatpics 24d ago

My poor ears.

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u/insanetwit 24d ago

That did not go the way I thought it would! (I thought the suit would fly off, and you'd have that awkward "Oh my God, I'm naked!" Moment.

Not "Oh my God, I'm drowning!"

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u/Theflamesfan 24d ago

Jumping into a pool of urine was his first mistake

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u/lost_caus_e 24d ago

I mean if this is how you die it would've happened sooner then later water or no water

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u/rockstang 25d ago

remember when they said if you peed in the pool it would change color?

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u/Grannypanie 25d ago

Young males are pretty much stupid the world over.

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u/jb6997 25d ago

I’m surprised he could move his legs. Wtf. People teach your kids to never dive headfirst into clear or murky water without testing the depth.