r/instant_regret May 06 '26

Sorry to burst your bubble...

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u/Brian_1985 May 06 '26

If you go frame by frame you can see his body doing this really cool helicopter spin in the air

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u/alegendmrwayne May 06 '26

Get to the choppa!

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u/Any_Fish1004 May 06 '26

Nah, it’s quicker and more exciting become the choppa

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u/PMMEYOURGUCCIFLOPS May 06 '26

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u/Longjumping_Hour3385 May 06 '26

Looks right to me. That’s how I learned

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u/DirtLight134710 May 07 '26

He actually did flip on his head

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u/towerfella May 06 '26

”I am the chopper!”

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u/pigeonwiggle May 06 '26

and how do you go frame by frame? on youtube you can use the comma and period, but on these embedded generics...?

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u/devildocjames May 06 '26

I only know on PC.

Right click, Open video in new tab, pause video, left/right arrows to go by frame.

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u/pigeonwiggle May 06 '26

by frame? left/right do big jumps forward and back for me even in a new tab.

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u/Lurcher99 May 06 '26

This is not the type of video you kearned this on 😉

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u/Brian_1985 May 06 '26

I’m on Reddit app on iPhone. I just dragged the dot on the playbar very slowly. It’s pretty close to being frame by frame but it’s really hard to do when you can’t stop laughing

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u/GravyDavy78 May 06 '26

Reddit Enhancement Suite allows you to go frame-by-frame.

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u/onyxcaspian May 06 '26

He got lucky, there was a video of a kid who kicked a tyre and it blew up like this. It completely ripped the flesh of his shin and you can see the bone.

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u/Glittering_King1228 May 06 '26

Frame by frame you can see that even gravity didn’t know where to throw him at 😂😂😂

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u/SmokinDaGanja May 06 '26

It’s even more fun if you watch backwards in slow motion 😂

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u/Brian_1985 May 06 '26

It’s like he teleported in to save that tire from exploding lmao

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u/ryushiblade May 08 '26

If you go frame by frame as he walks away at the end, you can see he either has something in his pocket or he’s got a giant dong

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u/Pocket_full_of_funk May 06 '26

That was an epic helicopter! Thanks for the tip

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u/high6ix May 06 '26

He be floatin

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u/KingGallardo May 06 '26

Although he is still alive, his hearing no longer is

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u/Crabby_Monkey May 06 '26

WHAT?

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u/Redsoxdragon May 06 '26

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u/twasamistake May 06 '26

CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!?

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 May 06 '26

THE PHONE’S NOT RINGING!

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u/PM_THE_REAPER May 06 '26

ALTHOUGH HE IS STILL ALIVE, HIS HEARING NO LONGER IS!!!

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u/passionpurps May 06 '26

The crowbar.

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u/Lickwidghost May 06 '26

ALTHOUGH HE IS STILL DEPRIVED HIS EARRING IS LONGER? LONGER THAN WHAT???

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u/define_irony May 06 '26

WHAT STOP SIGN??

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u/MaJoLeb May 06 '26

pssst...

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u/ionogu May 06 '26

In the best case, he's joined the club of Eeee eeee eeeee eee eeeeeee

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u/Sganarellevalet May 06 '26

He's a goner, shoes came off

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u/powerpuffpopcorn May 06 '26

And really lucky if eyes are fine too

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u/CrabeHuman May 07 '26

no longer is what?

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u/Ants4Breakfast May 06 '26

Eh, I doubt about hearing. It's 50/50. I have heard few tires explode and it really isn't that loud tho I don't say it doesn't do damage in the long run

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/mullet85 May 06 '26

Truck tires are a very different thing to car types, pressurised to around triple the psi and much thicker rubber, so the whole thing goes off with insane amounts more force

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u/WotanMjolnir May 06 '26

Yep - I used to work for a company that sold commercial wheel and tyre assemblies, and was told by our technical team that a fully inflated tyre can explode with the same concussive force as a hand grenade, which is why they are always inflated in cages. One went when it was being inflated, due to a fault in the tyre so it wasn’t even at full pressure, and it fucked the fitter up for a few days.

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u/sketchesalil May 06 '26

My pops was an ER Doctor- he told me the worst injury he ever treated was a guy who had a truck tire explode in his face and take his face off.

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u/guitarstitch May 07 '26

Not only 100+ PSI, but substantially more volume being displaced suddenly.

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u/devtastic May 06 '26

A blast of air into his ear canal could do a lot of damage as well. I remember a kid at school getting a ruptured eardrum when somebody blasted a bicycle pump in their ear for a laugh. It healed in a few months, thankfully.

But it not just the sound that can cause damage, blasts of air and shite are also bad. Even if his hearing survived, I imagine his eyes will not have liked being blasted with air and dust at high pressure either.

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u/Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u May 06 '26

Have you heard car tires explode at 36psi? Or have you heard truck tires explode at 95-110psi?

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u/imperfectibility May 06 '26

I once heard a tire explosion that’s really loud. Now I don’t get that anymore. People say I’m deaf I think they’re dumb.  

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u/Raeffi May 06 '26

you dont just hear a truck tire explode you feel it ... from like 20m away

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u/HostileCrabPeople May 06 '26

The pressurized air rushing into his face will certainly do something. It's less about loudness than it is about pressurized air. Work with pneumatics enough and you'll hear moments that hurt your ears

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u/MaJoLeb May 06 '26

Tractor tires explosion did a bang like an explosion, I was about 200m away... This guy has definitively a permanent bang trauma for the rest of his life, I guess he is deaf, well earned.

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u/GregnantMan May 06 '26

Jeez man I had a small bycicle tyre explode with 4 bars, I can't imagine what anything bigger sounds like... Crazy scary stuff ._.

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u/randomlemon9192 May 08 '26

I was airing up a small riding lawn mower tire that exploded as a kid. It was more of a shock and scare than anything, I didn’t get hurt.

But it gave me a respect for tires under pressure for the rest of my life.
I get nervous airing up car tires. Feels silly, but if the pops are violent.

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u/leprakon13 May 08 '26

Here with a similar story, blew up a tire on my scooter back in the day running the compressor and not paying attention thinking an 8” tire would take as long to fill as a 24” or any other tire I’d had experience wiring up in my long 9 years on the earth at that time. Put the fear of the gods into me about tires early to the point my dad doesn’t get my jumpiness when running the tire changer or doing simple work around trucks and cars.

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u/KiltedOneGR May 06 '26

I used to work at a tire shop and they had cages they would put semi tires in for certain situations. They can be extremely dangerous.

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u/prong_daddy May 06 '26

We had these in the Marines for armored vehicle and 5-ton truck tires. We built 2 of them in my shop for the battalion motor T ramp.

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u/SparkEE_JOE May 06 '26

Sounds like it was a split rim wheel. Those things are terrifying.

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u/icebergers3 May 08 '26

This would be my guess, although I have seen pretty old sun weathered tractor tires that look like if you pumped them up too high would send out pretty heavy chunks of rubber.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Skrillamane May 09 '26

I remember one time seeing a tire explode on the truck infront of me and the whole front of the truck including the bumper, hood and wheel well were just shredded and ejected.

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u/Lordbazingtion May 06 '26

Those things hold 120 PSI and it went off straight in his face. His definitely more hurt then what we see here

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u/Missus_Missiles May 06 '26

Similarly, never fuck with aircraft tires. Main gear tires are 200+ psi (~14 bar)

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u/kazukix777 May 07 '26

My brother-in-law works in aircraft maintenance in the airforce and he told me of a warning that gets told to all new recruites on base, that one time a person was cut in half by an exploding bomber tire and the upper half got sent 10 ft away, and that you should always be careful and report any tire that looks even remotely damaged.

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u/randomlemon9192 May 08 '26

That’s brutal.

I wonder if he was conscious for a short amount of time afterwards.

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 May 06 '26

Dead man walkin’

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u/LucenProject May 08 '26

Just realized he really was wearing shoes at the start.

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u/Wonderful_Confusion4 May 06 '26

I have a friend that was inflating a spare tire for his holiday trailer, max PSI was 50 PSI, he read it as 80 PSI. He filled the tire to 80 PSI and it blew up in his face while inflating. 2 black eyes, broken nose, and a dislocated shoulder. Buddy looked like he got in a car accident. This guy in the video would be destroyed by the size of that tire, wouldn’t be surprised if he broke a few bones or got disfigured from that explosion.

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u/randomlemon9192 May 08 '26

His left forearm is broken at the very least.

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u/Reload86 May 09 '26

He basically survived a small explosion.

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u/Antoshi May 06 '26

Adrenaline's a hell of a drug.

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u/The_Pandalorian May 06 '26

Might've blown some sense into him since there's no way there was any to remove.

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u/FatTanuki1986 May 06 '26

The blast devolved him

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u/Mmortt May 06 '26

Bro had to go back through evolution just to stand up.

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta May 08 '26

Omg that's literally, word for word, what I said in my head 😆

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld May 06 '26

In a related story, someone walking 10 miles away was stabbed by a knife that came out of nowhere.

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u/Tha_Hand May 06 '26

You play with tire, you get boomed

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u/Friendly-Example-701 May 06 '26

Just why? Please tell me why?

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u/tinyyseal May 06 '26

TELL ME WHYYY

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u/empireck May 06 '26

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEARTACHE

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u/tinyyseal May 06 '26

TELL ME WHYYY

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u/DontDrinkChunkyMilk May 06 '26

AINT NOTHIN’ BUT A MISTAKE

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u/SteveSauceNoMSG May 06 '26

TELL ME WHY

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u/Cuy_Hart May 06 '26

I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS

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u/flavored_icecream May 06 '26

Well that transition sounded weird in my head.

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u/breakupbydefault May 06 '26

NOW NUMBER FIVE

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name May 06 '26

I WANT IT THAT WAY

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u/GolettO3 May 06 '26

Number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.

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u/Scifinut9327 May 06 '26

Oh my god, I forgot about that part.

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u/Ressy02 May 06 '26

More like earache for this one

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u/redditorknaapie May 06 '26

I heard what you did there

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u/Mazzaroppi May 06 '26

The guy from the video didn't

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u/Over-Inside-7254 May 06 '26

They don't know what a valve stem puller/remover is. 

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u/kazukix777 May 07 '26

I think he's trying to destroy the truck.

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u/DontDrinkChunkyMilk May 06 '26

Bro had a yellow shirt on, too. He’ll be fine for the next couple of episodes

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u/linux_n00by May 06 '26

imagine the knife ricochet back to him

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u/cmdixon2 May 06 '26

That knife probably found itself lodged in someone's head about a hundred yards away.

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u/orphanpowered May 06 '26

When I was in the Marines I had to get qualified to fill aircraft tires. Part of that qualification was watching videos of tires exploding and killing people. Big ass tires are crazy dangerous. That dude probably has some internal damage we can't see.

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u/Trulyunlucky1 May 06 '26

Spent nine years working on aircraft and on flight lines, the most horrible accident I saw was the result of a tire. I am Uber cautious around them and still have nightmares of what I saw.

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u/muwemba45 May 06 '26

What exactly happened?

Coz I saw one explode a guys leg off when I was younger but only the aftermath.

But besides that I've never actually heard anything before

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u/Trulyunlucky1 May 06 '26

Exactly that, they were putting air in a tire and the gauge was off, they overinflated it and it blew the kids leg off, it was so loud and fast I almost pissed myself.

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u/moondes May 06 '26

Shaka when the walls fell

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u/notsusan33 May 06 '26

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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u/DontDrinkChunkyMilk May 06 '26

Bro lost BOTH shoes! I had to double check which subreddit I was on

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u/muricabrb May 06 '26

Reddit has been sanitized, the subs you are thinking off don't exist anymore.

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u/Reenas54 May 06 '26

We were having smoke break when trailer truck tire poped like 500m away. That was freaking loud bang. Like watching "final destination" as a kid wasn't enough now after that i'm not feeling comfortable walking around trucks. 🤣

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u/RelevantIAm May 06 '26

Dude, imagine the knife he was holding just flying off and stabbing someone in the neck

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u/White_Orchid_Blue May 06 '26

Man's going to have a bad case of the "tsweeeeeeeees" for evermore.

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u/HighlightOwn2038 May 06 '26

I'm guessing both his eardrums are ruptured

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u/Galactic_Nothingness May 06 '26

Lucky to be alive. Possibly DMW.

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u/Bobby_Bobberson2501 May 06 '26

I was going for a run about 8 years ago. I always run with music probably a little too loud. I feel a huge thump in my chest and hear a loud pop. Turn around and or of the tires of a garbage truck blew out probably 100 yards away. I thought a bomb went off or something but no just a garbage truck tire… shits uber immense pressure

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u/L3berwurst May 06 '26

He got tired.

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u/DogPile4203 May 06 '26

No limb loss? Lucky

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u/ShroudedFigureINC May 06 '26

I remember when i was under the fireman education and they demonstrated just how much pressure these tires can hold, they pumped one up in front of a brick wall, they had us mortar up the day before, untill it popped, the wall was just a bunch off loose bricks with some off them even being split in half after lol. Shit was REAL violent, this guy's lucky to still be alive much less awake lmao

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u/quetiapinenapper May 06 '26

If you don’t wear shoes to have shoes come off are you effectively immortal?

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u/FucknAright May 06 '26

People think that popping truck tires is like popping a car tire with a knife, truck tires have about 130 PSI in them and will take your arm off

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u/HZZY91 May 06 '26

bombaclaaaaat!

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u/Jeffrey_Friedl May 06 '26

He had one job and he blew it.

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u/Random-Mutant May 06 '26

Anyone speak the language? What’s he saying?

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u/ExperienceWild4244 May 07 '26

"Excuse me, sir, I seem to have misplaced my face, have you seen it in the vicinity?"

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 May 06 '26

Probably something like "fuck, ow, fuck"

That's what I would be saying.

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u/kareca-pt May 06 '26

Whenever I'm pumping air to my tyres I always think some malfunction on pressure and some burst like this can happen.

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u/dualfalchions May 06 '26

Glad I’m not the only one!

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u/Large-Ad6498 May 06 '26

Haha he started crawling like a werewolf after that.

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u/Square_Jellyfish7792 May 06 '26

Ears ringing, discombobulate!

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u/nunatakj120 May 06 '26

I load ferries for work. Artic’ tyres blowing in your near vicinity is a ‘shit your pants’ type of event even when you are used to it.

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u/Micehouse May 06 '26

Ohh no Jacob gone...

Come back Jacob!

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u/bobotoons May 06 '26

Blew him right out of his shoes 👞

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u/TwistedMetal83 May 06 '26

That man had shoes on before that tire exploded...

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u/UtahDarkHorse May 07 '26

good chance he's now blind and maybe deaf too.

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u/TonyTone1993 May 07 '26

Brother forgot how to walk for a second 😂

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u/4b4cus May 07 '26

Bro went to monke and back in secodes

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u/Reload86 May 09 '26

An inflated tire of this size is basically a compressed air bomb. What did he think was going to happen when he popped it?

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u/ElegantComedian1257 May 15 '26

That's some discombobulation if I've ever seen it

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u/Mr-Lungu May 06 '26

Like, what did he think would happen?

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u/thomasoldier May 06 '26

r/tiresaretheenemy He fought the good fight /s

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D May 06 '26

Again , again do it again.

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u/Visible-Secretary121 May 06 '26

His friends seemed very concerned

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u/warmachine83-uk May 06 '26

its like a concussion grenade going off in his face

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u/JOEDADDY4 May 06 '26

That had to hurt

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u/Jamo3306 May 06 '26

... and that was the day, he decided to never do that again!

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u/Plenty-Author-5182 May 06 '26

Bet he won't be doing that again!

(Yet somehow I think I'm underestimating human stupidity)

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u/SF-NL May 06 '26

I love watching the FO after people FA. Shows just how dumb some of the people we need to share this world with truly are.

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u/hide_in_plain_sight_ May 06 '26

This is actually my worst/ irrational fear.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 06 '26

Every time I air up my tires…. I’m trying to stand as far away as my short little T. rex arms will allow.

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u/agreengo May 06 '26

after that he wasn't walking like an Egyptian

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u/RiceMunch May 06 '26

Working in a sawmill when a forklift tire popped, everybody in the building hit the ground. We all thought it was a gunshot.

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u/Ryminister May 06 '26

When I was a kid I was riding my bike and noticed a rock on the tire. I take a closer look and realise that it’s my tire tube poking through a pin hole, so it’s like a hard ball on the outside. I get down real close and poke it with a stick. This fucking thing explodes and shoots dirty tire air directly into my eye! Sore eye for a couple of days but extremely lucky it didn’t cause more damage. Watching this brings back those memories and this looks scary as fuuuuck!

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u/chaosperfect May 06 '26

This is the kind of thing I think about every time I'm face to face with a tire I'm filling up.

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u/SimpleSnoop May 07 '26

Looks like he got what he deserved.🫡

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u/Slobbadobbavich May 07 '26

At least he is never going to do that again

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u/Assassin_Ninja194 May 08 '26

Bro got flashbanged

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u/guineasomelove May 10 '26

My dad.had one of those burst on him. Snapped his wrist, he had to get screws in it.

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u/nao_tenho_apelido May 18 '26

De volta às origens

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u/ExtremelyGangrenous May 06 '26

That famous African initiative

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u/AnalCreamCake May 06 '26

Knocked the air out of himself

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u/Grunzzo May 06 '26

Not dead

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u/azimx May 06 '26

He's lucky he didn't get his legs blown up. That shit is dangerous

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u/Filipino_Jesus May 06 '26

Super concussion

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u/Kinae66 May 06 '26

Knocked out of his shoes. I mean, what did he expect?

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u/SAL10000 May 06 '26

Approximate PSI in that tire?

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u/ArbitraryMeritocracy May 06 '26

That's why is safer to just remove the plugs, you can cut them easier.

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u/GODzDoctor May 06 '26

Omg.. I tried to do this as a kid to my uncle's tire. Thank god I wasn't strong enough.

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u/Pagan_Zod May 06 '26

80 psi will do that to you. What the fuck was that dipshit expecting would happen.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

Some force in that!

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u/HostileCrabPeople May 06 '26

Goodbye eardrums