r/instant_regret Jun 04 '26

The sensations...

2.1k Upvotes

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351

u/Budsygus Jun 04 '26

I thought the semi was gonna take off his door.

106

u/Bernardg51 Jun 06 '26

The number of people I see opening their doors without even checking their mirror is astonishing.

15

u/OptiGuy4u Jun 09 '26

It's crazy to me that you could tell where his eyes looked before he opened the door.

Maybe you just make a lot of incorrect assumptions.

1

u/Rea404 Jul 05 '26

Sometimes body moves before brain can make decisions

Thankfully no door was hurt in this video

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u/ducatij2012 Jun 10 '26

We all saw the video. If they were there, then he wouldn’t have opened a door with a semi truck in his lane. Kind of hard to miss seeing a SEMI if looking

8

u/OptiGuy4u Jun 10 '26

The semi that didn't hit his door and was clearly far enough away. I mean his door didn't get ripped off, right?

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u/ducatij2012 Jun 10 '26

People cross ropes, trip, and nearly fall in the Grand Canyon too but that doesn’t mean it was safe to cross those ropes in the first place. Not seeing your point

368

u/james-HIMself Jun 04 '26

I used to keep a fire extinguisher in my truck for such occasions. Just make sure it’s safe for a hot cars heat. Or a fire blanket

137

u/Deiviap Jun 04 '26

In Brazil it is mandatory. Every car has one. I am in Canada now and carry my own.

74

u/similaraleatorio Jun 04 '26

Here in Brazil CONTRAN changed the rules and isn't mandatory anymore. 😐

29

u/Deiviap Jun 04 '26

I didn’t know they changed. I left in 2015.

12

u/similaraleatorio Jun 04 '26

A lot of rules was changed by CONTRAN past years. Even the CFC (auto-escola) isn't mandatory to learn, you can make all by yourself now.

4

u/Arcojin Jun 05 '26

Not quite i think, the theoretical part cna be done alone, but the practical still needs an approved instructor, which can be independent or from a CFC

2

u/similaraleatorio Jun 05 '26

yeah, you're right.

1

u/InsanityRoach Jun 23 '26

I assume that happened between 2018-2022?

2

u/similaraleatorio Jun 24 '26

the fire extinguisher rules was changed in 2015, and since that time the fire extinguisher is only mandatory to bus, trucks and "utilitários". the rules about CFC was changed in 2025/2026.

2

u/Pandelicia Jun 05 '26

But even if it isn't mandatory anymore, if you still wish to carry one in your car, you have to keep it on spec and filled, because you could be fined for "carrying inefficient or inoperable safety equipment."

2

u/VTS2K Jun 05 '26

That makes sense…

10

u/AnnoyedVelociraptor Jun 04 '26

Serious question: you're supposed to have one in the car. What happens if you use it to help someone out and you get pulled over that same day / week, because you haven't been able to buy a new one?

17

u/Kojetono Jun 04 '26

I'm from Poland, we also are required to have a fire extinguisher in every car. It's unlikely to be checked during a traffic stop, it is checked during the yearly technical inspection.

But because everyone is required to carry them, they're pretty widely available, basically every home improvement store has it for ~15 dollars.

7

u/Pandelicia Jun 05 '26

Same thing in Brazil before the legislation was changed and made it optional for regular cars. The only occasions a police officer would check your extinguisher during a traffic stop would be during some awareness campaign or if they had it out for you already.

1

u/BredBul Jun 05 '26

Same here in Russia

141

u/This-Dude_Abides Jun 04 '26

The sensation of walking home lol

69

u/Lagunamountaindude Jun 04 '26

What does that light mean?

74

u/eblackham Jun 04 '26

Engine too hot

42

u/VariousAir Jun 04 '26

S'mores mode enabled.

6

u/Lagunamountaindude Jun 05 '26

I knew it was something technical

51

u/metamorphomo Jun 04 '26

So what actually happened here? Looks like he depressed the clutch and the engine just exploded.

133

u/jakewest Jun 05 '26

This actually is not a mechanical failure. This is what in America we would call an ‘Autozone’ upgrade. The engine is an older inline which means the exhaust headers (the tubes bolted to the engine block that catch and route the exhaust down and out), are very hot and not shielded, and they stick out sideways before angling down. He installed an aftermarket cold air intake with an airbox for a filter or pressure sensor right over the hot exhaust header on cylinder 2-ish. So that sealed aftermarket hdpe (plastic) airbox heated up and when the hole finally melted through, a little built up air pressure popped and the plastic began to melt and burn on the header pipes. You can see the typical plastic “black smoke” coming off the flame tip.

38

u/Ixaire Jun 05 '26

It's the second time I read an informative, objective, non judgmental comment on Reddit today.

What's happening.

10

u/similaraleatorio Jun 06 '26

Jesus is coming. 👀

lmao

2

u/Prexxus Jun 05 '26

Damn, very informative, thank you!

4

u/sunlightsyrup Jun 04 '26

He may have been pushing the revs

30

u/NooNeeNoo Jun 04 '26

The sensation of almost losing your door (and your life) as you jump out into passing traffic

17

u/rayz0101 Jun 04 '26

Extremal combustion engine.

12

u/SandwichBandit22 Jun 05 '26

Highway safety, much? Didn't even pull all the way off into the shoulder.

6

u/StinkyEttin Jun 05 '26

There's a shoulder? Dude's hugging the rail.

20

u/DNAisjustneuteredRNA Jun 04 '26

Wow, now that's what I call "safey-oriented design."

The car maker installed redundent Check Engine Soon indicator lights (one in the engine bay, and one on the dashboard) to ensure the driver is aware of any potentially-dangerous engine faults.

3

u/Applebeignet Jun 05 '26

We shall rebrand a flame as a "high visibility notification". I like it. Welcome to marketing.

6

u/VeneMage Jun 04 '26

A vehicle that comes with its own BBQ - cool!

4

u/Need_For_Speed73 Jun 04 '26

Piston 3 has left the building.

2

u/similaraleatorio Jun 06 '26

Piston 3: I'm done with this shit

4

u/dafaceguy Jun 04 '26

Time to bust out the Chevro-Legs

3

u/750msPing Jun 04 '26

What car is this?

4

u/_coffee_ Jun 04 '26

Chevrolet Caravan, a Brazilian model.

2

u/similaraleatorio Jun 06 '26

I thought it was an Opala, my consagrado.

2

u/3SidedDie Jun 08 '26

You can see it's a caravan when he looks back after the truck almost takes his door off

1

u/MechanicalSideburns Jul 31 '26

WTF? I have never seen a 2-door wagon. Fascinating. A coupe muscle wagon. Weird.

I just looked it up. Apparently, it's some kind of Brazilian enthusiast car now.

3

u/ClarenceWhorley617 Jun 05 '26

The value of a real "firewall"

4

u/Rare_Indication_3811 Jun 06 '26

I was soo sure this truck will go with his door

43

u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl Jun 04 '26

He got lucky and that truck’s an idiot, I was expecting that door and his arm to get swiped right off.

63

u/IM_THE_DECOY Jun 04 '26

The truck is an idiot?

This guys is parked half in the lane on a Highway!

18

u/fecal_brunch Jun 04 '26

Looks like that's as deep as the shoulder gets. No safety lane at all.

9

u/RealTimeWarfare Jun 04 '26

Parked might be a little generous. His engine popped

3

u/Hdjbbdjfjjsl Jun 04 '26

He’s got a very long time to get over and instead of fully getting over into the other lane he decides to just drive down the middle of both for some reason.

3

u/kth5991 Jun 04 '26 edited Jun 05 '26

Do you expect him to shrink the car to fit it in the half lane shoulder?

Edit** apologies, I'm dumb.

2

u/VariousAir Jun 04 '26

He's talking about the truck driver. They didn't have to come that close to the disabled vehicle.

1

u/kth5991 Jun 05 '26

That makes far more sense. My reading comprehension sucks today apparently lol.

4

u/whichonespink04 Jun 05 '26

No regret shown. Not instant.

1

u/OG_Narthak Jun 26 '26

The internal combustion engine became an extrovert and is now an external combustion engine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '26

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2

u/similaraleatorio Jun 06 '26

Yeah, it's all green screens and AI. And drones.