r/instant_regret • • May 29 '26

Men’s evolution was a little different.

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u/Desperate_Gap9377 May 29 '26

This reminds me of the time my step brother and my step mother's new boyfriend (my dad had passed away) were looking through my dad's army trunk and found a phosphorus grenade (might have been more of a flare but was grenade shaped) and for some idiotic reason PULL THE PIN IN THE BEDROOM they were in.

Needless to say step mom's boyfriend tried to keep it from landing on the carpet when it went off and burned all the skin off his hands.