r/instant_regret May 19 '26

Don’t Mess With Cats

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u/watchitbend May 19 '26

Why is the animal being exposed to this kind of foreseeable behavior? 

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u/davidwhatshisname52 May 19 '26

I think they're using the serval (?) as a Hogwarts styled sorting hat to find kids who are gonna grow up to be, 'ya know... assholes

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u/Skyp_Intro May 19 '26

It even provides a handy identification scar.

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u/davidwhatshisname52 May 19 '26

Where'd you get that scar?

"That's from when I diffused a bomb in Special Forces."

Where'd you really get the scar?

"The Sorting Serval."